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Trump predicts 'riots' if he's not nominee
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump predicted on Wednesday that there would be "riots" if he does not secure the GOP nomination, given his lead among delegates.



Chris Christie interviewed Donald Trump at a rally in North Carolina. During the interview, Christie asked Trump to talk about what kind of father he's been, to which Trump replied, "A creepy one." - Seth Myers

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• Female suicide bombers kill at least 24 in early morning Nigeria mosque attack
• Four arrested for planning attack in Paris
• Libyans from all sides unite in Benghazi humanitarian appeal

FOX NEWS: OBAMA SET TO VIOLATE "BUT WE DON'T WANT YOU TO" CLAUSE OF THE CONSITUTION. - LOLGOP

FEMA Just Said No To Michigan
Federal officials have denied Michigan Governor Rick Snyder’s request to give the city of Flint additional funds to help deal with its lead-contaminated water crisis, his office said on Wednesday.



As Donald Trump gets close to the nomination. Now I see why we needed warnings on plastic bags telling us not to put them over our heads. - Bette Midler Tweet

Republican Shenanigans

• Poll: 28% would consider leaving America if Trump wins 
• Donald Trump's new online ad uses footage of Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton barking like a dog
• Trump loses delegates after supporters avoid voting for foreign-sounding names
• Trump Says GOP Senators Privately Calling Him
• Rubio ends White House quest after humiliating Florida loss
• Ryan backs Senate leaders blocking SCOTUS nom: "It's about principle"
• Meghan McCain: ‘People hate President Obama because he sacrificed’ Judge Garland’s career

Trump only hates wind farms because of his hair. - Russell Brand

Trump Said No To Fox Debate, Again.
Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump announced Wednesday on Fox News that he would be skipping the network's next GOP debate, set for Monday in Salt Lake City.
"I won't be there, no," Trump said during a telephone interview on "Fox and Friends."

The truth that many Republicans don't understand is that Barack Obama is actually the Michael Jordan of politics. - Kevin Glass



Uh Oh. Will Fox News Hold A Debate And No One Will Show Up?
Ohio Gov. John Kasich won't attend the Fox News Republican presidential debate scheduled for Monday after Donald Trump said he wouldn't participate, according to tweets by Kasich's political consultant.

Rock The Voter News

• Obama chooses Merrick Garland to succeed Scalia 
• After key wins, Clinton solidifies hold on Democratic presidential nomination

Yes, of course Garland is to the left of Scalia...so is Genghis Khan. - Tina Dupuy

Trump Vows to Unite Nation Except Mexicans, Muslims, Women, Blacks, People Opposed to Being Punched in Face. - Andy Borowitz



Business/Tech News

• Oil up 4 percent as OPEC firms up meet, U.S. gasoline demand soars
• Chipotle Can't Even Give The Stuff Away
• Mexicans using social media to post videos of bad civic behavior 

Metro Shutdown Big Plus For Uber
The Metro shutdown had riders flocking to Uber in droves, the company says. Uber says the number of people signing up for the app in the run-up to the morning commute was 70 percent higher than on the same day last week.



"But if you give me your Jello I can turn it into even more Jello." - Bernie Madoff, to cellmate.

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Odd News

• Everyone Is A Little Confused About Where This Sharp-Toothed Fish Is From
• Massachusetts man who stole more than $400 from Girl Scouts selling cookies gets 3 years probation
• Florida woman fights to keep her 6-foot-long pet alligator named Rambo in her home
• Hula competitors heed calls to avoid iconic flower so they don't spread fungus killing the trees that grow them

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Devils Den Spring, Florida. Pretty but sort of creepy.

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Ryan doubles down on pledge to back Trump if he's GOP nominee
Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) reiterated Tuesday that he would support Donald Trump if he wins the GOP nomination, even as the Speaker called on the party’s front-runner to tone down his rhetoric amid a spate of violence at recent campaign rallies.



