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Friday, November 1, 2019

A president and vice president must not be from the same state

Trump, Lifelong New Yorker, Declares Himself as Resident of Florida
...In late September, Trump changed his primary residence from Manhattan to Palm Beach, Florida, according to documents filed with the Palm Beach County Circuit Court. Melania Trump, the first lady, also changed her residence to Palm Beach in an identical document.
Each of the Trumps filed a “declaration of domicile” saying that the Mar-a-Lago Club, Trump’s resort in Palm Beach, will be their permanent residence.

Donald Trump:"I'm moving to Florida."

New York:"Take Giuliani with you." - Middle Age Riot

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Just hoping Trump’s relocation to FLA goes smoothly, as these are dangerous times for migrants. - John Fugelsang

Did Trump Write Assad a Beautiful Letter?
Syrian President Bashar al-Assad on Thursday hailed Donald Trump as the “best American president” for his “transparency” regarding his stated desire to maintain U.S. control of the Middle Eastern nation’s lucrative oil fields.

These washed up old racist white men are getting on my last f-cking nerve.Stop threatening us with your guns & civil war, have you forgotten what happened the first time around?You'll lose again. - Woman in the Moon tweet

Republican Shenanigans

When the Nixon impeachment hearings began, only 19% thought he should be impeached. Clinton was impeached with only 33% supporting it. We haven’t had a single open hearing and start at 49%.

I’m good with that. - Pam Keith

The Man Who Didn't Vet Sarah Palin for McCain's VP Has Thoughts
MSNBC political analyst Steve Schmidt said that the country faced a “very grave moment” on the day the full House passed a resolution moving forward with investigating Donald Trump, warning that Republic could cease to exist if the president is not impeached.

Obama denies wiretapping Trump: "Like I'd want to hear more from that fool?" - Andy Borowitz

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Trump sees new polls and orders Ukraine to investigate Elizabeth Warren. - Andy Borowitz

Public Hearings are Coming!
Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) said Friday she expects the House to hold public hearings this month in its impeachment inquiry into President Trump, a day after House Democrats voted to move the investigation into a public phase.
“I would assume there would be public hearing in November,” Pelosi told Bloomberg, adding that the case against Trump “has to be ironclad.”

Stupid Donald Trump thought John Bolton was going to help him commit treason crimes, when everyone knows John Bolton only commits war crimes. - Palmer Report tweet

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Business/Tech News

TC Energy Says Keystone Pipeline Failed Due To Protestors Making It Lose Confidence In Itself. - The Onion

Analysts Unable To Analyze a Lie
How Trump came up with that '303,000' October jobs figure that baffled analysts.
The U.S. economy defied expectations by creating 128,000 new jobs in October, and official numbers for the prior two months were revised upward by 95,000 jobs.
However, a tweet from President Donald Trump that celebrated 303,000 jobs — which employed some creative economic modeling — confounded many economy-watchers.

This weekend don’t forget to set your clocks back to 1973. - OhNoSheTwint

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Thursday, October 31, 2019

Happy Impeachment Inquiry Day!

Impeachment inquiry vote's strong support from Democrats spells trouble for Trump
With momentum on impeachment quickly shifting, as Thursday’s tally shows, it’s not impossible that Trump would reach the danger zone of Nixon’s numbers.

The last time Washington DC was this happy was when Obama was in office. Congrats Madam Speaker and Congrats #Nats

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

“Everywhere I go, people tell me that if I am impeached, they’re going to watch it,” Trump said. “The ratings are going to be through the roof.” - Andy Borowitz

I Wonder If The Hero Dog Will React As The Eagle Did
President Trump on Thursday indicated that the dog injured in the raid that led to the death of ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi will visit the White House next week.
Trump quote-tweeted a photoshopped image he'd shared earlier in the day that originated on the conservative Daily Wire website that depicted the dog being given the Medal of Honor.

I know most of America is with me in hoping Conan growls at Trump and starts chasing him down the hallways of the White House. - Liddle savage tweet

World Series champs should get statehood. - Hillary Clinton

Republican Shenanigans

Trump Says He Has Been Treated Very “Infairly” By Spellcheck - Andy Borowitz

Pompeo Dons Tin Foil Hat
Secretary of State Mike Pompeo suggested on Fox News a conspiracy theory that Hunter Biden could be the reason the Obama administration did not give Ukraine lethal defensive military equipment as the country fought Russian-backed separatists.
Pompeo did not specify any reason why....

