Friday, December 28, 2018

That was the week that was

Majority in poll want Trump impeached or censured
Nearly 60 percent of U.S. voters surveyed say President Trump should be either impeached and removed from office or formally censured, according to a new Harvard CAPS/Harris poll released exclusively to The Hill.


The only "wall" the Founding Fathers wanted was between Church and State. 
And that one definitely needs some repairs. - Mrs. Betty Bowers






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

BREAKING: Troops ask to live with Mattis after divorce is finalized - Duffel Blog


How would you have felt seeing that?

At first I thought this was Putin testing his new supersonic weaponry
New Yorkers were shocked and amazed by an eerie blue light that took over the night sky in the Astoria neighborhood of Queens on Thursday night. Officials say an electrical fire at a Con Edison substation was to blame — not an alien ship or any of the other wild ideas the sight inspired.






Dear Media: 
People who weren't bothered by: 
-racist birtherism 
-mocking the disabled-sexual assault 
-education fraud 
-emoluments violations 
-defending Nazis/KKK 
-5k lies since inauguration 
-stealing children at border...will not be outraged that he lied to troops about a pay raise 
- John Fugelsang





I'm Not Crying. You're Crying.
Some of the children among the hundreds migrants that were left in downtown El Paso, Texas, earlier this week by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officials were treated with a gift-filled Christmas thanks to two employees at a local hotel, CBS News reports.


Trump's party has the White House, the Senate and the House and when he can't accomplish anything, it's the Democrats fault?
Trump's the guy that strikes out at a bar, then claims it's because all the women there were lesbians. - Tea Pain


Donald, vhy am I vearing sunglasses at night and do my thighs look fat?



Republican Shenanigans






Today would be a good day for Mueller to make the new year happy for everybody but the Trump Crime Family - Jeff Tiedrich


Gawd, Gag Me With A Spoon
Report: Robert Mueller obtained a ‘nude selfie’ in course of investigating Russian election interference.The disclosure was made in a legal filing by a Russian company charged by the special counsel.






Anybody think for one second that “Obama used his father's connections to dodge the draft” would’ve been a one-day story? Yeah, me neither. - Adam Parkhomenko 






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The new DNC rules state that anyone running for the party's nomination must "affirm, in writing,...that they: A. are a member of the Democratic Party; B. will accept the Democratic nomination; and C. will run and serve as a member of the Democratic Party.” - Jonathan Capehart






Make Mitch Accountable
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell should explain why he blocked a bipartisan denunciation of Russian interference in our election before voters went to the polls.
Americans deserve to hear why McConnell did not trust them with the evidence that he and 11 other congressional leaders received in a confidential briefing in September.


The guy who promised that Mexico would pay for the wall and ran an entire campaign on building the wall is now saying he'll close the southern border if America doesn’t pay for the wall. - OhNoSheTwint



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Reminder:
The entire Trump family spent charity money on themselves. 
Happy Friday. - Andy Lassner


Business/Tech News





If republicans had forced Trump to show his tax returns, he never would have become president.
If republicans had forced Trump to divest from his businesses, he would not be trading favors with foreign adversaries.
This is all on Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan. They own it all! - Treason Stickers tweet




30 years ago if you told me New York was going to legalize marijuana, I would have said, “that’s funky fresh!” because that’s what people said back then. - Conan O'Brien





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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
We all need to see a baby panda waving at us.

Best wishes to all for a peaceful weekend.


Thursday, December 27, 2018

Trump visits the troops. Trump promptly lies to the troops.

Trump Brags To Troops About A Fictional Giant Pay Raise He Got Them
During his first visit to a combat zone since assuming office nearly two years ago, President Donald Trump couldn’t help but take personal credit for a very generous and fictional pay raise for U.S. troops.



We need to realize that a good portion of our country thinks "Hold my beer" is a really great approach to foreign policy.- Kona Lowell





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

How to create world peace: parachute Trump into every war torn country and within hours the warring sides will unite to demand that he get the f-ck out. - Andy Borowitz


Trump Turns Troops Into MAGAs
CNN’s Pentagon correspondent said that President Trump signing red “Make America Great Again” hats for troops in Iraq may have violated Defense Department rules.
"What commander allowed that to really happen?” Barbara Starr asked Wednesday night.
“This is very much against military policy and regulation,” Starr said. “Troops are not supposed to be involved in political activities, the U.S. military is not a political force.”



Who wore it better?


