Voters decide key ballot measures on abortion rights, congressional redistricting and voter ID laws

Voters decide key ballot measures on abortion rights, congressional redistricting and voter ID laws

A battle over abortion rights is playing out in several states Tuesday as voters decide 145 proposed laws and constitutional amendments, including some that could affect voting for future elections.

Fox to Preempt All Election Night Coverage With Rerun of Benghazi Hearings- Andy Borowitz

 
The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

• Trump says US will cut off $4B in aid to Israel, blames bad ‘talking point’
• Trump’s Election Day Message on Iran: ‘I’m Not Looking to Kill Lots of People, but If We Have To, We’ll Have To’
• Iran Says It Would Reopen Strait of Hormuz in 2 Days as Part of U.S. Deal
• As US Votes, Israel Braces for Coalition Talks; Trump, Vance Hint Again at Iran Deal
• France/Lebanon: Opening of war crimes investigation into deadly Israeli strike is a critical step towards justice, truth and reparation
• UC Berkeley student arrested by ICE at San Francisco International Airport
• ICE agents warned a Syracuse poll worker about her speech. She’s not backing down.
• Federal judge finds ICE agent lied about warrantless arrest in Oregon

If you believe that Trump is really cutting off aid to Israel on Bibi's recommendation, I have a $5,000 Trump dividend to sell you as well as shares of Melania's memecoin - Aaron Rupar

Trump's Qatari Jet Being Fueled for Emergency Departure to Moscow  - Andy Borowitz

If You're Not At The Table, You're On The Menu

Beijing wants to work with Moscow to bolster strategic communication and mutual trust in ​the military field, China's top general told Russia's Defence ‌Minister Andrei Belousov on Tuesday, according to the Chinese Defence Ministry.

The comments made by Zhang Shengmin, Vice Chair of China's Central ​Military Commission, in his talks with Belousov in Beijing underscored ​the strengthening of bilateral ties on political, economic ⁠and security issues seen in recent years.

Donald Trump pardoned Cleveland Meredith for threatening to "put a bullet" in Nancy Pelosi's head. Yesterday, the FBI arrested Meredith on new charges for threatening to execute the judges who tried Jan. 6. cases. - Kyle Cheney, POLITICO

Republican Shenanigans

• Judge dismisses Trump administration’s Harvard lawsuit
• Full appeals court to rehear case on Trump administration election worker threats
• Trump Jr. Uses Charlie Kirk Assassination in Shock Last-Minute Campaign Push
• DeSantis Scolds Trump ‘Gaslighting’ Voters on Iran, Gas Prices: ‘Hurts People’
• Dallas Morning News Now Disavows Column of GOP Operative Voting For Democrats
• Fox Anchor Warns GOP Senator: Trump ‘Gets the Blame’ For Rising Prices
• Wright: ‘The best cure for high prices is high prices’
• Gas prices reach record high for an Election Day

The only red wave tonight will be the ketchup hurled at the Oval Office wall - Andy Borowitz

This Is Trump's Fault

A child in upstate New York died after contracting measles, according to health officials, the first measles-related death in the state in more than 30 years. 

The child lived in Lewis County, a rural area in the state’s North Country located east of Watertown, officials said late Monday. State and county health officials did not release any additional information. 

They burned witches but somehow we still argue about what to do with pedophiles - Unapologetically Don't Care Podcast

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Rock The Voter News

• Democrats try to take majority of governors' offices for first time in two decades
• Leading House Democrat Reverses Position, Says Trump Should Be Impeached
• Haley Stevens Has Extended Meltdown After Being Shunned by Democrats
• Democrats are ‘going to have a huge landslide:’ former U.S. ambassador to Canada

With Abdul El-Sayed smashing fundraising records in the immediate aftermath of her defection to his GOP rival, other Democratic candidates are hoping for their share of what they are calling “that Haley Stevens magic.” - Andy Borowitz

El-Sayed Wants Clean Lettuce For All! The Horror!

Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed (D) told reporters that if he was elected to the upper chamber, he wanted to pass an act related to 2026’s cyclospora outbreak: The S‑‑‑ Lettuce Elimination Act.

“For a long time here in Michigan, right, over the summer, there were a lot of people who ate lettuce and then had, you know, they ate the s‑‑‑ lettuce. And we shouldn’t have s‑‑‑ lettuce in the United States of America,” he said Sunday.

The act is an ongoing joke from the Democrat who previously mentioned it during a campaign event in September but is related to his campaign’s public health priorities.

The DOJ is blocking Epstein survivors' and Jack Smith's testimony.  

For folks who claim they've done nothing wrong, they sure are working overtime to muzzle everyone, no? - smc429

Woman Claims Trump Raped Her When She Was A Child
A woman identifying herself as New York psychologist Dr Larissa Portnoff has accused US President Donald Trump of sexually abusing her as a child and attempting to intimidate her decades later in a video circulating online ahead of the 3 November 2026 midterm elections.

 

MAGA, don’t storm any Capitols when you lose today. Just ignore it like you did the Epstein files, racism, ICE & corruption. - Tom Morris

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I just voted, and I pretended Haley Stevens was on the ballot - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

• Prediction markets vs. polls: Election forecasting faces midterm test
• Democrats question IRS on delayed tax gap estimate
• A Democratic Congress could curb the Iran war but not Trump's tariffs, former ambassador says
• Trump says aides have ‘concept’ of Canada trade deal

Less than 12 hours until the national debt magically becomes a critical issue again

AI Related Job Cuts at Disney? Or Nah.
Walt Disney Co. is moving toward thousands of job cuts with the entertainment giant asking some managers to target 20% in annual cost savings, according to people familiar with the matter.

If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint. - Greensboro Police Department tweet

I won’t be online much today. I worked some double shifts so I could take today off. I’ll be ferrying seniors in my community to the polls so they can vote. - Lakota Man

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Odd News

• NASA offers opportunity for public to put name on microchip expected to launch to Titan
• Voyager 1 Is Approaching a Full Light-Day From Earth
• NASA Is Looking For Ways To Save The Hubble Space Telescope From An "Uncontrolled Reentry", And Extend Its Mission Beyond 2032
• Dinosaur blood found in fossils for the first time
• Karl Bushby returns home after 28-year walk around the globe
• 5 people rescued in South Pacific after months adrift at sea, 4 others missing

Time To Deflate Photo

Yesterday, after a week of trying a variety of things, the iguana that was running around in my attic was finally caught with a fishing line and a hotdog as bait. I need to buy that man a cerveza. 

Peace.