Monday, March 28, 2016

Finally, an uniting moment for Republicans and Democrats



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Secret Service: No guns in GOP convention
The Secret Service says people attending the Republican National Convention in Cleveland this July will not be allowed to carry guns.
The statement comes in response to a petition that calls for allowing open carry of guns inside Quicken Loans Arena, the host venue.



The only thing that can stop a bad terrorist is a good terrorist. Hi, I'm Donald Trump and I'm running for president of the United States. - OhNoSheTwitnt ‏







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



An Ayatollah says 'Death to America' = they're coming to kill us.
A Senator sings "Bomb bomb Iran" = just a politician playing to his base.
- John Fugelsang






Easter Suicide Attack
The death toll in a devastating suicide attack on picnicking families in the city of Lahore rose to 72, with another 230 injured, local media reports said Monday, as Pakistani authorities vowed to hunt down the Islamist militant...



Republican Shenanigans





Donald Trump loves America so much that if he was married to America he'd leave it for a younger, hotter America.- John Fugelsang




Trump Accuses Cruz Of Buying Nude Photos Of His Wife
Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump on Sunday slammed rival Ted Cruz for the recent ad produced by an anti-Trump super-PAC featuring a photo of Trump's wife posing nude.
"From what I hear, he and his campaign went out and bought the cover shoot.  Melania did a cover story for 'GQ,' a very strong modeling picture.  No big deal," Trump said













The only thing more disturbing than being reminded that Ted Cruz has a private life is being reminded he wants to control your private life.- LOLGOP





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My favorite Bible story is the one where Jesus drives all the gay cakes out of the temple. - John Fugelsang



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It's a tough call, but I think I'd rather have the GOP candidates go back to talking about Trump's penis than Cruz having sex.- Andy Borowitz





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Kansas Is On Fire!
Winds that have hindered firefighters trying to contain the biggest wildfire in Kansas history are forecast to increase.
The National Weather Service says a strong southeast wind of 20 to 30 mph is expected to blow over the sparsely populated fire zone Monday and Tuesday. Gusts of around 40 mph are forecast both days.







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I read that George Clooney e-mailed Hillary Clinton supporters a letter endorsing her for president. Or as Hillary put it, “That's one e-mail I'll never delete...”- Jimmy Fallon






Saudi Arabia And The Southwest
Saudi Arabia's largest dairy company will soon be unable to farm alfalfa in its own parched country to feed its 170,000 cows. So it's turning to an unlikely place to grow the water-chugging crop — the drought-stricken American Southwest.



"I've studied deeply in the philosophies and religions, but cheerfulness kept breaking through." -Leonard Cohen





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FIGHTING THE RIGHT FUNDRAISER


I'm wishing and hoping that we can reach the halfway mark before March ends!

Sunday, March 27, 2016

Happy Easter from AHNC

Hello from Latin America, where the Rolling Stones blew away Cuba with a free concert. Who would have thought this just a year ago?


Peace, yes, peace, because it is always the answer.

Friday, March 25, 2016

The Battle For The Trophy Wives



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Ted Cruz: ‘Donald, you’re a sniveling coward, and leave Heidi the hell alone!’
The race between Donald Trump and Ted Cruz just keeps getting nastier. And now Cruz is really firing back after Trump’s latest attack on his wife.



So Trump has threatened to blackmail his wife, insulted her looks & tried to break up his marriage and Cruz will STILL support Trump in Nov.- John Fugelsang







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


The Republicans will unveil their strategy for defeating ISIS right after they unveil their alternative to Obamacare.- Andy Borowitz



Back To Iraq To Fight ISIL
The Pentagon said Friday it was moving to increase the number of American forces in Iraq and announced that U.S. forces have killed the Islamic State’s finance minister. “We are systematically eliminating ISIL’s cabinet,” Defense Secretary Ash Carter said.






It's a bad sign for John Kasich's campaign that no one is bothering to insult his wife.- Andy Borowitz


Republican Shenanigans







Ted Cruz isn't concerned with your private life, unless you're gay, have a uterus or use birth control. Let's show him the same respect.- LOLGOP



Wow. No Holds Barred. Trump Supporter Slut Shames Cruz Supporter!
Trump supporter stuns Cruz ally on CNN by naming her as one of Ted Cruz’s alleged mistresses
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump addresses supporters in West Des Moines, Iowa..









I don’t know who’ll be more humiliated-Ted Cruz after admitting he cheated with 5 women or those 5 women admitting they slept with Ted Cruz.- Erik Bransteen



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Oh yeah well I heard Ted Cruz had a threeway with Irony & Karma.  #CruzSexScandal - John Fugelsang






The State Department is having to hire more staffers to review all of the requests that are being filed for Hillary Clinton's emails. Or as Hillary put it, "See, I'm creating jobs already. I told you!"- Jimmy Fallon




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Bernie Sanders was here on Tuesday and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is here tonight. They're an interesting pair because they're still competing with each other, but eventually we know they're going to team up to stop the deranged billionaire who wants to take over the world.- Jimmy Kimmel





Fairy Tales + Guns = NRA
The National Rifle Association has taken some heat this week after attempting what it saw as a family-friendly approach to to gun rights: inserting guns into classic fairy tale stories.









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People on Wall Street are worried about the negative effects of a Donald Trump presidency. Also worried, people on every street. All the streets.- Seth Myers






Nevada Is #1 And The Only State Doing Drone Deliveries, So Far.
A drone has successfully delivered a package to a residential location in a small Nevada town in what its maker and the governor of the state said Friday was the first fully autonomous urban drone delivery in the U.S.



A new study found that women with natural blonde hair had a higher average IQ score than brunettes and redheads. So, for you natural blondes out there, a higher IQ means you're smarter.- Jimmy Fallon






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