Thursday, April 18, 2019

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Top Congressional Democrats call for Mueller to testify publicly
The top Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives and Senate on Thursday called on Special Counsel Robert Mueller to testify publicly about his investigation into Russian meddling in the 2016 election and whether the Trump campaign colluded with Russia.


Our president is cracking under the strain and it would be hilarious to watch if it weren't for the part where he is also quite literally getting away with treason. - Jeff Tiedrich




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

So, Mr. President, do you still trust Mr. Putin over the conclusions of this report and your intelligence services? - Dan Rather



The Attorney General of the United States just defended obstruction because of the President's hurt feelings. - Rick Wilson


North Korea Doesn't Like Pompous Pompeo
North Korea demands US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo be dropped from nuclear talks, calling for him to be replaced with someone who “is more careful and mature in communicating.”






It's fitting that AG Barr released the redacted #MuellerReport on Holy Thursday.
The same day an innocent brown man was arrested, a guilty white man walks free. - John Fugelsang


Republican Shenanigans






We don’t have an Attorney General. We have two White House Press Secretaries. - Judd Legum


It's Always The Cover Up That Nails These Liars
Former Trump White House staffer Hope Hicks encouraged President Donald Trump to authorize the release of Donald Trump Jr.’s emails setting up a meeting with a Russian agent in 2016 — but Trump told her to keep them secret.






--"Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I’m f*cked. 
--I'll take "Things innocent people don't say" for 100, Alex. 
- Randi Singer

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I'm pretty sure after winning the popular vote by 3 million, even after Russian interference and Comey's bungling, Hillary Clinton was pretty frustrated in early 2017.  But you didn't see her obstructing justice.  Just sayin'.... - Ronald Klain



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I'm so old I remember when expletives were deleted but evidence of obstruction was not.- driftglass




I'm frustrated. Which crimes am I allowed to commit now? - Treason Stickers tweet

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I remember when a president parsing the word "is" during a Q&A about blowjobs was an impeachable offense. - driftglass





The National Enquirer Sold for $100 Million
Hudson News CEO James Cohen will purchase the National Enquirer and two sister publications for $100 million, according to the Washington Post.
The hedge fund that controls the tabloid’s parent company, American Media Inc. (AMI), has reportedly grown disillusioned with the Enquirer’s reporting tactics, after a series of legal controversies put the tabloid in the spotlight.


Donations have now topped $1 Billion to restore a Cathedral built to honor Christ; who was actually quite specific about who those kinds of donations should actually go to.. - John Fugelsang




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Another actor ruined by drugs and alcohol



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A giant leatherback sea turtle being followed by nosy scuba divers.

Peace.

Wednesday, April 17, 2019

DTD Hat


Thanks to McCoy for the idea.

U.S. restricts travel, remittances to Cuba as part of a new policy under Trump
The re-tightened restrictions also could impact air travel because of a reduction of passengers. U.S. laws currently allows only 12 categories of travel, among them educational visits, to promote people-to-people contacts and for professional and research work.


Really looking forward to seeing the redacted Mueller report on Thursday! It's gonna be ▇▇▇▇▇! - Stephen Colbert




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Putin Almost Done Redacting Mueller Report. - Andy Borowitz



Everyone Trump Touches Gets Investigated
Deutsche Bank, the German bank that became famous for lending Donald Trump money when no other major bank would touch him, fears it’s about to get hammered over its role in facilitating a massive Russian money laundering scheme.






Pssst- if you're a politician who keeps denying climate change, don't ask us to believe that you 'care about the unborn.' - John Fugelsang


Republican Shenanigans

Those who do not learn from history can always get a job at Fox News. - Middle Age Riot



YAY! Republicans Protecting Access To Contagious Diseases!
Most Republicans are rejecting Democrat-led state bills to tighten childhood immunization laws in the midst of the worst measles outbreak in two decades, alarming public health experts who fear the nation could become as divided over vaccines as it is over global warming.




