Monday, December 5, 2016

More Tweets From Trump About Saturday Night Live

SNL sketch that had Donald Trump fuming on Twitter
In what has already become a predictable routine, Saturday Night Live over the weekend poked fun at Donald Trump’s foibles, subsequently prompting the President-elect to thrash the program via, what else, his Twitter account.

Trump is a petty mean little man. Imagine what will happen when he has a twitter tiff with a nuclear armed country leader. We are all doomed.




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Trump will defeat ISIS through a lethal mix of millionaire tax cuts, saying "radical Islam" out loud, and, if necessary, tweets in all-caps.- John Fugelsang



Protesting Does Work!
Protesters celebrated a major victory in their push to reroute the Dakota Access oil pipeline away from a tribal water source but pledged to remain camped on federal land in North Dakota anyway, despite Monday's government deadline to leave.




NORTH DAKOTA - With the halt of work on the Dakota Access Pipeline, Native Americans scored a major victory over illegal immigrants who arrived in this country 500 years ago. - Andy Borowitz






Watch Out Native American Reservations, The Dakota Pipeline Is Only The Beginning
Demonstrators march near the state capitol in Bismarck, N.D. to protest the Dakota Access Pipeline. Native American reservations cover just 2 percent of the United States, but they may contain about a fifth of the nation's oil and gas, along with vast ...




The official slogan of the Trump transition team is "No Clown Left Behind." - Andy Borowitz


Republican Shenanigans




Trump will continue to have rallies after he's President. The only difference is attendance will be mandatory.- Tea Pain


This Will Be The Most Expensive Secret Service Protection Ever BUT OBAMA'S VACATIONS!
Mayor Bill de Blasio is seeking $35 million in reimbursement from the federal government for the NYPD's costs related to providing security at Trump Tower.






FUN FACT: Donald Trump has sat through more episodes of SNL than security briefings.- Tea Pain

Ivanka And Al Gore?
The president-elect's daughter, who reportedly wants to make global warming one of her signature issues, will meet with Al Gore at Trump Tower in Manhattan, according to transition spokesman Jason Miller.




A man showing up with a gun over a fake Clinton story is terrible but not nearly as bad as electing Trump over one.- LOLGOP

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Rock The Voter News

I love that Hillary Clinton goes out sans make-up.
Trump never does that. - Victoria Brownworth


Recount Update
Thanks to the efforts of Green Party presidential candidate Jill Stein, a recount is underway in Wisconsin. It is highly unlikely to change the outcome - as Hillary Clinton's campaign has stated - but it is much more likely to overturn some...




Trump’s rallies aren't normal political events. They're Internet comment sections come to life.- LOLGOP


Goebbel Has Nothing On Lewandowski

I woke up this morning and read an article about Corey Lewandowski -- here is an excerpt: 

Lewandowski, Donald Trump’s former campaign manager, speaking at a forum Thursday night at Harvard University’s Kennedy School of Government, was criticizing what he considered the media’s myopic focus on the accuracy of Trump’s statements during the campaign. “This is the problem with the media. You guys took everything that Donald Trump said so literally,” Lewandowski said. “The American people didn’t. They understood it. They understood that sometimes — when you have a conversation with people, whether it’s around the dinner table or at a bar — you’re going to say things, and sometimes you don’t have all the facts to back it up.”

Welcome to Trump Doublespeak, people, where no one should take Trump literally. I can only imagine the shock on the faces of non-knuckle draggers in the audience.

This is truly frightening. Trump's going to get us all killed.

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Welcome to America, where the reality show star in charge of the military just put a surgeon in charge of housing.- John Fugelsang




Pence Ignores Company Moving Indiana Jobs Overseas
Vice President-elect Mike Pence is not committing to pursuing a deal that would save 300 manufacturing jobs at Rexnord Corp.'s Indianapolis plant.
Pence, who is still governor of Indiana, sidestepped questions about Rexnord in two Sunday television interviews. But both Pence and President-elect Donald Trump suggested that there could be consequences for companies, such as Rexnord, that shift jobs to other countries.


To all those who feel that there is nothing funny about our present situation, I couldn't agree more. But we're all on this ship of fools together, and laughing is better than crying.- Andy Borowitz




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Naturally forming Lemurian seed Crystal Garden in Brazil

Peace.

Friday, December 2, 2016

The Art of the Deal...

Trump’s Carrier deal is right out of Putin’s playbook
It’s good that about 1,000 Carrier Corp. workers will not be losing their jobs. But there is a whiff of Putinism in the combination of bribery and menace that may have affected Carrier’s decision — the bribery of tax breaks, the menace of potential lost defense contracts for Carrier’s parent company, United Technologies.


If Trump isn't going to give proper press conferences, the media should refuse to cover these Nuremberg rallies.
This is absurd. - AngryBlackLady






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Trump's tweets display hysteria, aggression, paranoia, insecurity. Politics aside, his mental state bears close watching.- Stephen King




Declassify CIA Torture Report? About Damn Time.
If President Barack Obama wants to codify his legacy on banning the use of torture in U.S. intelligence gathering, he should declassify the 6,700-page CIA torture report and make it a federal record, according to a top Senate Democrat.


