Monday, May 11, 2020

THE BAD NEWS: White House Is Infected With Coronavirus. But The GOOD NEWS IS

Trump administration officials spent the weekend scrambling as they attempted to do contact tracing for Katie Miller, Vice President Mike Pence's press secretary who tested positive for coronavirus last week.

I miss the days when Trump was just going to kill one guy on 5th Avenue. - Bill Ader

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Wow. The White House has become a Covid-19 hotspot. 

Sending thoughts and bleach. - George Takei

Navy's Top Admiral Self-Quarantines

I think the Trump presidential library should just be a cemetery. - Don Winslow

Republican Shenanigans

How is he not sick yet? Doctors, please investigate if orange spray tan and urine hair dye repel the coronavirus. - Randi Mayem Singer

Maybe We Shouldn't Trust Leaders With Wackadoodle Hair? 
Groups representing UK business and workers have blasted the government's plans to ease coronavirus lockdown rules, complaining that crucial details on how companies should prepare for a safe return to work are missing.

The White House having to be quarantined due to their own stupidity is a delicious plot twist. - Hamish Mitchell


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Rock The Voter News

FUN FACT:  The people that are tellin' you our COVID-19 death/infection numbers are "artificially inflated" are the same idiots that believed Hillary ran a global pedophile ring out of a pizza parlor. - Tea Pain

Fight over Trump's finances moves to Supreme Court
The high-stakes legal confrontation could result in historic rulings on a president's immunity from investigation while in office and Congress' oversight powers.


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Business/Tech News

What’s your favorite Trump lie? Mine is that he “works so hard that he frequently misses meals”. - NotHoodlum tweet

China Planning To Hack United States' Coronavirus Data To Save Chinese People

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.” - Franklin D. Roosevelt


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