I’m of the opinion that masses of people booing the president on one of the stupidly few occasions he’s ever been forced to interact with them is in fact an extremely valuable moment for our global standing & anyone who cares about America’s reputation should thank that crowd. - Rebecca Traister

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Who's going to be the first person in the Trump saga to plead insanity as a defense? - Roland Scahill

Evangelicals Whining About Impeachment
Evangelical leaders this week told President Donald Trump that they feel as though they are getting impeached alongside him, as they view House Democrats’ impeachment inquiry as an attack on their interests.
McClatchy reports that Johnnie Moore, a member of the United States Commission on International Religious Freedom, told the president during a White House meeting that “they’re trying to impeach us.”

Donald Trump could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot someone and freelance Drunk Driving Poster Boy and professional moron Matt Gaetz would harass the living f*ck out of the detectives trying to do their jobs. - Jeff Tiedrich

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Business/Tech News

Instead of visiting the White House for McDonalds, the Nationals should really just go over to Chef Jose Andres’ house. - Nate Mook

Our Native Americans Warned This Would Happen
A pipeline that carries tar sands oil from Canada through seven states has leaked an unknown amount of crude oil over more than quarter-mile swath in northeastern North Dakota, state environmental regulators said Wednesday.
State Environmental Quality Chief Dave Glatt told The Associated Press that regulators were notified late Tuesday night of the leak near Edinburg, in Walsh County. Glatt said pipeline owner TC Energy shut down the pipeline after the leak was detected. The cause of the spill is under investigation.

Count your blessings:
Imagine for a minute that 2018 had gone differently...
And McCarthy was now Speaker of the House... - JCrongeyer

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Wednesday, October 30, 2019

White House Ukraine Expert Sought to Correct Transcript of Trump Call

White House Ukraine Expert Sought to Correct Transcript of Trump Call
Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman, the top Ukraine expert on the National Security Council, told House impeachment investigators Tuesday that the White House transcript of a July call between President Donald Trump and Ukraine’s president omitted crucial words and phrases, and that his attempts to include them failed, according to three people familiar with the testimony.

Once this is all over the people who defended Trump will have to enter the whiteness protection program. - OhNoSheTwint

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

When I was bleeding out on that dusty field in Iraq, I didn’t care where the American troops that rescued me were born—I only cared that they had American flags on their shoulders. - Sen. Tammy Duckworth

Flynn Flip Flops
U.S. prosecutors on Tuesday accused President Donald Trump's former national security adviser Michael Flynn of making "an extraordinary reversal" to try to undo his sworn admission that he lied to former Special Counsel Robert Mueller's investigators about his contacts with Russia.

This deserves a repeat

Vindman Says Ukraine Transcript Left Out Lengthy Sections Of Trump Bragging About Time He Was In Pizza Hut Commercial - The Onion

Republican Shenanigans

Donald Trump is all the proof you need that no one cries harder than the bully who finally gets his comeuppance - Jeff Tiedrich

Wow. Epstein Was Murdered. No Surprise.
Forensic pathologist and Fox News contributor Dr. Michael Baden claimed Jeffrey Epstein’s death was a “homicide” rather than a suicide by hanging.
In an interview with Fox & Friends, Baden said he was asked by Epstein’s family to study the disgraced financier’s autopsy, and he said there were “unusual” findings that he found “more indicative of homicidal strangulation.”

I predict that a few more people will get epsteined before this whole Trump fiasco is finally finished. - The USA Singers tweet

-83% of the benefits went to the top 1% of the US pop.

-Majority of US households will see a tax increase in 2027.

-70% of ppl earning $54,700 to $93,200 get a tax increase

-Taxes for the top 1% do not go up.

-It's rigged, #MAGA

-Same scam as W.

- John Fugelsang

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I'm clearing the rest with lawyers and will be releasing it soon to show that the NRCC was shopping around the Katie Hill images and that they got them directly from right-wing radio host Joe Messina. - Alex Thomas, Playboy