This was the year that right wing Christians got to vote for Barabbas, Caligula & the Golden Calf all in the same candidate.- John Fugelsang





Republican Shenanigans

If women are going to have to pay for funerals for their aborted fetuses the GOP should have to pay for funerals for women's aborted rights. - OhNoSheTwitnt




No Internet For You!
In a speech at the U.S.S. Yorktown in Mount Pleasant, South Carolina, on Monday, Trump referenced the use by ISIS of social media as a recruitment tool. He recommended a discussion with Bill Gates to shut off parts of the Internet.



FUN FACT: We will pay far more in Secret Service costs for Trump's "Thank You" tour than the recounts in MI, PA and WI.- Tea Pain

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Trump has told every corporation that they can threaten to offshore jobs in exchange for tax cuts. It's a lose, lose for working people. - Bernie Sanders



Rock The Voter News

Hillary Clinton barely scraped by with 2,300,000 more votes. Weak candidate. Sad.- Republican God




Trump sucks up to Mitch McConnell by hiring The Turtle's wife, Elaine Chao, to Dept of Trans.  To give her her due, she CAN drive a car.- Bette Midler




Kellyanne Conway Denies Any Racism, Ever!!!
The raw, lingering emotion of the 2016 presidential campaign erupted into a shouting match here Thursday as top strategists of Hillary Clinton’s campaign accused their Republican counterparts of fueling and legitimizing racism to elect Donald Trump.






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Carrier is building a factory in Mexico and got Trump to help pay for it.- LOLGOP


Biz/Tech News

Donald Trump has been sent to us by God to save us from 4.6% unemployment and 178,000 new jobs a month. - Tea Pain




Stop The Vote Counting!!!
 Supporters of President-elect Donald J. Trump have filed legal challenges in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin and Michigan in a suddenly robust effort to stop the presidential election recount efforts there.










I had a nice birthday! I was going to wear my birthday suit, but it was wrinkled.- Bette Midler




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Only $55 worth of bills left to pay! Thank you!





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Brigitte Bardot watches Pablo Picasso at work in his studio in Vallauris, 1956.

Peace.

Thursday, December 1, 2016

No it isn't a dream, the nightmare continues...

Democrats salivate over Trump business conflicts
Senate Democrats believe that Donald Trump's business empire - and the vast financial holdings of some of his Cabinet nominees - gives their party an enormous target to hobble his agenda.


Reports are, Trump offered government contracts to keep Carrier jobs in Indiana. Our pig of a president is now offering pork in barrels. - George Takai


The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

America has to stop all this violence overseas so we can focus on doing nothing to stop violence back here in America. - John Fugelsang




Lithuanians Know Russia
Rasa Miskinyte spent last Saturday in a freezing forest near Lithuania's capital learning to gather water from a pond with a condom, to filter it through sand, charcoal and cloth, and to make her own stove from a beer can. She thought some basic survival skills would be helpful if Russian troops ever entered Vilnius and her family escaped into the woods.
"Russia is a very dangerous kind of neighbor," said Miskinyte, a 53-year-old film producer. "They are always aiming at us."





President Obama only has 50 more days to declare himself dictator, invade Texas, take away our guns and make us gay-marry Muslims.- Tea Pain




Republican Shenanigans

Republican code word translated: *Privatization* means they want your money for their donors. - Snarky Pundit





Trump Loading Up On Military Brass So He Never Has To Leave Office
Trump is interviewing current and former military brass for Cabinet positions, including erstwhile CENTCOM commander Gen. David Petraeus, retired Marine Corps Gen. James "Mad Dog" Mattis and the former head of Southern Command, Gen. John F. Kelly. He's already appointed retired Gen. Michael Flynn as his national security adviser and met with Adm. Mike Rogers, head of the National Security Agency and US Cyber Command.



Donald Trump is also considerin' Sarah Palin to head the "Department of Blamin' Stuff on Obama." - Tea Pain
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Recount Update
Sen. Tim Kaine said Thursday morning that Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign felt compelled to take part in the recount efforts launched by Green Party candidate Jill Stein, even though “we're very doubtful that the outcome is going to change.




Sarah Palin says God made Trump win, confusing God with slaveowners who demanded an electoral college during the constitutional convention. - John Fugelsang

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The secret service protecting Donald Trump might have to rent two floors of trump tower, forcing taxpayers to pay $3 million in rent back to trump's company. Trump said that is absolutely not true and the rent is $4 million.- Jimmy Fallon


Biz/Tech News

The way Donald Trump negotiated the Carrier deal shows us his idea of "winning" is givin' a bully America's lunch money.- Tea Pain



Self Tying Laces! No More Tripping!
Nike Inc. this week begins selling a pricey sneaker with self-tying laces, a high-stakes test of the company's technology investments and efforts to sell more products directly to consumers.


Having Trump as President is basically our way of telling the world that America failed its IQ test.- Andy Borowitz





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Somewhere in the Philippines. Oh, yeah.

Peace.