Thursday, December 27, 2018

Trump visits the troops. Trump promptly lies to the troops.

Trump Brags To Troops About A Fictional Giant Pay Raise He Got Them
During his first visit to a combat zone since assuming office nearly two years ago, President Donald Trump couldn’t help but take personal credit for a very generous and fictional pay raise for U.S. troops.

We need to realize that a good portion of our country thinks "Hold my beer" is a really great approach to foreign policy.- Kona Lowell

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

How to create world peace: parachute Trump into every war torn country and within hours the warring sides will unite to demand that he get the f-ck out. - Andy Borowitz

Trump Turns Troops Into MAGAs
CNN’s Pentagon correspondent said that President Trump signing red “Make America Great Again” hats for troops in Iraq may have violated Defense Department rules.
"What commander allowed that to really happen?” Barbara Starr asked Wednesday night.
“This is very much against military policy and regulation,” Starr said. “Troops are not supposed to be involved in political activities, the U.S. military is not a political force.”

Who wore it better?

Trump said he was concerned about Melania’s safety in Iraq.
He took her in case he needed a human shield. - bjcreigh tweet

Republican Shenanigans

To the conservative, strict constructionists on SCOTUS: a gentle reminder that nowhere in the Constitution does it say a sitting president cannot be indicted. - George Takei

Trump & His Crackerjack PR Team
The president's trip to Iraq was supposed to be a surprise. But the White House couldn’t keep the sensitive trip a secret for long.

A reminder that the 2013 Republican shutdown cost the U.S. economy $24 billion dollars. - Sen. Jeff Merkley


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Seven-year-old Devastates Trump By Telling Him Hillary Got More Votes  - Andy Borowitz

Rock The Voter News

“The Cong were after me,” Trump said. “And then, just in the nick of time, I got my deferment.” - Andy Borowitz

Trump's Shysters Are Busy!
Trump's lawyers are using the government shutdown to ask for a delay in a court case over claims that he is illegally profiting from business his Washington hotel does with foreign countries

Calm down, everyone. Trump just exposed the location and identities of Navy Seal Team 5 on Twitter. It’s not like he did something really dangerous like use a private email server while female. - OhNoSheTwint


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White House Now Just Holding Continuous Going-Away Party For Departing Staffers - The Onion

Business/Tech News

Most surreal thing in Canada is all the ads urging Canadians to buy special health insurance before visiting the U.S. so they don’t risk bankruptcy. - Matt Ford

No Economic Data For You!
The Commerce Department's Bureau of Economic Analysis and Census Bureau will not publish economic data during the partial government shutdown

Couple weeks ago I was dreaming of a white Christmas...This year my Xmas wish is for a more compassionate world, and a more congenial America... that’s not asking a lot. Kindness is contagious. May you be blessed with good health,- Bryan Cranston tweet


Thank you so much!


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

How trusting they were in the good old days.


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