Monday, March 30, 2026

‘The more they come down on us, the more we come together’: 14 No Kings protesters on where to go from here


Saturday's protests drew millions of people across the US and around the world. The Guardian spoke with some of them to see why they were there and what's...



In yet another indication of the heavy turnout for the No Kings rallies, over 400 of Elon Musk’s children attended the protests, according to estimates released on Sunday - Andy Borowitz









The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump



JD Vance is slowly realizing his 2028 run is dying because of Iran - Sean Strickland








Trump Should Have Paid TSA Workers Back In February
Transportation Security Administration (TSA) officers started to receive paychecks on Monday for back pay missed during the shutdown of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), which first lapsed on Feb. 14. 










In Iran, if a 12 year-old girl is forcefully impregnated by her father, she must carry the baby to term or spend life in prison. 
Oops! My bad. I meant Mississippi, Texas, and Alabama. - MP Arizona









In October 1993, Donald Trump testified before a House subcommittee on Native American affairs, questioning the racial heritage of tribal members operating casinos that competed with his own in Atlantic City. During this testimony, he stated, "They don't look like Indians to me, and they don't look like Indians to Indians".















Republican Shenanigans


Trying to figure out why Lindsey Graham would be at Disney World. - John Collins












I'm not kidding, the only way to avert a devastating global energy crisis and war is to leak the Epstein files and remove Donald Trump from office. It needs to happen right now - Liam Nissan








People of World Thank Iranian Hackers for Not Releasing Any Nudes of Kash Patel - Andy Borowitz









Kid Rock Gets Flyover By Apache Helicopter And Then Insults Governor Newsom. What A Guy, He Can Multitask!










It's funny how in the 90s white collar crime was super complex and deep. Enron, Bernie Madoff defrauding people with complex webs of lies for decades, etc. In our era it's just people committing crimes and being like lol what are you gonna do arrest me - woke8yearold









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Business/Tech News


april fools is canceled this year. there's no joke bigger than this economy - crestieyy









Apparently, The Oil Crisis Is Going To Get Much Worse...










Looking like crap increases your chances by 93% of running into someone you know at the grocery store.









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