Gov. Jerry Brown: If Trump wins, ‘we’d have to build a wall around California’ 

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• Saudi-led air strikes kill 41 civilians in Yemen: health official
• 1 in 3 Syrian children know nothing but war: UNICEF
• Traffic resumes on Istanbul's Bosphorus Bridge after closure on security fears
• Iran welcomes Vietnamese leader, looks to boost trade

Putin to pull troops from Syria, but don’t worry, Trump will send his supporters to impose order right after they’re done with Sanders.- Tea Party Cat

Angelina Jolie Helps Syrian Teen Refugee
While visiting refugees in Lebanon as special envoy for the UNHRC, Angelina Jolie Pitt reunited with Hala, a 13-year-old Syrian refugee she befriended during previous visits. 



If you criticize the leader of Israel it means you hate Israel, say the Americans who hate America's leader.- John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

• Evangelicals accuse fellow believers of abandoning faith to support Trump
• Trump lies about paying defense for sucker-punching supporter: ‘I didn’t say I was going to pay his fees’
• McConnell Told Donald Trump He Ought To Discourage Violence At Rallies
• GOP sues for more Clinton docs
• Upheaval at Breitbart News as Workers Resign and Accusations Fly
• Hispanic voters in Florida bemoan 'hateful' Trump campaign as they head to polls

“You have reached Trump. Press 1 for English, press 2 to be deported. Or stay on the line if you can’t use buttons because of tiny hands.”- Tea Party Cat

Pulling Out A Gun At A Polling Station?
A poll worker in Cleveland, Ohio was arrested Tuesday after pulling a gun on another poll worker, local TV station WKYC reported.
Alan Bethea, 45, took a .380 pistol out of his backpack during a heated exchange with co-workers at the Louisa May Alcott School polling station, according to the report.

After Trump bans all the Muslims and ships all the Mexicans back to Mexico, he plans to deport any woman less than a 7.- Tea Pain Tweet

The latest polls show Gov. John Kasich holds a small lead over Donald Trump in his home state of Ohio. Whereas everything Donald Trump holds looks huge because of his tiny baby hands.- Seth Myers



Rock The Voter News

• Clinton caught on hot mic speculating about Christie's Trump endorsement 
• Sanders surges in Midwest ahead of Super Tuesday 3

U.S. Eases Restrictions On Cuban Travel
Just days before President Barack Obama is due to arrive in Cuba, the U.S. Treasury Department announced Tuesday a further loosening of restrictions, making it easier for Americans to travel to the communist-run island, or to mail a postcard home.







At a rally over the weekend, Donald Trump was surrounded by Secret Service agents after a man tried to rush the stage. The Secret Service said the man was dangerous and disturbed, but they had to protect him anyway.- Jimmy Fallon








Business/Tech News

• Oil down 3 pct on technical pressure, U.S. stockpile worry
• Obama administration will not open Atlantic coast to drilling
• Anonymous declares cyber war on Donald Trump
• Florida sheriff threatens to arrest 'rascal' Apple CEO

Joel Osteen loves Donald Trump because they worship the same gods: Money & Fame. Jesus responded "I don't know them" - Mrs. Betty Bowers

Say what you will about Trump, it's impressive that his campaign is totally self-funded.*
*not including the $1.9 billion in free airtime the networks have donated to him. - Andy Borowitz

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Odd News

• Kayaker Rescues Naked Skinny Dipper Clinging To Riverside Tree
• Jet Ski Smacks Down Drone That Dared To Get In Its Way
• This Giraffe Is REALLY Excited About Spring
• Extremely Rare Whales Make A Big Splash In Cape Cod
• Still 'Viva Las Vegas' for Elvis Presley? Less so lately

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My friend teaching her daughter how to harvest the Flower of Nicaragua in my yard.


They boiled the petals of the flower for about a half hour, then sauteed them with onions and garlic and a tiny bit of chicken consomme.

I did not know what to expect when I first tasted this flower. It was delicious, the flavor was mild but memorable. Of course, your choice of hot sauce only makes it better

Peace.

