Tuesday, December 17, 2019

Giuliani on Yovanovitch: ‘I Forced Her Out Because She’s Corrupt’

Giuliani on Yovanovitch: ‘I Forced Her Out Because She’s Corrupt’
Rudy Giuliani was recently in Ukraine, and tonight he appeared on Fox News to talk with Laura Ingraham about his push to get Marie Yovanovitch ousted as U.S. ambassador to Ukraine.
Giuliani admitted to the New Yorker, “I believed that I needed Yovanovitch out of the way. She was going to make the investigations difficult for everybody.”


Rudy Colludy and Trump sound like New York mobsters.

Giuliani’s admission today that got Ambassador Yovanovitch fired in order to more easily enlist the State Dept in Trump’s crimes is just confirmation of the obvious. 
But his shamelessness is a reminder that the corruption is ongoing. 
It never stopped. - Sen. Chris Murphy




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Imagine if Republicans hated school shootings as much as they hate people who say happy holidays. - OhNoSheTwint





Meanwhile, Putin Is Taunting the U.S. East Coast
A Russian spy ship is conducting “erratic maneuvers” while operating off the southeast coast of the United States, officials told CNN.
According to the officials, the surveillance ship, the Viktor Leonov, has been present along the coast of South Carolina and Florida over the past few days, CNN reported early Tuesday. 


I’m at the car wash and a very old limo driver is having a very loud conversation into his Bluetooth repeating a litany of Fox News talking points. “Did they pay for the wall yet?” At the car wash. In Los Angeles. - Schooley tweet




Republican Shenanigans

TRUMP: I did crimes!

MULVANEY: we all did crimes! 

GIULIANI: we’re doing crimes right now!

MEDIA: will dems be punished for speaking out against crime - Jake Mccoby



Is Trump Hoping Trichinosis Will Make A Comeback?
America's food inspectors are warning that "unsafe" pork is likely making it to consumers under a change in rules for meat inspection.
That change is now set to roll out nationwide to plants that process more than 90 percent of the pork Americans eat.











Guys I'm starting to suspect that the green-card trophy wife who married the president for his money, recoils at his touch, never smiles in his presence, refuses to share his bed and sits in her room, waiting to become a wealthy widow isn't really serious about fighting bullying - Jeff Tiedrich

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The entire Giuliani/Trump farce is at that point where someone in the movie says, "Hold on, let's just see where this goes." - Schooley tweet





Somebody Is Going To Get Hurt
Supporters of President Donald Trump sowed chaos at a town hall event held by House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff over the weekend, screaming anti-impeachment screeds, accusations of “treason,” and getting into loud altercations with other attendees. Someone got called a “fucking asshole.”


Whatever happened to WWJD?? Has it been replaced with WWTD? - Susan Shorr




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STUDY: Millions of taxpayer dollars could be save by impeaching Pence at the same time. - Andy Borowitz

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Justice Gorsuch going on Fox and Friends is a terrible look for the Supreme Court.  Chief Justice Roberts should step in for the good of the court. - Joe Lockhart


POLL: Trump Beats All Democratic Rivals
President Donald Trump, the first modern president to face impeachment during his first term in the White House, now leads his top Democratic rivals in his bid for a second, a new USA TODAY/Suffolk University Poll finds.
The national survey, taken as the House of Representatives planned an impeachment vote and the Senate a trial, showed Trump defeating former Vice President Joe Biden by 3 percentage points, Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders by 5 points, and Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren by 8 points.






Greta, you need to relax and act like a kid! Go play with your friends in the glare of the scorching hell sun! - Conan O'Brien






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An  owl door near Copenhagen, Denmark. Simply lovely.

Peace.


Monday, December 16, 2019

House Impeachment Report Accuses Trump of Federal Crimes: Bribery, Wire Fraud in Abuse of Power

House Impeachment Report Accuses Trump of Federal Crimes: Bribery, Wire Fraud in Abuse of Power
The House Judiciary Committee has released its full report on the articles of impeachment they voted to approve against President Donald Trump. House Democrats are pursuing charges of obstruction of Congress and abuse of power, but the Judiciary Report goes deeper on the latter by folding in accusations of Trump’s bribery and wire fraud.


“I see the news every day and I shake my head,” Nixon said, the infernal flames of Hades licking his jowls. “This makes Watergate look like jaywalking.” - Andy Borowitz





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Children are dying in concentration camps of the flu and doctors with flu shots are not allowed in to help but I'm sure the baby Jesus would be super happy because people are saying Merry Christmas still. - Alt Fed Employee





Obama Gives Thumbs Up To Female Leaders
Former President Obama said at a recent event that he believes women are “indisputably better” leaders than men and confidently predicted that people would see a global improvement if every nation was led by a woman.   


Fox News Condemns 2020 Election As Partisan Witch Hunt Orchestrated By Democrats To Unseat President  - The Onion




Republican Shenanigans

Waiting for Republicans to do the right thing on impeachment is like waiting for a cat to make you an omelet. - Middle Age Riot





Will Trump Debate?
President Trump on Monday hammered the Commission on Presidential Debates, raising questions about his participation in debates next year with the eventual Democratic presidential nominee.
The president, in a trio of tweets, said he looked forward to debating "whoever the lucky person is who stumbles across the finish line" in the Democratic primary.


