Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Glenn Beck airs ‘rape’ comedy skit to mock sexual assaults in response to Calif. shootings








Glenn Beck airs ‘rape’ comedy skit to mock sexual assaults in response to Calif. shootings

Glenn Beck’s The Blaze network recently created a comedy skit to illustrate a theory that women are not raped as often as studies have shown.

Just days after California shooter Elliot Rodger used his hatred of women as an excuse to kill six people, Glenn Beck presented a pre-recorded segment where co-host Stu Burguiere tries to prove that one and five women have not been victims of sexual assault.




Pat Robertson says husbands who do dishes should be rewarded by their wives with sex: "With each dish he’s saying, ‘I love you,’” and if you understood that and you say, ‘Darling, I got a treat for you … wait ’til we get behind closed doors and you’ll see the treat I have for you’ then, presumably, good things will happen."

I can't help what wondering what treat men are supposed to get for vacuuming. - Mad Kane










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The War On Clean Air

 This summer is likely to see a series of attacks by industry opponents of a U.S. plan to curb carbon emissions from power plants in a bid to stir voter anger ahead of elections in November, when voters in states such as Kentucky and West Virginia may determine whether Democrats keep control of the Senate.


On Monday, the Environmental Protection Agency is expected to propose new rules to crack down on power plant emissions, part of President Barack Obama's efforts to combat global climate change.




SO: 83 gun deaths a day and a sexual assault every 2 minutes in America don't require any legislation. But birth control coverage does? - LOLGOP









“Republicans have pounced. They’re outraged. They say, 'How dare you lie about caring for the people who got hurt in the war we lied them into?'” – Bill Maher







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Don’t make me go back to my old title...I had a show called “Politically Incorrect,” because, back then, political correctness had gotten so out of hand – I mean, blacks became “African Americans,” Mexicans became “Latinos” and Indians became casino owners. Broken homes became “dysfunctional families.”  Crazy people became “Fox News reporters.” - Bill Maher










I think Trump "pretends" to have a brain, that's the real reason for the comb over. ~ Marian Fisher




Mormon Utah Hates Small Businesses, Oktoberfest, and Just About Everything UnMormom

For the first time in 40 years, people attending Oktoberfest at the Snowbird Ski Resort may have to go without beer if the state of Utah has its way.







Whenever I meet Fox viewers, I say, "Look, ObamaCare isn't perfect but it did get Jay Leno canceled" and they cry.- LOLGOP



More False Hope?

After a mass shooting in California on Friday, House Democrats plan to press for action on gun control measures this week.


The no. 2 House Democrat told reporters that he and other Democrats are discussing whether to push for an amendment to a spending bill that would beef up background checks for those purchasing guns.








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Meanwhile, Back At The North And South Poles 

Big ocean waves whipped up by storms hundreds or even thousands of miles away from Earth’s poles could play a bigger role in breaking up polar sea ice and thus contributing to its melt more than had been thought, a new study suggests.



Maya Angelou, Our National Treasure Died Today




I was scouring Yahoo news this morning looking for material for ahnc, when I read of Maya Angelou's death. I reluctantly clicked on the comments, knowing that I would get incensed by the hateful comments. I did.

I took 2 screenshots of my comments and some of the responses. I was surprised to learn that Yahoo will not post the words, Ku Klux Klan or KKK, as shown in the 2nd graphic below. I was not surprised at the racists comments, and the ones below were tame.




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Texass Style

Bartenders at Scruffy Duffies in Plano, Texas refused to take down a handwritten sign that made light of domestic violence after a customer requested it be removed.


The sign read, “I like my beer like I like my violence. Domestic.”




Nothing pisses off Republicans like ending their wars, cutting their deficits and reversing their layoff crises. - LOLGOP






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Tuesday, May 27, 2014

How News Works.








Fox News’ Brian Kilmeade: ‘Respect’ your wife when she is wrong by calling her ‘baby doll’


Fox News host Brian Kilmeade on Monday advised viewers to show “respect” by challenging their wives to an argument, while calling them “baby doll.”

During a segment about author Richard Greenberg’s recent column on raising children, Fox & Friends host Steve Doocy distilled the tips down to the phrase: “Happy wife, happy life.”




In the United States, Democrats get their news from a comedian, Jon Stewart. Republicans get their news from the comedians at Fox News. - All Hat No Cattle








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China's War On Terror

China is continuing what it terms its war on terror in the far west province of Xinjiang, detaining five people and seizing 1.8 tons of bomb-making material.






It’s Fleet Week, when New York City plays host to the crews of three U.S. Navy ships and two Coast Guard clippers. But don’t worry, the Coast Guard clippers are NOT owned by Donald Sterling. - Seth Myers



Guess Who Said: "Your Dead Kid Don't Trump My Constitutional Rights.!" Hint...Wears Plunger On Head

Samuel Wurzelbacher gave his condolences this week to the families of the victims of the mass shooting near the University of California, Santa Barbara. But no tragedy is going to stop "Joe The Plumber" from defending the Second Amendment..."But: As harsh as this sounds – your dead kids don’t trump my Constitutional rights.".



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Call me crazy, but I hope someday women have more rights than guns do. - Josh Gondalman tweet



Republicans Are Pissing Off Veterans! Who Is Left To Vote For Them?

