Friday, April 28, 2017

The Dismantler's Little Helper


Tillerson eyes cutting 2,300 jobs at State Department
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson is proposing to eliminate 2,300 jobs as part of a plan to cut more than a quarter of the State Department's budget for the next fiscal year, officials said Friday. The plan will almost certainly meet resistance from lawmakers opposing President Donald Trump's proposal to shrink the size of the federal government.



Trump Boasts He Has Made More Money in First 100 Days Than Any Other President. - Andy Borowitz






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump



Millionaire-at-birth who just played golf 19 times in 99 days thought new job would be easier. - John Fugelsang








Trump Reins In U.S. Ambassador
The State Department is reportedly urging U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley to get her remarks cleared with Washington before making official public statements.








When you ask yourself how the GOP chooses to protect obvious treason, remind yourself the RNC was hacked, too. #Kompromat - Tea Pain





Republican Shenanigans


Spicer reminds you to blame the white guy who hired Flynn on the black guy who fired Flynn. - John Fugelsang









Fox News Being Investigated For Fraud
The U.S. Justice Department's investigation of Fox News has widened to include a second law enforcement agency.
Financial crimes experts from the United States Postal Inspection Service are now involved, according to four sources connected to the investigation.
Mail fraud and wire fraud cases are part of the USPIS purview.






We don't need a tax cut, we need a President cut.- Andy Borowitz





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Appearing at his first public event since leaving office, the former President fired off a punishing fusillade of grammatically correct statements. - Andy Borowitz




Obama Delivers Zinger In Style
Former President Barack Obama hailed the political resilience of his signature health care law at a private event Thursday, pointing out that Obamacare is now more popular than his successor trying to repeal it: President Donald Trump.








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If Trump's greatest 100 day achievement is getting Gorsuch on SCOTUS I once gave someone stolen merchandise too and it didn't take 100 days. - John Fugelsang








The Justice Dept Was Investigating Bernie Sander's Wife
The Justice Department was investigating the activities of the now-defunct Burlington College as recently as February, according to emails obtained through a public records request...In January 2016, after reporting by VTDigger showing former Burlington College President Jane Sanders overstated pledged donations in applying for a loan so the school could purchase its former North Avenue campus, Republican lawyer Brady Toensing made a formal request to the U.S. attorney for a fraud investigation.




"I want to say happy birthday to first lady Melania Trump, who turned 47 years old today! She plans to celebrate with her loved ones. And Donald." –Jimmy Fallon





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"A new study says that the first humans to arrive in what is now North America may have been Neanderthals. Apparently they came here to vote in the 2016 election." –Conan O'Brien



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"President Trump spoke on the phone with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau yesterday amidst increased tensions on trade. I'm guessing Trump wanted to trade ... faces?" –Seth Meyers



Google And Facebook Got Swindled By Fake Emails But Not By Nigeria
Joon H. Kim, the Acting United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York, and William F. Sweeney Jr., the Assistant Director-in-Charge of the New York Office of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (“FBI”), announced criminal charges against EVALDAS RIMASAUSKAS for orchestrating a fraudulent business email compromise scheme that induced two U.S.-based internet companies (the “Victim Companies”) to wire a total of over $100 million to bank accounts controlled by RIMASAUSKAS. RIMASAUSKAS was arrested late last week by authorities in Lithuania on the basis of a provisional arrest warrant.  The case has been assigned to U.S. District George B. Daniels.







"President Trump is considering opening federal park land to developers. In fact, builders have already broken ground on a Bed, Bath & Grand Canyon." –Conan O'Brien








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Buzz Aldrin takes the first 'space selfie' in 1966. How cool is that flat earth believers?

Peace.

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Follow The Ruble

Russia Gave to Citgo—and Citgo Gave to Trump
The oil company’s half-million donation to Donald Trump’s Inaugural Committee wasn’t illegal. But it certainly wasn’t moral. And the cash may have come from the Kremlin, at least indirectly.
Recently released Federal Election Commission filings show that Citgo, the U.S. subsidiary of the Venezuelan oil company PetrĂ³leos de Venezuela (known as PDVSA) gave Trump more money than Shell or Walmart. The donation is unusual for PDVSA: Citgo had not donated to previous presidential inaugural committees.


We now return to our regularly scheduled cover-up brought to you by the Republican Party. - Tea Pain







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


Let's settle this the old-fashioned way: Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump at dawn in New Jersey.- Conan O'Brien








Trump Is Up To His Neck In Conservative Communists
Before Sebastian Gorka was an adviser to President Donald Trump, he was a man with a dream to rise to the top of Hungarian politics. It didn’t quite work out.






Serious question: Is there a Melania Jong Un? - Conan O'Brien






$19.95 Million Fine For Exxon While Rex Tillerson Was CEO
A federal judge ruled on Wednesday that ExxonMobil Corp should pay a $19.95 million penalty for pollution from its Baytown, Texas, refining and chemical plant complex between 2005 and 2013.






Tell Trump the statute of limitations on blaming Obama was up when he was wrong about his birth certificate. He fired Flynn, you hired scum. - Alt Fed Employee Tweet







Republican Shenanigans



The U.S. State Department has hired a female anchor from Fox News. However, the State Department described it as “more of a rescue mission.” - Conan O'Brien








One Trump trip to Mar-a-Lago costs the same as eight Obama speeches. Difference is Cantor Fitzgerald isn't paying.
You are. - Sarah Kendzior





Loyal To A Fault. Sad. Really Sad.
A large majority of voters who supported President Trump in the 2016 presidential election approves of the job he is doing in office, according to a new survey.
A University of Virginia Center of Politics poll finds the president's approval rating among those who supported him in last year's election is at 93 percent.