Trump pastor: Sanders needs a 'coming-to-Jesus' meeting

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Trump pastor: Sanders needs a 'coming-to-Jesus' meeting
A television pastor who opened a campaign event for Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump on Monday veered into questioning the faith of Democratic rival Bernie Sanders.



Authoritarian fascist inspires his ultra-right nationalist followers to violence; blames Jew.- John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Turkish warplanes strike Iraq after Ankara bombing blamed on Kurdish militants
• Putin orders start of Russian forces' withdrawal from Syria
• U.S. vows to push for U.N. action on Iran despite Russian opposition
• U.N. rights envoy urges prosecution of North Korean leader
• Ivory Coast soldiers patrol beaches after Qaeda attack kills 18

Remember when Ebola killed over 20k Americans before Obama even mentioned it?   
Oh wait, that was AIDS & Reagan.- John Fugelsang

Charging Protester Catches Trump In A Lie
The protester who charged the stage at a Donald Trump rally in Ohio on Saturday is refuting the Republican presidential candidate’s claims that he is associated with ISIS. 

It's entirely possible that year's GOP race is actually just an elaborate Civil War re-enactment. - John Fugelsang



Republican Shenanigans

• Fox News announces GOP debate in one week
• Trump: Kasich "should not be allowed to compete in Ohio" primary 
• Trump insists there is ‘no violence’ at his rallies — ‘it’s a love fest’
• Muslim, Latino college students allegedly attacked by Trump supporter at Kansas gas station
• Breitbart reporter Michelle Fields resigns over Trump controversy
• 13 Times The Reagan White House Press Briefing Erupted With Laughter Over AIDS

Today is the birthday of both Mitt Romney & Ron Jeremy, whose respective careers have both been a little hard to swallow.- John Fugelsang

Oh Joy! A Trump Militia Is Forming
A group of Donald Trump supporters over the weekend called for volunteers to join a would-be militia aiming to protect voters against so-called “violent far-left agitators.”

Sanders Impresses Florida Voters By Jumping From Hotel Balcony Into Pool. - The Onion









Rock The Voter News

• Boris Johnson urges Obama not to intervene in EU debate 
• Hillary Clinton Tees Off on Trump, Toughens Stance on Trade
• Bernie Sanders Unveils Plan to Tackle HIV/AIDS 

"Trump is better for women than Hillary Clinton" - Caitlyn Jenner, who will never be poor and pregnant.
- John Fugelsang

So When Does It Become "Inciting Violence?"
Conservative commentator Ann Coulter late Sunday weighed into the debate over Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump's increasingly physical campaign events, calling for "a little more violence."

The Tea Party has really warmed up to Donald Trump.  All it took was a peek under the hood.- Tea Pain Tweet

The Benghazi Summer Special!
 Nearly two years after it was created, the House Benghazi Committee is plowing ahead — interviewing witnesses, reviewing documents and promising a final report “before summer” that is certain to have repercussions for Democrat Hillary Clinton’s bid for the presidency.

Business/Tech News

• Oil tumbles up to 4 pct, stockpile worry cuts short rally
• Stocks on edge ahead of Fed meeting; Marijuana economy booming
• China's Differing Paths of Economic, Military Influence
• Apple, McDonald's, Google and IKEA to face EU lawmakers over tax deals

Wall St crime, Two unpaid-for wars, & tax cuts for the richest wrecked the economy. That's why you teachers need to sacrifice. - John Fugelsang

Giant Wind Turbines. Bigger Is Better.
Efforts to increase wind power mean that turbine blades are getting bigger and bigger. But a new design in the works takes the idea to levels most people can barely imagine: Blades up to 656.2 feet long ...

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Odd News

• Cops: Man locked out of house locked up for unpaid fines
• London base jumper leaps safely off EU's tallest building
• Egypt jails Facebook administrator for three years after unfaithful wives comments
• Holy bat smell: 10 pounds of guano found in office's ceiling
• Rampant roosters rounded up in Australian city

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The Haʻiku Stairs, also known as the Stairway to Heaven or Haʻiku Ladder, is a steep hiking trail on the island of Oʻahu in Hawaii.

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