The clear lesson from Boris Johnson and Trump: voters do not like brushed hair. - Conan O'Brien





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If there really is another Civil War because of Trump, I vote we let the red states succeed this time.




Reporter Gets Soda Dumped on Head by Commissioner's Wife
The wife of a Chattooga County, Georgia, commissioner has been arrested after dumping a soda on a reporter’s head at a Friday meeting, according to The Washington Post.
Abbey Winters dumped the drink on AllOnGeorgia reporter Casie Bryant’s head before the meeting could begin, after which she reportedly said “You deserve that,” according to the Post, citing witnesses and the police report. She has been charged with simple battery and disorderly conduct.
Bryant stood up and left the room without a word following the incident.





To the men and women of DOJ/FBI: stay strong, keep the faith, be true to the oath you have sworn, be secure in the knowledge that you have the support of the American people. The era of Trump and Barr will pass-their slander, insults and lies will end. We respect & believe in you. - Eric Holder




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The House Judiciary Committee report on impeachment is like the Bible:
Republicans will never read it, but will still pretend to know what it says.
- Middle Age Riot




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Imagine having a passport that allows you to move freely between, live in and work in 28 countries, including many of the worlds most affluent, with excellent free health care and social services wherever you go & voting to tear that passport up and be stranded on an island. - Philip Gourevitch 





Rich Getting Richer & Richer & Richer
Nearly 100 Fortune 500 companies effectively paid no federal taxes in 2018, according to a new report.
The report from the Institute on Taxation and Economic Policy, a left-leaning think tank, covers the first year following the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act championed by President Donald Trump, which was signed into law in December 2017.


When this is all over, nobody will admit to ever having supported it. - David Frum





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I. Want. To. Hug. That. Dog.

Peace.


Friday, December 13, 2019

Mitch McConnell vows ‘total coordination’ with Trump on Senate impeachment trial

Mitch McConnell vows ‘total coordination’ with Trump on Senate impeachment trial
Mitch McConnell insists there’s no daylight with the White House when it comes to a Senate impeachment trial.
The powerful Senate Majority Leader claimed there would be “total coordination” with President Trump, even though the two men have outlined starkly different outlines of how things will play out when the impeachment drama gets to the upper chamber.

Jacob Marley: Tonight you will be visited by 2 ghosts.

Trump: I thought it was 3.

Jacob Marley: LOL no you have no future. - OhNoSheTwint






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It's unfair to say the President is financially beholden to Russia when he just got 100% owned by a Swedish teenager. - Stephen Colbert





Thank You U.S. House of Representatives
For the first time in two decades, the House Judiciary Committee has advanced articles of impeachment against a sitting president, charging Donald Trump with abusing power and hindering a congressional investigation into that alleged abuse. 


It must be so embarrassing to still be a Republican. - Roland Scahill





Republican Shenanigans

Republicans complain about "the war on Christmas" to distract from their wars on women, gays, immigrants, reporters, veterans, the Constitution, poor people, and decency. - Middle Age Riot





Departing Kentucky Governor Pardons Gruesome Murderer. Dear God, Why?
It’s not clear if Betty Carnes was killed by asphyxiation or by the eight blows to her head that Delmar Partin delivered with a metal pipe. The coroner couldn’t tell which killed the mother of three first, but it was very clear that her head was then chopped off and placed on her lap in a 55-gallon barrel that was destined for a toxic waste site.
On Monday, departing Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin pardoned and commuted the sentence of Partin, who was convicted of killing her at the factory where they both worked in Barbourville in 1994.
In his order, Bevin said he pardoned Partin because potential DNA evidence had not been tested.


Lindsey Graham Says He Has Accepted Trump As His Personal Savior. - Andy Borowitz




Trump Named Person of the Year by Popular Sociopath Magazine ~ Andy Borowitz 


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I hope all the GOP senators put on MAGA hats for the trial. Let's make it even more obvious. - David Corn

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Republicans who are afraid to stand up to Trump are called Moscowards. - OhNoSheTwint



Jesus, What's Next? Medical Experiments on Immigrants?
Immigrants held in ICE jails received medical care so bad it resulted in 2 preventable surgeries, including an 8-yr-old who had to have part of his forehead removed, & contributed to 4 deaths, according to a complaint from a whistleblower.






Right after they impeach him, I hope they impeach him again. - Michael Ian Black


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The good news is if Trump is tweeting 100 times a day, his fingers aren't near the nuclear codes. - Lizz Winstead





Is Trump Crying Wolf Again?
President Donald Trump and China said Friday they have a "limited" Phase One trade deal – including cancellation of new tariffs on Chinese goods – but investors appeared unimpressed because of a lack of details.


Prince Andrew must be grateful that the Brexiteers stole his limelight away from he and Jeffrey Epstein.





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AllHatNoCattle will be 19 tomorrow.

Thank you for the best 19 years -- I couldn't have done it without you.








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Nurses showing a set of newly born triplets to a surprised father in a New York City hospital, 1946.

Peace.