Monday, August 7, 2023

Trump posts another attack on judge ahead of first court deadline

Mr Trump’s lawyers have until 5pm to respond to a government motion for a protective order barring the ex-president from publicly disclosing evidence turned over to his defence team by prosecutors

Trump’s Lawyers to Argue That Staring Directly at Eclipse Damaged His Brain. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

We currently have a judge appointed by a defendant to preside over that defendant's trial. Who could have predicted that wasn’t going to turn out well? - Bruce Steiner tweet

The Other Judge Not Appointed By Trump...

Restraining Order Prevents Trump From Coming Within 500 Yards of United States. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

"But why does Kunta Kinte keep running away from his free job training program?" 

-Ron DeSantis, trying to read Roots. - John Fugelsang tweet

Eww. Who'd Want To Buy Giuliani's Apartment?
Rudy Giuliani, the ex-mayor of New York City and one-time lawyer for former President Donald Trump, has listed his Upper East Side apartment for $6.5m amid legal challenges.

Ron DeSantis Announces He Will Live As Slave For One Year To Prove It Not Bad. - The Onion


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Rock The Voter News

Donald Trump just attacked the U.S. Women's Soccer Team for losing to Sweden.

Meanwhile, President Biden told the team, "you've made your country proud."

Whiteys' Tighties Are A Bit Tighter...

If y’all think “wokeness” is the reason our team lost at the World Cup, just wait till you learn about the country that beat us. - Justin Meeks tweet


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Business/Tech News

Where did Trump find these lawyers? He’d be better off with My Cousin Vinny or that dude from the Simpsons. - Chris Evans tweet

Uh, Oh. This Isn't Good.
More than 3,000 U.S. sailors and Marines reached the Red Sea on Sunday aboard the assault ship USS Bataan in response to Iran’s “harassment and seizures of merchant vessels,” according to the U.S. Naval Central Forces Central Command.

Just as President Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s Rural Electrification Act brought electricity to nearly every home and farm in America, President Biden is delivering on a historic commitment to connect everyone in America to affordable, reliable high-speed internet by 2030. - White House tweet

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