Notre Dame is on fire and the stupidest fucking asshole on the entire planet just can't help but offer idiotic useless advice because this drooling moron imagines himself a fucking expert on everything. he's the loudmouth drunk at the end of the bar, but with nuclear weapons. - Jeff Tiedrich





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Pete Buttigieg Stuns Campaign Crowd By Speaking To Manufacturing Robots In Fluent Binary - The Onion

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Please tell me again how a bunch of lifelong Republicans in the FBI colluded with Russia and Hillary to lose her own election so that Trump could win so that then the deep state could take him down and proof of the whole plot is uncovered in a report that no one is allowed to see. - Jeff Tiedrich


Subpoena Awaiting For Entire Mueller Report
While Attorney General Bill Barr is set to release his redacted version of special counsel Robert Mueller’s report on Thursday, Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY) reportedly won’t waste time trying to acquire the full, unredacted report.





Tomorrow the heavily redacted Mueller report will be released. Which means......get ready for thousands of tweets about Ilhan Omar. - John Fugelsang

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Sorry, Flint and Puerto Rico.  Sometimes you gotta be in the white place at the white time. - Tea Pain






Russians In Kentucky. Kentucky?
Russian aluminum giant Rusal spent most of last year under US sanctions. Now it's pumping $200 million into a new project in Kentucky.
Rusal, the largest producer of aluminum outside China, will help fund and supply a low-carbon aluminum rolling mill under construction in the eastern part of the state









Chimp In Cocaine Study Starts Lying To Friends - The Onion





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A Golden Langur has eyes that look human. What a beauty.

Peace.

Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Michele Bachmann: Americans will "never see a more godly, biblical president" than Trump

Michele Bachmann: Americans will "never see a more godly, biblical president" than Trump
During her interview with a conservative Christian radio program called “Understanding The Times” during the weekend, Bachmann said “we could go on [with] what the president has done with standing for righteousness in so many areas.”


The greatest threat to Christianity isn't the people who hijack airplanes.It's the people who hijacked Christianity. - John Fugelsang




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

I'm really starting to warm to this flying water tanker idea, we could probably get one to extinguish the toxic dumpster fire in the oval office - Jeff Tiedrich


One of Many Reasons People Want To End I.C.E.
Immigration officials last week deported the spouse of a U.S. soldier killed in Afghanistan in 2010, leaving the couple's 12-year-daughter in Phoenix, then abruptly reversed its decision on Monday when the deported man was allowed to return to the U.S.
Jose Gonzalez Carranza, 30, was arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers last Monday on his way to his welding job and then deported to Nogales, Sonora, early Thursday morning...





Christianity is supposed the be the ultimate Sanctuary City. - John Fugelsang


Republican Shenanigans




Trump Wants Mueller Report Made Public. LOL.
President Trump said he is not worried about the release of special counsel Robert Mueller’s report, saying it will show the now-closed Russia investigation was “a total phony.”
“I heard it's going to come out on Thursday. That's good. And there can't be anything there because there was no crime. There was no anything,” Trump said in an interview with Minneapolis TV station KSTP during a Monday trip promoting his tax law.


Trump had more to do with the editing of Barr's cut of the Mueller Report than he did with the Art of the Deal. - LOLGOP



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OMG you guys I just met a Democrat who isn't running for president. - Randi Mayem Singer



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Waiting for Trump to tell the French they need to rake the leaves on their church floors to prevent more fires. - George Takei


Trump Is Angry With Fox News!
President Trump on Tuesday chided Fox News for its town hall event with Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.), a 2020 presidential candidate, as well as its addition of former interim Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Donna Brazile.





Yes please tell me one more time how God wanted Trump to be president but needed Russia, James Comey and the electoral college to help make it happen, because I'm pretty sure that's not how omnipotence works. - Jeff Tiedrich

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Trump told head of Border Protection he'd pardon him if he goes to jail for blocking asylum seekers. Man, he must be desperate!  He’s writing IOUs faster than a guy with a failing casino! - Bette Midler



Mark Zuckerberg May Be The Downfall of Facebook
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg oversaw plans to consolidate the social network’s power and control competitors by treating its users’ data as a bargaining chip, while publicly proclaiming to be protecting that data, according to about 4,000 pages of leaked company documents largely spanning 2011 to 2015 and obtained by NBC News.





Trump claimed the Mueller report a "total exoneration." Trump's supporters are ecstatic, even though they don't know what exoneration means. - Paul Solomon




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The Versatile Uses of Duct Tape



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Mother Nature provided a mushroom overhang over an owl’s nest, no charge.

Peace.