Wednesday, January 15, 2020

McConnell courts GOP and Trump amid tensions over impeachment witnesses

McConnell courts GOP and Trump amid tensions over impeachment witnesses
The Senate majority leader is weighing strategy with key Republicans and keeping his plans close to the vest.

Remember when reporters were like Mitch has got the votes and a plan because he’s so savvy and then we found out last night he was still meeting with people like Ted Cruz to try to figure out how to do this and whether to call Hunter Biden? - Adam Parkhomenko

Please call Hunter Biden as a witness and Joe Biden. And while you're at it call Hillary and Obama, too!





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

After reading about what Trump had planned for #MarieYovanovitch, is there any doubt in your mind that the assassination of #Soleimani was a Trump-mob hit paid for by Saudi Arabia with the American Military doing the dirty work? - Dr. Jack Brown tweet





The Entire Russian Government Resigned. All of Them.
The entire Russian government is resigning, Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev announced on Russian state television Wednesday.
Russian President Vladimir Putin thanked members of the government for their work but added that "not everything worked out." Putin added that in the near future he will meet with each member of the cabinet.


Putin is extremely risk averse and almost never fires anyone. For him to sack the PM and change the constitution four years before his term is up suggests he’s deeply afraid of something. What that is, we have still to find out. - Bill Browder





We're sitting here, literally watching Trump plot the death of his own ambassador while the Senate Majority Leader openly refuses to do anything about it...

...and instead of taking the lead on this, Democratic Candidates are right now throwing shit at each other. Unbelievable. - Stonekettle tweet


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Man Who Doesn't Understand How Toilets Work Doesn't Understand How Impeachment Works.- Jeff Tiedrich


Quid Pro Oooooohhhhhh
A lawyer for former U.S. Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch is calling for an investigation after materials released Tuesday night as part of the impeachment inquiry suggested she was under surveillance by individuals linked to President Trump's personal attorney, Rudy Giuliani.
That detail was among a trove of documents provided by Giuliani associate Lev Parnas that were made public by the House Intelligence Committee late Tuesday. 






Just want to thank @RudyGiuliani for everything he has done getting @realDonaldTrump impeached and making it more difficult for the Senate to acquit him. - George Conway tweet


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i guess its a good thing ambassador marie yovanovitch stayed off of 5th avenue in kiev. - mith tweet





Bishops Remind Texas Governor of Jesus' Words
All 16 of Texas' Catholic bishops have issued a joint statement slamming Gov. Greg Abbott, who is Catholic, for announcing the state will bar refugees in 2020.
The bishops call Abbott's decision "misguided" and say it "denies people who are fleeing persecution, including religious persecution, from being able to bring their gifts and talents to our state and contribute to the general common good of all Texans."
"As Catholics, an essential aspect of our faith is to welcome the stranger and care for the alien," the bishops say in the statement, issued Friday.





I refuse to sign my organ donor card until I get some kind of guarantee that no part of my body will ever be used to keep Mitch McConnell alive. - Middle Age Riot



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Can I just say: I’m grateful Amb. Yovanovitch got out of Ukraine alive. I’m grateful she had the courage to speak out about this criminal operation under oath. As for Giuliani & Donald “she’s going to go through some things” Trump (assuming they knew)? They are mafia-level trash. - Steven Beschloss 




New Years Resolutions last week: Drink less, Get fit, Spend more time with my kids. 
New Years Resolutions this week: Spend less time drinking around my fit kids. - Conan O'Brien




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I hope heaven is like this -- picking seashells at the Seychelles.

Peace.


Tuesday, January 14, 2020

Pelosi announces Wednesday vote on impeachment articles

Pelosi announces Wednesday vote on impeachment articles
After weeks of stalemate between Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, President Donald Trump's impeachment trial is finally coming together.

Not like Trump to go this long without Tweeting. Or his staff pretending they're him and tweeting out some Trump brand rage/hate.  
Wonder who he's bombing now? - Stonekettle tweet



The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Iranians Confused After Trump Tweets “Covfefe” in Farsi. - Andy Borowitz





Russia Is Phishing For Hunter Biden
In the midst of the impeachment investigation into President Donald Trump, Russian hackers attacked the Ukrainian gas company linked to the inquiry, according to cybersecurity experts.
Researchers at Area 1, a security company run by a former National Security Agency official, said Russian hackers sent phishing emails to subsidiaries of Burisma Holdings to try to penetrate the Ukrainian energy company. The email accounts of Burisma employees were accessed, but it’s unclear how that was used


Trump rallies prove that a con man doesn't have to be smart if his victims are stupid enough. - Middle Age Riot






Republican Shenanigans

Fun fact. The press secretary has more DUI’s than she does press briefings. - irishrygirl





When Is The Media Going To Call Him The Liar That He Is?
President Donald Trump made a striking claim Monday, insisting it was he who ensured that people with preexisting medical problems will always be covered by health insurance.
He wasn’t.
He also complained anew that Democrats didn’t allow him to send lawyers to the impeachment inquiry. The opposite is true: Democrats invited him to send lawyers to the inquiry and he said no.