Major veterans’ groups this Memorial Day weekend harshly criticized the top Republican on the Senate Veterans’ Affairs Committee after he charged that the leaders of the service organizations are too cozy with embattled VA Secretary Eric Shinseki and won’t call for him to resign despite allegations of mismanagement and wrongdoing in his department.







Ignoring Donald Trump is the right stand and I'll do so as soon as he stops finishing higher than Marco Rubio in 2016 GOP primary polls.- LOLGOP




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Texas Tea Drinkers

 Texas conservatives are hoping to win two major Republican run-off elections on Tuesday, for lieutenant governor and attorney general, underscoring the Tea Party’s enduring influence in the state.



Misogyny denial is amazing. Even a 140-page manifesto can't cure it. - LOLGOP



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Hillary Releases Excerpts Of Her Upcoming Memoir

Hillary Clinton reflects on her long life in politics and her "unexpected" partnership with President Barack Obama in excerpts released Tuesday of her upcoming memoir.



I mean, when you hear the "Duck Dynasty" guy going off on homosexuality, like he did again this week, why even listen? What do you think he was going to say, the Tonys are nothing without Neil Patrick Harris? Folks, we had a televised celebrated interracial gay kiss during the NFL Draft. The culture war is over, and we won.- Bill Maher








No Shoes, No Shirt, Guns, No Service

This is the kind of thing gun rights activists in Texas apparently don't want to see anymore. A pair of videos uploaded to YouTube earlier this month show groups of people with semiautomatic rifles being refused service at Chili's and Sonic locations.



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Next up on Fox News: Is the White House Science Fair an attempt to brainwash America's youth into climate science? - TeaPartyCat Tweet



The Military Industrial Complex Marches On, By Providing Iron Man Suits

Move over, Tony Stark — the military could soon have its own "Iron Man" suit, a robotic exoskeleton designed to augment human abilities on the battlefield.

A prototype of the Tactical Assault Light Operator Suit, or TALOS, will be available later this month





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Each morning I read the obituaries and if my name is not listed, I read the comics.



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Monday, May 26, 2014

Memorial Day 2014








Obama makes surprise visit to Afghanistan for Memorial Day

President Obama arrived in Afghanistan on Sunday for an ­unannounced visit to mark ­Memorial Day with U.S. troops, now in the final months of America’s longest war, and to begin final discussions over the size of the U.S. force that will remain beyond the end of the year.




"Let us never forget their service and always be worthy of the sacrifices made in our name." —President Obama








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Humbled and awed at the sacrifices our armed forces and their families have made for our freedom and safety.- LOLGOP



Another Mass Murder

Just before he began he began randomly shooting his classmates in Isla Vista on Friday evening, Elliot Rodger forwarded a few dozen people his 141-page manifesto detailing his "twisted world" and plans for a "day of retribution" near UCSB. Among the recipients were Rodger's parents, who then raced toward Santa Barbara in a futile effort to stop their son from following through on his rampage.








If 3 men a day were killed by a partner or an ex, if women were the leading cause of injury to men, the news would talk about nothing else.- LOLGOP









The GOP. From Neo-Conservative to Neo-Confederate in two failed elections. - LOLGOP




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Americans who earn under $10 million/year pay a HIGHER tax rate than those who earn over $10 million & actual adult Republicans defend this.- LOLGOP







They Used To Wear Hoods, Now They Wear Robes

A Mississippi judge was accused of striking a mentally disabled black man and yelling, “Run, n-gger, run.”

The family of 20-year-old Eric Rivers filed a complaint against Madison County Justice Court Judge Bill Weisenberger in connection with the May 8 incident at the Canton Flea Market, reported the Jackson Clarion-Ledger.









Clearly a graduate of the GOP School of Community Relations

Nebraska mayor challenges atheists over faith-based event: ‘Take me to f-cking court — I don’t care’
An atheist group said a Nebraska mayor rudely dismissed their concerns over a possible church-state violation.

Omaha Atheists expressed their concern over a “Faith and Freedom” Memorial Day event Sunday that was sponsored by the city of La Vista, Neb







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"Impeach Obama! Treason!" Posted By Every Internet Troll Everywhere 

The CIA’s top officer in Kabul was exposed Saturday by the White House when his name was inadvertently included on a list provided to news organizations of senior U.S. officials participating in President Obama’s surprise visit with U.S. troops.



Astonishing:  White House mistakenly identifies CIA chief in Afghanistan. - Valerie Plame Wilson Tweet







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Our New Stealth Jet Can’t Land

There are big air shows in the UK this summer. The British public may be a little disappointed, however. The F-35B Joint Strike Fighter—the stealth jet that’s supposed to be able to take off and land vertically, like a helicopter—will be on display for the first time outside the U.S. But it won’t emulate the vertical landings that the Harrier family has made routine since the Beatles were playing dodgy nightclubs in Hamburg.



Republicans are going to completely blow 2016 if they don't hold their convention in #BENGHAZI.- LOLGOP








A new study found that legalizing marijuana in Colorado has created more than 10,000 jobs. And that's just selling lava lamps at Spencer's Gifts.- Jimmy Fallon






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