Stateside, they’ve had trouble moving Ivanka’s line of clothing, so they secretly relabeled it as Adrienne Vittadini. That’s how unpopular the Trump name is — her clothing has been put in the Witness Protection Program. - Stephen Colbert


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FUN FACT:  Obama fired Mike Flynn in August 2014. - Tea Pain



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Democrats Are Trying To Save ACA From Republicans Who Want To Destroy It
House Democrats threatened on Thursday to withhold their support for a stopgap spending bill if Republicans pressed forward with a swift vote on their legislation to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act.













Since becoming president, Donald Trump has not left the country — he’s barely left the country club. But today, Trump sent Ivanka to Berlin to participate in a women’s conference, making her the first Trump to attend a women’s conference that didn’t include a swimsuit competition. - Stephen Colbert


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Biz/Tech News


Donald Trump’s daughter, Ivanka Trump, was booed at a women’s entrepreneurship summit in Germany on Tuesday when she described her father as “a tremendous champion of supporting families.” You know you’re on the wrong side of history when Germany’s booing you. - James Corden







 I Can Hear It Now, "Hey Y'all Look At This."
Drone Vehicles For Citizens?
"YOU may smile, but it will come,” said Henry Ford in 1940, predicting the arrival of a machine that was part-automobile and part-aeroplane. For decades flying cars have obsessed technologists but eluded their mastery. Finally there is reason to believe. Several firms have offered hope that flying people in small pods for short trips might become a reality in the next decade. These are not cars, as most are not fit to drive on land, but rather small vehicles, which can rise and land vertically, like quiet helicopters.



Department Of Interior Asks For Resignation Of Obama-Era Elk. - The Onion







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A precious little Inuit girl and her puppy, 1949.

Peace.

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Russiagate is closing in on Trump

White House denies House investigation request for Flynn documents
The White House declined Tuesday to provide documents related to President Donald Trump's former national security adviser that the panel investigating Michael Flynn had requested, according to a letter obtained by CNN.



Many give Donald Trump an "F" on his first 100 days, while others give him "Unsatisfactory."  So combined, Americans give Trump an "FU". - Tea Pain







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


I'm embarrassed that Ivanka is representing us abroad, but then I think, who would be better - Jared? Donald? Pence? Kid Rock? We're just f*cked. - Andy Borowitz






Countries Presidents visited the first 100 Days in office

OBAMA
Mexico
Canada
Iraq
UK
France
Germany
Trinidad
Turkey
Czech.R

BUSH
Mexico
Canada

TRUMP
None





War On Taxes For Rich People Almost Complete
President Trump on Wednesday proposed a dramatic overhaul of the tax code, calling for sharply lower rates for individuals and businesses but also eliminating key tax breaks.














Republican Shenanigans


That awkward moment when Donald Trump wants to cut funding for sanctuary cities and a sanctuary city is paying to protect his wife.- Tea Party Cat










Trump Trashes Court Decision
President Trump on Wednesday denounced as “ridiculous” a court ruling blocking his effort to withhold federal funds from cities and towns that refuse to cooperate with immigration authorities.












Paul Ryan's Poll Dancing
Americans’ views of Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) and the Republican Congress are in decline, according to a new poll.
The latest Wall Street Journal/NBC News poll published Monday found that 40 percent of voters have a negative view of the Wisconsin Republican, compared with 22 percent who have a positive view.











Can we also remove the Confederate monument that’s currently serving as Attorney General? - Paul Ceraulo




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For the Beltway media, Hillary is a mirror reflecting their worst sins. That's why they desperately want her and Chelsea to just "GO AWAY!" -  Peter Daou







But But But: The CIA Director Flips On Hillary And Wikileaks
US officials told CNN last week that the Justice Department has prepared charges to seek the arrest of WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange. Attorney General Jeff Sessions said at a news conference on Thursday that Assange's arrest is a "priority" of the administration.
But no Trump administration official went further in condemning the group than CIA Director Mike Pompeo, who, in a speech two weeks ago, called WikiLeaks a "hostile intelligence service."



As a kid I watched men walk on the moon & dreamed of the future. Thought by 2017 we'd be on Mars, not marching to defend science from idiots. - Danny Zucker





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I saw this ad on my Facebook page. 
They sure know how to target their audience.
Sigh....old woman. How time flies!


Metallica Board Of Directors Debates Whether New Riff Will Have Negative Impact On Shareholder Value. - The Onion






Biz/Tech News


Dear Media,
Chinese sweatshop workers make $1/hour to sew Ivanka Trump's tacky clothing, so let's hear more about how Chelsea Clinton sucks - Jeff Tiedrich






ESPN Layoffs. Thanks Trump!
With layoffs looming at ESPN, anchors are reportedly volunteering to take pay cuts in hope of saving their respective jobs.
Their pitch is that they “love ESPN” and want to remain with the network, “even if it means less cash and exposure at the Worldwide Leader in Sports,” according to Sporting News.



Trump, Day 96: Journalists are gripped by Chelsea Clinton's plan not to run for office and by Obama being paid for a speech. Well done. - Mark Harris








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The Eiffel Tower served as a billboard for Citroen from 1925 to 1934. Everybody has a price including the Eiffel Tower.

Peace.