Thursday, April 27, 2017

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Russia Gave to Citgo—and Citgo Gave to Trump
The oil company’s half-million donation to Donald Trump’s Inaugural Committee wasn’t illegal. But it certainly wasn’t moral. And the cash may have come from the Kremlin, at least indirectly.
Recently released Federal Election Commission filings show that Citgo, the U.S. subsidiary of the Venezuelan oil company PetrĂ³leos de Venezuela (known as PDVSA) gave Trump more money than Shell or Walmart. The donation is unusual for PDVSA: Citgo had not donated to previous presidential inaugural committees.


We now return to our regularly scheduled cover-up brought to you by the Republican Party. - Tea Pain







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


Let's settle this the old-fashioned way: Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump at dawn in New Jersey.- Conan O'Brien








Trump Is Up To His Neck In Conservative Communists
Before Sebastian Gorka was an adviser to President Donald Trump, he was a man with a dream to rise to the top of Hungarian politics. It didn’t quite work out.






Serious question: Is there a Melania Jong Un? - Conan O'Brien






$19.95 Million Fine For Exxon While Rex Tillerson Was CEO
A federal judge ruled on Wednesday that ExxonMobil Corp should pay a $19.95 million penalty for pollution from its Baytown, Texas, refining and chemical plant complex between 2005 and 2013.






Tell Trump the statute of limitations on blaming Obama was up when he was wrong about his birth certificate. He fired Flynn, you hired scum. - Alt Fed Employee Tweet







Republican Shenanigans



The U.S. State Department has hired a female anchor from Fox News. However, the State Department described it as “more of a rescue mission.” - Conan O'Brien








One Trump trip to Mar-a-Lago costs the same as eight Obama speeches. Difference is Cantor Fitzgerald isn't paying.
You are. - Sarah Kendzior





Loyal To A Fault. Sad. Really Sad.
A large majority of voters who supported President Trump in the 2016 presidential election approves of the job he is doing in office, according to a new survey.
A University of Virginia Center of Politics poll finds the president's approval rating among those who supported him in last year's election is at 93 percent.









Stateside, they’ve had trouble moving Ivanka’s line of clothing, so they secretly relabeled it as Adrienne Vittadini. That’s how unpopular the Trump name is — her clothing has been put in the Witness Protection Program. - Stephen Colbert


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FUN FACT:  Obama fired Mike Flynn in August 2014. - Tea Pain



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Democrats Are Trying To Save ACA From Republicans Who Want To Destroy It
House Democrats threatened on Thursday to withhold their support for a stopgap spending bill if Republicans pressed forward with a swift vote on their legislation to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act.













Since becoming president, Donald Trump has not left the country — he’s barely left the country club. But today, Trump sent Ivanka to Berlin to participate in a women’s conference, making her the first Trump to attend a women’s conference that didn’t include a swimsuit competition. - Stephen Colbert


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Donald Trump’s daughter, Ivanka Trump, was booed at a women’s entrepreneurship summit in Germany on Tuesday when she described her father as “a tremendous champion of supporting families.” You know you’re on the wrong side of history when Germany’s booing you. - James Corden







 I Can Hear It Now, "Hey Y'all Look At This."
Drone Vehicles For Citizens?
"YOU may smile, but it will come,” said Henry Ford in 1940, predicting the arrival of a machine that was part-automobile and part-aeroplane. For decades flying cars have obsessed technologists but eluded their mastery. Finally there is reason to believe. Several firms have offered hope that flying people in small pods for short trips might become a reality in the next decade. These are not cars, as most are not fit to drive on land, but rather small vehicles, which can rise and land vertically, like quiet helicopters.



Department Of Interior Asks For Resignation Of Obama-Era Elk. - The Onion







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A precious little Inuit girl and her puppy, 1949.

Peace.

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Russiagate is closing in on Trump

White House denies House investigation request for Flynn documents
The White House declined Tuesday to provide documents related to President Donald Trump's former national security adviser that the panel investigating Michael Flynn had requested, according to a letter obtained by CNN.



Many give Donald Trump an "F" on his first 100 days, while others give him "Unsatisfactory."  So combined, Americans give Trump an "FU". - Tea Pain







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


I'm embarrassed that Ivanka is representing us abroad, but then I think, who would be better - Jared? Donald? Pence? Kid Rock? We're just f*cked. - Andy Borowitz






Countries Presidents visited the first 100 Days in office

OBAMA
Mexico
Canada
Iraq
UK
France
Germany
Trinidad
Turkey
Czech.R

BUSH
Mexico
Canada

TRUMP
None





War On Taxes For Rich People Almost Complete
President Trump on Wednesday proposed a dramatic overhaul of the tax code, calling for sharply lower rates for individuals and businesses but also eliminating key tax breaks.














Republican Shenanigans


That awkward moment when Donald Trump wants to cut funding for sanctuary cities and a sanctuary city is paying to protect his wife.- Tea Party Cat










Trump Trashes Court Decision
President Trump on Wednesday denounced as “ridiculous” a court ruling blocking his effort to withhold federal funds from cities and towns that refuse to cooperate with immigration authorities.












Paul Ryan's Poll Dancing
Americans’ views of Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) and the Republican Congress are in decline, according to a new poll.
The latest Wall Street Journal/NBC News poll published Monday found that 40 percent of voters have a negative view of the Wisconsin Republican, compared with 22 percent who have a positive view.











