Monday, November 23, 2020

The President Is Hosting A Super Spreader Event Thanksgiving Day

The White House plans to hold an indoor holiday reception next week just days after Thanksgiving despite ongoing COVID-19 outbreaks at the compound, and against the advice of

Time to play America's favorite game, What Stupid Bullsh*t Are These Morons Going To Try Today. - Jeff Tiedrich


The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

If you think this is all insane, just remember it's only going to get worse.  Because he's going to get worse.  He can't change the result, but he's going to get wilder as he becomes increasingly more desperate. - George Conway


My Gawd, Imagine Breathing In This Guy's Spittle!
A man seen forcefully exhaling on two women outside President Donald Trump's Virginia golf course has been charged with assault.

You eat sausages your whole life but you refuse vaccine because you don’t know what’s in it. - Julian Popov


Republican Shenanigans

The masked shall inherit the earth. - TheTweetOfGod


Guys, trump supporters are threatening to not vote in the Senate runoffs in Georgia because it is rigged.

I don't know about you but I would feel totally owned if they do that. - Covie tweet



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You'd think right-wing Christians would notice if a plague affected both Trump & Giuliani's first-born sons. - John Fugelsang


The work we began with the Paris Agreement is far from done. I'm returning to government to get America back on track to address the biggest challenge of this generation and those that will follow. The climate crisis demands nothing less than all hands on deck. - John Kerry


Where In The World Does Trump Get These Cheesy Attorneys?
The attorney leading President Donald Trump’s recount effort in Wisconsin voted illegally according to his own legal argument that in-person absentee ballots should be thrown out. So did his wife.

I'm not worried about a second lockdown, because I already know all the best places in my house to cry. - Conan O'Brien



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Remember a few weeks ago when we were like oh my God how can so many people vote for Trump, and now we’re like oh my God how can so many people threaten to burn this country down for Trump. - Sarah Cooper


Business/Tech News

I support a peaceful transition to prison. - Andy Borowitz


At The Rate The U.S. Is Going, We're Diving Into The Great Virus Abyss.

Soon we’ll have a real president who cares that over 250k Americans have died and over 12 million have been infected by the coronavirus. Not only care, but actually put in place a national strategy to save lives rather than engage in what amounts to negligent homicide. - Steven Beschloss 



Where were you when President Kennedy was assassinated?

I'll go first.

I was 14 and in the ninth grade in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, headed to my Latin class when a student ran by shouting that the president was shot and is dead. He just kept repeating that over and over. I ran to my Latin class and my teacher, Sister Anne, looked at me directly in the eyes and nodded yes. Her eyes were filled with tears. I sat down at the nearest desk, crumbled is more descriptive. The principal came over the loudspeaker and we listened to a radio report for several minutes. We said a prayer and were told to go home. 

My father died the year before. I felt so lost.

But they both inspired my politics to this very day.




  1. Ah, Lisa, I remember the day Kennedy was assassinated. I was 18. on a Sunday morning in Brisbane, Queensland Australia, and I too cried. That also marked my continuing interest in United States Politics. Lisa, you kept me sane (I am a Vietnam vet with PTSD) during the George W. Years, and you continue to do so during this rape of democracy by the mad emperor without clothes. With much love and warmth and appreciation. Norm Wotherspoon

  2. I was in 3rd grade and it was one of those ominously gray days. The principal called our teacher into the hallway and she in turn told the class. I remember so well that moment of shocked silence before the first classmate burst out into a wail. And we all followed suit or sat stock still, unbelieving. It was as stunning to us then as 9/11 was years later.