Monday, October 19, 2020

This Is So 2020: Neil deGrasse Tyson says asteroid could hit day before election

A fridge-sized space-rock is headed our way, he tweeted, one that ‘may buzz-cut Earth on Nov 2.’
Famed astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson posted a picture of an asteroid approaching Earth saying that it could strike the planet before the election on Nov. 3.

CDC Reclassifies Majority Of Covid-19 Deaths To Being Personally Murdered By Barack Obama. - The Onion

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump Accuses New Zealand’s Prime Minister of Competently Handling the Coronavirus to Get Reëlected. - Andy Borowitz

My Gawd, Trump Really Is A Spoiled Child In A Man Suit
President Donald Trump was in the middle of receiving a highly classified briefing on Afghanistan at his New Jersey golf club when he suddenly craved a malted milkshake.

Michigan Governor Arrogantly Forcing Residents to Remain Alive. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Anybody know how Hunter Biden is doing in the polls? - Daniel Goldman

Wow. Fox News Turned Down The Hunter Biden Story The NY Post Ran
Mediaite has learned that Fox News was first approached by Rudy Giuliani to report on a tranche of files alleged to have come from Hunter Biden’s unclaimed laptop left at a Delaware computer repair shop, but that the news division chose not to run the story unless or until the sourcing and veracity of the emails could be properly vetted.

Russian family in the Russian Witness protection program

So let me get this right. The closing argument from the Trump campaign is Joe Biden is a Mr. Rogers who will listen to the scientists on COVID? - Dan Rather tweet


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HIM: Tell me your biggest fantasy.
ME: An historical landslide so massive, it's over Nov. 3 before bedtime.
- Randi Mayem Singer


Rock The Voter News

Fox to Address Coronavirus Crisis with Three-Part Series on Hunter Biden. - Andy Borowitz

Wow. Florida Company Threatens Workers To Vote For Trump.
Some employees at a Florida manufacturing company feel they were threatened with being laid off if they did not support President Donald Trump.

Imagine a world where "Pro-Life" included feeding Hungry Children. - Mo Bella tweet


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He can go to Mexico... I’ll pay for it. - Erin Brockovich tweet

Business/Tech News

Haven’t we reached the point where Trump usually just files for bankruptcy? - Nick Walden

Prepare Yourselves, Folks, The Virus Is Coming Back With A Vengeance.
“We do have vaccines and therapeutics coming down the pike, but when you actually look at the time period for that, the next six to 12 weeks are going to be the darkest of the entire pandemic,” Michael Osterholm, director of the Center for Infectious Disease Research and Policy at the University of Minnesota, said.

Trump keeps promising that the solution to the virus will come by Election Day. In actuality, the solution to the virus will come ON Election Day.



Time To Deflate Photo
Lenticular clouds at Sparks Lake, Oregon. If I were a cavewoman and saw that cloud, I'd either think it was an alien spaceship or the cloud god.


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