Can we also remove the Confederate monument that’s currently serving as Attorney General? - Paul Ceraulo




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For the Beltway media, Hillary is a mirror reflecting their worst sins. That's why they desperately want her and Chelsea to just "GO AWAY!" -  Peter Daou







But But But: The CIA Director Flips On Hillary And Wikileaks
US officials told CNN last week that the Justice Department has prepared charges to seek the arrest of WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange. Attorney General Jeff Sessions said at a news conference on Thursday that Assange's arrest is a "priority" of the administration.
But no Trump administration official went further in condemning the group than CIA Director Mike Pompeo, who, in a speech two weeks ago, called WikiLeaks a "hostile intelligence service."



As a kid I watched men walk on the moon & dreamed of the future. Thought by 2017 we'd be on Mars, not marching to defend science from idiots. - Danny Zucker





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I saw this ad on my Facebook page. 
They sure know how to target their audience.
Sigh....old woman. How time flies!


Metallica Board Of Directors Debates Whether New Riff Will Have Negative Impact On Shareholder Value. - The Onion






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Dear Media,
Chinese sweatshop workers make $1/hour to sew Ivanka Trump's tacky clothing, so let's hear more about how Chelsea Clinton sucks - Jeff Tiedrich






ESPN Layoffs. Thanks Trump!
With layoffs looming at ESPN, anchors are reportedly volunteering to take pay cuts in hope of saving their respective jobs.
Their pitch is that they “love ESPN” and want to remain with the network, “even if it means less cash and exposure at the Worldwide Leader in Sports,” according to Sporting News.



Trump, Day 96: Journalists are gripped by Chelsea Clinton's plan not to run for office and by Obama being paid for a speech. Well done. - Mark Harris








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The Eiffel Tower served as a billboard for Citroen from 1925 to 1934. Everybody has a price including the Eiffel Tower.

Peace.

Monday, April 24, 2017

Wait for it

Senate Russia probe flounders amid partisan bickering
More than three months after the Senate Intelligence Committee launched its investigation into Russian meddling in the 2016 election — including allegations of collusion by associates of President Trump — the panel has made little progress and is increasingly stymied by partisan divisions that are jeopardizing the future of the inquiry, according to multiple sources involved in the probe.
The committee has yet to issue a single subpoena for documents or interview any key witnesses who are central to the probe...



Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports.- Andy Borowitz






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


The one part of Trump's presidency I'm looking forward to is the sentencing phase. - Andy Borowitz




The Far Right Wing Is Not Far And Not Right
Of the 85 violent extremist incidents that resulted in death since September 12, 2001, far right wing violent extremist groups were responsible for 62 (73 percent) while radical Islamist violent extremists were responsible for 23 (27 percent). 









That Trump hasn't accidentally started World War Three (yet) is a MAJOR accomplishment for his first hundred days. He should be bragging. - Jeff Tiedrich



In Case You Were Wondering, Most Americans Are Still Sane. Phew.
Nearly three-quarters of Americans say they want an independent, non-partisan commission instead of Congress to investigate Russia's involvement in the 2016 election, according to the latest NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll







Republican Shenanigans


Part of the government shutdown should be cutting off Trump's cable. - Andy Borowitz







Trump Is Drinking Too Much Whine
President Trump continues to rant about a pair of new polls that show he is approaching his 100th day in office with the lowest approval rating of any president in more than 70 years.
“The two fake news polls released yesterday, ABC & NBC, while containing some very positive info, were totally wrong in General E. Watch!” Trump tweeted early Monday morning.



Historians studying archival photographs from four decades ago have come to the conclusion that the U.S. must have believed in science at some point.  - Andy Borowitz




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Republicans shut down the government and cost taxpayers $24B. And the voters STILL re-elected those clowns. - Matt Murphy






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Just curious: How many days you figure Hillary would have taken off by now to play golf? 
My bet is zero. - Jack Miller







Republicans Won't Investigate Russian Ties To Trump
On the campaign trail last fall, Republican Sen. Richard Burr told North Carolina voters there was no "separation” between himself and Donald Trump. The Senate Intelligence Committee chairman also bragged about his role in getting the FBI to investigate Hillary Clinton’s emails.
Now, the third-term senator is under fire for running interference for the White House last week on a news report asserting repeated contacts between Trump’s campaign and Moscow.



It's totally unfair to compare Trump's first 100 days to Obama's. It would be fairer to compare his accomplishments with those of other former game-show hosts with glaring personality disorders.- Andy Borowitz

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Bill O'Reilly got more money to resign from his job for sexually harassing women than you'll make in an entire lifetime. - OhNoSheTwitnt







If President Trump really wants to save our country some money, he can live in the house we gave him. - Jeff Tiedrich



The Attorney General Of The United States Just Told A Big Lie Without Any Proof About Mexicans
The proposed wall along the U.S.-Mexico border could be paid for by reducing erroneously issued tax credits that go to “mostly Mexicans,” said Attorney General Jeff Sessions on Sunday...Presumably the report that Sessions was citing was a July 2011 report by the Treasury inspector general for tax administration that said individuals who are not authorized to work in the U.S. have been paid $4.2 billion in refundable tax credits. But it did not mention Mexicans or any other nationalities.



Trump’s biggest accomplishment in his first 100 days has been making it seem like much longer. - Conan O'Brien




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The master of camouflage
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Peace.