All Hat No Cattle: How News Works.

Fox News’ Brian Kilmeade: ‘Respect’ your wife when she is wrong by calling her ‘baby doll’

Fox News host Brian Kilmeade on Monday advised viewers to show “respect” by challenging their wives to an argument, while calling them “baby doll.”

During a segment about author Richard Greenberg’s recent column on raising children, Fox & Friends host Steve Doocy distilled the tips down to the phrase: “Happy wife, happy life.”

In the United States, Democrats get their news from a comedian, Jon Stewart. Republicans get their news from the comedians at Fox News. - All Hat No Cattle

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

China's War On Terror

China is continuing what it terms its war on terror in the far west province of Xinjiang, detaining five people and seizing 1.8 tons of bomb-making material.

It’s Fleet Week, when New York City plays host to the crews of three U.S. Navy ships and two Coast Guard clippers. But don’t worry, the Coast Guard clippers are NOT owned by Donald Sterling. - Seth Myers

Guess Who Said: "Your Dead Kid Don't Trump My Constitutional Rights.!" Hint...Wears Plunger On Head

Samuel Wurzelbacher gave his condolences this week to the families of the victims of the mass shooting near the University of California, Santa Barbara. But no tragedy is going to stop "Joe The Plumber" from defending the Second Amendment..."But: As harsh as this sounds – your dead kids don’t trump my Constitutional rights.".

Republican Shenanigans

Call me crazy, but I hope someday women have more rights than guns do. - Josh Gondalman tweet

Republicans Are Pissing Off Veterans! Who Is Left To Vote For Them?

Major veterans’ groups this Memorial Day weekend harshly criticized the top Republican on the Senate Veterans’ Affairs Committee after he charged that the leaders of the service organizations are too cozy with embattled VA Secretary Eric Shinseki and won’t call for him to resign despite allegations of mismanagement and wrongdoing in his department.

Ignoring Donald Trump is the right stand and I'll do so as soon as he stops finishing higher than Marco Rubio in 2016 GOP primary polls.- LOLGOP

Gov. Rick Perry (R-Texas)

Texas Tea Drinkers

Texas conservatives are hoping to win two major Republican run-off elections on Tuesday, for lieutenant governor and attorney general, underscoring the Tea Party’s enduring influence in the state.

Misogyny denial is amazing. Even a 140-page manifesto can't cure it. - LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

Hillary Releases Excerpts Of Her Upcoming Memoir

Hillary Clinton reflects on her long life in politics and her "unexpected" partnership with President Barack Obama in excerpts released Tuesday of her upcoming memoir.

I mean, when you hear the "Duck Dynasty" guy going off on homosexuality, like he did again this week, why even listen? What do you think he was going to say, the Tonys are nothing without Neil Patrick Harris? Folks, we had a televised celebrated interracial gay kiss during the NFL Draft. The culture war is over, and we won.- Bill Maher

No Shoes, No Shirt, Guns, No Service

This is the kind of thing gun rights activists in Texas apparently don't want to see anymore. A pair of videos uploaded to YouTube earlier this month show groups of people with semiautomatic rifles being refused service at Chili's and Sonic locations.

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Next up on Fox News: Is the White House Science Fair an attempt to brainwash America's youth into climate science? - TeaPartyCat Tweet

The Military Industrial Complex Marches On, By Providing Iron Man Suits

Move over, Tony Stark — the military could soon have its own "Iron Man" suit, a robotic exoskeleton designed to augment human abilities on the battlefield.

A prototype of the Tactical Assault Light Operator Suit, or TALOS, will be available later this month