Wednesday, December 26, 2018

Another Guatemalan Child Dies In Detention


Medical checks ordered after 2nd detained child migrant dies
U.S. Customs and Border Protection has ordered medical checks on every child in its custody after an 8-year-old boy from Guatemala died, marking the second death of an immigrant child in the agency's care this month.


“We must make it clear to immigrants that if they seek laws or government, they’re coming to the wrong country,” McConnell said. - Andy Borowitz




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump



In Last Official Act, Mattis Revokes Trump’s Draft Deferments And Deploys Him To Iraq - Andy Borowitz






Trump's Lies Extend Back To His Bone Spurs, Apparently.
The daughters of the late Dr. Larry Braunstein, a one-time podiatrist based in Queens, have told the New York Times that their father helped President Donald Trump escape getting drafted during the Vietnam War by fabricating a diagnosis of bone spurs in his feet.




Fred Trump bribing a medical doctor to give a fraudulent diagnosis for Donald to then use for Vietnam war draft exemption is interesting, but I'm still hung up on Fred Trump being an actual member of the 1920s KKK. - Haitian State of Mind tweet



Republican Shenanigans



The joke’s on Putin - he thought he was getting control of the US government and now the US doesn’t even have a government. - Andy Borowitz








Porn Publisher Parties With Don Jr.'s Former Mistress
Hustler publisher Larry Flint trolled Donald Trump Jr. with an epic birthday party featuring the presidential son’s former mistress as a performer.








the president of the united states is live-tweeting his own descent into madness. what a time to be alive. - Jeff Tiedrich




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Obama willing to serve as temp president while Trump receives psychiatric evaluation. - Andy Borowitz


Rock The Voter News







I Love Pelosi's Comeback
A Democratic leader who recently was in a highly-publicized fight with President Donald Trump ridiculed him for the compromises he made on his proposed wall at the US-Mexico border....his border wall degenerates into little more than a ‘beaded curtain’


Pelosi Offers Trump $5 To Build Lego Wall - Andy Borowitz

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Every time Trump yells "Fake News" we should yell back "Fake Bone Spurs!" - Brian Krassenstein


Business/Tech News






In any other administration, it would be newsworthy that the new defense secretary is a defense contractor.- Jonathan Allen


Is Mnuchin Next On Trump's Hit List?
President Donald Trump's frustration with Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin is ratcheting up further after markets suffered their worst Christmas Eve drop ever following Mnuchin's attempts to calm Wall Street failed, according to a source close to the White House.





Businessman Goes Home For The Holidays To Network With Family - The Onion




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Odd News




Time To Deflate Photo
Devil's Bathtub, Hocking Hills State Park, Ohio. Is that a face in the tub?

Peace.

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