Trump said he was concerned about Melania’s safety in Iraq.
Please.
He took her in case he needed a human shield. - bjcreigh tweet


Republican Shenanigans





To the conservative, strict constructionists on SCOTUS: a gentle reminder that nowhere in the Constitution does it say a sitting president cannot be indicted. - George Takei


Trump & His Crackerjack PR Team
The president's trip to Iraq was supposed to be a surprise. But the White House couldn’t keep the sensitive trip a secret for long.





A reminder that the 2013 Republican shutdown cost the U.S. economy $24 billion dollars. - Sen. Jeff Merkley






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Seven-year-old Devastates Trump By Telling Him Hillary Got More Votes  - Andy Borowitz

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“The Cong were after me,” Trump said. “And then, just in the nick of time, I got my deferment.” - Andy Borowitz


Trump's Shysters Are Busy!
Trump's lawyers are using the government shutdown to ask for a delay in a court case over claims that he is illegally profiting from business his Washington hotel does with foreign countries





Calm down, everyone. Trump just exposed the location and identities of Navy Seal Team 5 on Twitter. It’s not like he did something really dangerous like use a private email server while female. - OhNoSheTwint

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White House Now Just Holding Continuous Going-Away Party For Departing Staffers - The Onion





Business/Tech News

Most surreal thing in Canada is all the ads urging Canadians to buy special health insurance before visiting the U.S. so they don’t risk bankruptcy. - Matt Ford







No Economic Data For You!
The Commerce Department's Bureau of Economic Analysis and Census Bureau will not publish economic data during the partial government shutdown







Couple weeks ago I was dreaming of a white Christmas...This year my Xmas wish is for a more compassionate world, and a more congenial America... that’s not asking a lot. Kindness is contagious. May you be blessed with good health,- Bryan Cranston tweet




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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

How trusting they were in the good old days.

Peace.

Wednesday, December 26, 2018

Another Guatemalan Child Dies In Detention


Medical checks ordered after 2nd detained child migrant dies
U.S. Customs and Border Protection has ordered medical checks on every child in its custody after an 8-year-old boy from Guatemala died, marking the second death of an immigrant child in the agency's care this month.


“We must make it clear to immigrants that if they seek laws or government, they’re coming to the wrong country,” McConnell said. - Andy Borowitz




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump



In Last Official Act, Mattis Revokes Trump’s Draft Deferments And Deploys Him To Iraq - Andy Borowitz






Trump's Lies Extend Back To His Bone Spurs, Apparently.
The daughters of the late Dr. Larry Braunstein, a one-time podiatrist based in Queens, have told the New York Times that their father helped President Donald Trump escape getting drafted during the Vietnam War by fabricating a diagnosis of bone spurs in his feet.




Fred Trump bribing a medical doctor to give a fraudulent diagnosis for Donald to then use for Vietnam war draft exemption is interesting, but I'm still hung up on Fred Trump being an actual member of the 1920s KKK. - Haitian State of Mind tweet



Republican Shenanigans



The joke’s on Putin - he thought he was getting control of the US government and now the US doesn’t even have a government. - Andy Borowitz








Porn Publisher Parties With Don Jr.'s Former Mistress
Hustler publisher Larry Flint trolled Donald Trump Jr. with an epic birthday party featuring the presidential son’s former mistress as a performer.








the president of the united states is live-tweeting his own descent into madness. what a time to be alive. - Jeff Tiedrich




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Obama willing to serve as temp president while Trump receives psychiatric evaluation. - Andy Borowitz


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I Love Pelosi's Comeback
A Democratic leader who recently was in a highly-publicized fight with President Donald Trump ridiculed him for the compromises he made on his proposed wall at the US-Mexico border....his border wall degenerates into little more than a ‘beaded curtain’


Pelosi Offers Trump $5 To Build Lego Wall - Andy Borowitz

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Every time Trump yells "Fake News" we should yell back "Fake Bone Spurs!" - Brian Krassenstein


Business/Tech News






In any other administration, it would be newsworthy that the new defense secretary is a defense contractor.- Jonathan Allen


Is Mnuchin Next On Trump's Hit List?
President Donald Trump's frustration with Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin is ratcheting up further after markets suffered their worst Christmas Eve drop ever following Mnuchin's attempts to calm Wall Street failed, according to a source close to the White House.





Businessman Goes Home For The Holidays To Network With Family - The Onion




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Odd News




Time To Deflate Photo
Devil's Bathtub, Hocking Hills State Park, Ohio. Is that a face in the tub?

Peace.