The irony is that the only way to save Iran is also the only way to save America - get the extreme religious conservatives out of power. - John Fugelsang







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Bloomberg Offers Trump Ten Billion Dollars To Leave White House By End Of Day. - Andy Borowitz





Two-Thirds of Americans Want Bolton to Testify. Two-Thirds.
Around two-thirds of Americans want to see John Bolton testify in the Senate impeachment trial of President Donald Trump, a new poll has found.
The survey by Quinnipiac University published yesterday found that 66 percent of polled voters wanted the former national security adviser to appear before lawmakers in the chamber, while just 17 percent opposed the idea.


Sanders Campaign Doubles Down With New Ad Warning Americans They’ll Never Be Able To Hear A Female President Over The Sound Of Her Vacuum  - The Onion

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Queen Lists Prince Harry’s Room on Airbnb. - Andy Borowitz






It's Official. Mexico Is Not Paying For The Wall.
The Trump administration is considering diverting around $7.2 billion in additional Pentagon funding for border wall construction, five times what Congress authorized, sources told CNN.










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Mother Nature can have a great sense of humor.

Peace.


Monday, January 13, 2020

Trump re-explains his assassination of Iran's General Soleimani

Trump says it doesn't matter if Soleimani posed an imminent threat
President Trump on Monday said it didn’t matter if Iranian Gen. Qassem Soleimani posed an imminent threat to the United States because of his “horrible past.”


I miss slept-with-a-porn-star-and-tried-to-buy-Greenland Trump. - Conan O'Brien





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Guess trump decided to spend Sunday tweeting instead of playing catch with his son. Maybe next weekend, champ. - Adam Parkhomenko





You'd Think These Dumb Asses Would Get Their Stories Straight
Trump authorized Soleimani's killing 7 months ago, with conditions. The timing raises new questions about the Trump administration's stated justification for taking out the top Iranian general.


If Donald Trump hadn't been born wealthy, he'd be the guy with the "my kid beat up your honor student" bumper sticker throwing a cheeseburger wrapper out the window of his Ford Fiesta. - Middle Age Riot



Republican Shenanigans

If Trump were running against Trump he'd definitely tweet the Melania nudes. - Schooley tweet




Texas School Loses Millions In Phishing Scam
Given that it’s the beginning of a new year, it’s important to remember to be careful what you click on. A school district in Texas learned this the hard way when it lost approximately $2.3 million due to a phishing email scam.


In Iran if a 12-year-old girl is raped and impregnated by her father, she must carry the baby to term, or be thrown in prison for life. Wait, sorry, no. That's Alabama. - Mohamad Safa


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I know Presidential candidates have to humanize themselves, but why are we asking Elizabeth Warren, about her skincare routine?  Nobody ever asks #Trump what he bastes himself with! - Bette Midler




I Hope Lev Parnas Has an Army of Bodyguards
An attorney for Lev Parnas, the indicted associate of Rudy Giuliani, has turned over photos, dozens of text messages and thousands of pages of documents to House impeachment investigators in an effort to win his client an audience with lawmakers.
Joseph A. Bondy, Parnas' New York attorney, traveled to Washington, DC, over the weekend to hand-deliver the contents of an iPhone 11 to Democratic staff on the House Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations, according to a series of Bondy's tweets.


Cory Booker Drops Out Of 2020 Rat Race After Falling In Love With Small-Town Iowa Life. - The Onion



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What “Harry and Meghan” crisis? Leave them alone. This is a “crisis” manufactured by the forever sick UK paparazzi in a society that just voted twice to get out of the EU because they don’t like immigrants and whose two major parties are racist. Fix that and leave M and H alone. - John Dean, former governor of Vermont




Is it normal to let your grandma decide where you can live?
Queen Elizabeth II agrees to let Harry and Meghan move part-time to Canada, says she would have preferred they remained full-time royals. 







If anyone has a right to be mad at Harry and Meghan it's the people of Sussex, who have been left leaderless without their Duke and who are now defenseless against incursions from Hampshire and Kent. - Anne Victoria Clarke






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So in the middle of the civil war, someone was like, 
“You know what this country needs? A delicious steak sauce!”



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Here's a baby llama in Peru just because it's so darn cute!

Peace.