Thursday, September 14, 2017

FBI reveals broader use of grand jury subpoenas in Clinton email probe

FBI reveals broader use of grand jury subpoenas in Clinton email probe
The FBI revealed Wednesday that it used grand jury subpoenas more broadly than previously known in the course of the investigation into former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s private email account and server.


So, even with broader subpoena power, the FBI got bupkis on Hillary. 


Shkreli is in jail, Flynn is headed there, and Trump's team is being investigated...
And Hillary is on a book tour
That's Poetic Justice. - Tony Posnanski‏





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

"You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty." - Jessica Mitford


This Is So Disturbing. What Is Going On In Cuba?
The blaring, grinding noise jolted the American diplomat from his bed in a Havana hotel. He moved just a few feet, and there was silence. He climbed back into bed. Inexplicably, the agonizing sound hit him again. It was as if he’d walked through some invisible wall cutting straight through his room.



Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "It is offensive and unfair to call Donald Trump a white supremacist. No one has done more than he has to prove that white people are not superior." - Andy Borowitz




Albert Einstein and his daughter become citizens of the United States rather than return to Germany under Hitler. October 1, 1940


Republican Shenanigans

I see that Eric Trump and his wife just had a baby boy.  Now, some people might think a kid born into the Trump family is being born onto third base in life.  But I disagree.  Imagine: his father is Eric Trump; his uncle and aunt are Don Jr. and Ivanka; his grandfather is Donald Trump and his great-grandfather was Fred Trump.  That’s not being born on third base; it’s more like being born at home plate with three balls and two strikes against you.
Of course, when President Trump reads this he will exclaim, “My grandson has three balls?  Way to go, kid!  What a guy; I envy him!” - Rick Wise


Parental Guidance With Guns? 
The father of a teenage school shooter in Washington state bought guns for him, according to a police report....According to a police report obtained by Melissa Luck of KXLY 4 News, Sharpe was having suicidal thoughts and brought guns to school to try to “teach everyone a lesson” about bullying. He said he didn’t target anyone specifically.





Listening to Donald Trump is like putting your head through a spin cycle. Without any detergent. - Chelsea Handler

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My favorite Bible story is the one where Jesus drives all the gay cakes out of the temple. - John Fugelsang


Rock The Voter News

Office of Government Ethics: YOU Can't Follow The Money!
In a reversal of internal policy, the Office of Government Ethics says funds benefiting aides caught up in Russia probes may accept anonymous gifts from lobbyists




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Business/Tech News

President Trump will reportedly visit China in November. "Oh, can you pick up my handbags?" asked Ivanka.- Seth Myers





Hurricane Irma Destroyed Orange Crops
For some Florida orange growers, Hurricane Irma did more than destroy crops. It wiped out the best growing season in ten years.
This was supposed to be a comeback year for the citrus industry, which has suffered years of declining production.




'Dasani' is Italian for 'Coke Just Sold You Tap Water.' - John Fugelsang



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Time To Deflate Photo

Great photobomb by the dog.

Peace.


Wednesday, September 13, 2017

She's Back!

In her first live interview since her defeat by President Trump in the 2016 election, Hillary Clinton tells TODAY that among many factors, then-FBI Director James Comey’s letter to Congress about her emails was perhaps the biggest: “I was dumbfounded.” While stopping short of saying Russia stole the election, she says that there was “a plan from the highest levels of the Kremlin” to sway it, and also assesses the role of sexism in her defeat


Hillary Clinton shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. She conveniently left that out of her book. - Jeff Tiedrich





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Knowing me, when the nuclear bombs fall, I’ll be at CVS, reading the back of a bottle of exfoliating soap. - Conan O'Brien






I Loved The Nuns Who Taught Me In Grammar School. This Doesn't Surprise Me One Bit.
The cleanup after Hurricane Irma is a massive undertaking, after the destructive storm hit Florida and neighboring states over the weekend. In Miami, a nun chipped in to clear trees in her neighborhood — and no one, it seems, can resist a story about a chainsaw-wielding nun.






