Monday, November 7, 2016

Here she comes...



College kids, if you're refusing to vote in this election because "I don't like my options" good luck with life after graduation.- OhNoSheTwitnt




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

FBI Director Comey stepping back from rigging election for Trump proves election rigged against Trump, says Trump. - John Fugelsang




Comey Flips More Than A Crack House Mattress 
James Comey should not simply be fired as director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. He must be barred forever from any form of public service.
In the last 10 days, Comey has whipsawed the election for president of the United States. Now we know he did it for no reason.



The Borowitz Report: According to Clinton-campaign sources, the new slogan is designed to appeal to suburban women, a group of voters that has historically opposed blowing up the planet.


Republican Shenanigans

This Tuesday ask yourself how happy you want to make David Duke, ISIS, Putin, the KKK, Kim Jong-un, the American Nazi Party & this guy.- John Fugelsang


Donald Trump Is Guaranteed To Win An Emmy For His Alec Baldwin Impression. - John Fugelsang



Trump To Privatize Roads
So this is kind of cute. While most of us were tearing our hair out over the FBI and Hillary Clinton's emails last weekend, Donald Trump's campaign quietly released a plan to privatize new infrastructure development in the United States. 


When it's all over Kellyanne Conway can go back to being that mother who kills the better cheerleader so her daughter makes the squad. - Karen Kilgarrif



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Trump just said his campaign is considered the greatest movement in the history of the country. (Guessing abolitionists a close 2nd) - Christopher Hayes

Rock The Voter News

"Based on our review, we have not changed our conclusions that we expressed in July with respect to Sec Clinton" - James Comey, FBI Director who should resign for fooling around with a presidential election




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October Surprise: Comey investigates Hillary
November Surprise: Comey clears Hillary
January Surprise: Comey fired by Hillary. - Andy Borowitz


Biz/Tech News

Can wait for Trump's non-millionaire donors to realize their candidate just redistributed their wealth.  To himself.- John Fugelsang




Dow Jumps 371 Points After FBI Clears Hillary, Again.
Investors rushed back into U.S. stocks, sending the S&P 500 to its biggest gain since March. It was the latest sign of heightened volatility heading into the U.S. election...


The Food and Drug Administration is asking people what they use Nutella for, and 37 percent said dessert, 23 percent said as a spread, and 40 percent said they use it as a replacement for their girlfriend.- James Corden



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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

Again, a photo of turquoise water, please excuse my obsession. This lovely scene is in Blue Pools,  Queenstown, New Zealand.

Peace.

Friday, November 4, 2016

Back In The USSR


Russia Influence Warning Letter from NSA members
We are concerned that an ongoing Russian influence operation is targeting the 2016 U.S. election...


That NSA warning letter was sent last October. Is it a coincidence that Putin, Assange and Comey have all had effects on this election in favor of Trump? Plus, can you imagine all the dirt Putin must have on the Donald. Probably sex snuff films.


Trump has illicit links with Putin, who is trying undermine our election--but I also heard Hillary forwarded a few memes.

Go get her, FBI!- Erik Bransteen







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

The fact that absolutely  no one in govt is trying to take our guns is the clearest sign yet that they're coming to take our guns.- John Fugelsang


Trump Tries To Turn Troops Against Hillary
Donald Trump on Thursday mocked the idea of Hillary Clinton leading the armed forces, suggesting it was laughable that she would ever be a capable commander in chief. 




Trump was so financially brave that he lost $1 billion of other people's money and then had you pay his taxes. Give him a medal and a cape. - LOLGOP


Republican Shenanigans




Melania Trump decries how uncivil our national dialogue has become.  Oh, and here's Eva Braun to teach us about Hanukkah.- John Fugelsang


In cahoots with the commies.
Comey Must Be So Busy Trying To Get Out All This Info On Clinton
Information about the investigations into Hillary Clinton's email server, Anthony Weiner's text messaging, and Donald Trump's Russia connections has been leaking out of the FBI in the past week at a rapid clip. To this we can now add a Wall Street Journal piece about an apparent dispute between FBI agents and federal prosecutors over whether allegations that Clinton Foundation donations influenced State Department policy merited prosecution...




Melania Trump decries how uncivil our national dialogue has become. Oh, and here's Eva Braun to teach us about Hanukkah.- John Fugelsang

Bridgegate Update
Two former officials who worked closely with New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie have been found guilty on all charges in connection with the 2013 lane closures on the George Washington Bridge, a long-running scandal commonly known as “Bridgegate.”



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Rock The Voter News

I am a single-issue voter and that issue is "not wanting the planet to blow up."- Andy Borowitz

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Biz/Tech News

The jobless rate has now dropped to 4.9% but the actual number is much higher if you hate Obama. - Andy Borowitz




Trump Tower In Toronto Bankrupt
The 65-story Trump International Hotel & Tower Toronto has all the glitz and ambition of the luxury-brand businessman with his name in giant letters near its spire. It’s the tallest residential skyscraper in Canada, and probably the fanciest. The hotel’s sleek cream-and-black interiors were inspired by Champagne and caviar. Every room features Italian Bellino linens and Nespresso coffeemakers...On Tuesday, a Canadian bankruptcy judge placed the glass-and-granite building into receivership, just four years after Trump and his children cut the ribbon at its grand opening.





"The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.” —Roseanne Barr



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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

The Greek island, Santorini is the remains of a massive volcanic explosion 3,600 years ago.

Peace.