Undisclosed Russia contacts so far: This list is from leaks only; the full list is certainly much longer. And any arguable inclusions (like Ivanka or Dearborn) were omitted. - Seth Abramson

Cohen
Flynn
Gordon
Kushner
Manafort
Page
Papadopoulos
Phares
POTUS
Prince
Sater
Sessions
Stone
Trump Jr




Republican Shenanigans

Ted Cruz is a Porn Again Christian.- Mrs. Betty Bowers







Flynn's Son Under Investigation. Not Surprising Considering He Was Tweeting Fake Russian News About Hillary.
Michael G. Flynn, the son of President Donald Trump's former national security adviser, is a subject of the federal investigation into Russian meddling in the presidential election and possible collusion between Moscow and the Trump campaign, according to four current and former government officials





I'll sign on for results-based pay for teachers the day Congress gets the same deal. - John Fugelsang




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Democrats: No one should choose between rent & health care.

GOP: People with disabilities can just visit WebMD at the library. - LOLGOP





Rock The Voter News

DC media: Hillary needs to be more introspective. 

DC media: we did nothing wrong in 2016. - Eric Boehlert




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Business/Tech News

I am now seriously regretting that time I told Equifax how old I actually was when I finally lost my virginity. - Conn O'Brien


Facebook Makes Long Overdue Attempt To Stop Fake News
Facebook said on Wednesday it would introduce tougher rules on who can make money from advertising on its network, responding to criticism that it makes it too easy for providers of fake news and sensational headlines to cash in.





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Time To Deflate Photo

This photo just cracked me up. Great solution!

Peace.


Tuesday, September 12, 2017

No way Jose


Hurricane Jose: US strike unlikely, but still possible
As Hurricane Irma's trail of devastation wasn't enough, leaving millions without power in Florida and desperation along the Caribbean, meteorologists have been monitoring Hurricane Jose as it follows in Irma's footsteps


Now let's get real with North Korean nukes, extreme weather, O.J. getting out of jail, shouldn't we all be preparing to leave the United States? - James Corden





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

If Trump had won by 3 million votes, lost electoral college by 80K and Russia had hacked RNC, Republicans would have SHUT DOWN AMERICA. - Peter Daou


Russia Just Wants To Be Friends!
In the third month of Donald Trump’s presidency, Vladimir Putin dispatched one of his diplomats to the State Department to deliver a bold proposition: The full normalization of relations between the United States and Russia across all major branches of government.
The proposal, spelled out in a detailed document obtained by BuzzFeed News, called for the wholesale restoration of diplomatic, military and intelligence channels severed between the two countries after Russia’s military interventions in Ukraine and Syria.



Republican Shenanigans

What's Ted Cruz's excuse for liking porn going to be? God I hope his statement blames it on "a member of my staff" - OhNoSheTwitnt





Trump's Mouthpiece Wants Comey Prosecuted
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders on Tuesday repeated her criticism of former FBI director James Comey. She also said the Department of Justice should consider prosecuting him.





People who can't spell misogynist voted for a failing 71yr old reality show host over a highly qualified woman.- Alt Fed Employee tweet


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Once more we see Hillary insulted, demeaned and ordered around, though she made history. What a revolting thing.- Ann Rice


Rock The Voter News

Hillary Womansplains The 2016 Election To Mansplainers
In her latest book tour interview, former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton expanded on passages in her new book “What Happened” where she writes about Russian President Vladimir Putin’s desire to see her lose the 2016 election.




You know who cares what Hillary Clinton has to say?
The girl that will become the first female President of the United States. - HITEXECUTIVE tweet


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I’m doing a Kickstarter to buy Ted Cruz a Fleshlight. - Anthony Bourdain


Business/Tech News




Steve Bannon is wrong that firing Comey was the biggest mistake in modern political history. Electing Trump wins that one hands down. - Andy Borowitz




Ivanka Trump And Janet Yellen Had Lunch.
Ivanka Trump and Federal Reserve Chairwoman Janet L. Yellen had breakfast this summer as President Trump considered whether to nominate Yellen for another term as the central bank chief.
The president's daughter and Yellen dined at the Fed from 8 a.m. to 9 a.m. on July 17, according to Yellen's calendar, which the Fed releases to the public with about a one month lag. 


Just In: Mike Pence no longer allowed to have dinner with Ted Cruz alone. - pourmecoffee tweet





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Time To Deflate Photo
The Corinth Canal is a canal that connects the Gulf of Corinth with the Saronic Gulf in the Aegean Sea. It cuts through the narrow Isthmus of Corinth and separates the Peloponnese from the Greek mainland, arguably making the peninsula an island.

Peace.