Monday, December 23, 2024

Trump again calls to buy Greenland after eyeing Canada and the Panama Canal





First it was Canada, then the Panama Canal. Now, Donald Trump again wants Greenland. The president-elect is renewing calls he made during...



He's planning to build an empire.


Trump Says Bone Spurs Will Prevent Him From Participating in Seizure of Panama Canal. - Andy Borowitz









The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump


Reading replies from Trump supporters on the Panama Canal
I now realize Trump would have never been President if a single MAGA had read a book 
Like,
Any book 
Ever. - William Buecker







Denmark Must Be Laughing At Trump








 


National Search Underway for Even One Person who Voted for Elon Musk. - Andy Borowitz



 







Republican Shenanigans



Mike Johnson Begs Jesus to Rapture Him Up. - Andy Borowitz









I Wonder How Many Scaramuccis This Bromance Will Last



 







Marge said she was going to expose all her Republicans colleagues if the Gaetz report came out. 

Well, @RepMTG. - Molly Ploofkins











Musk's DOGE dept should be renamed Knowledgeable Leaders Engineering Program Transformation Oversight (KLEPTO). - Andy Borowitz

 








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Rock The Voter News


The House Ethics Committee report on Matt Gaetz is everything Republicans dreamed Hunter Biden’s laptop would be. - Andrea Junker

 





 



Well, To Think Republicans Wanted To Keep This Secret.
The House Ethics Committee found “substantial evidence” that former Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz paid women — including a 17-year-old girl — for sex and used illegal drugs while in Congress, according to a long-awaited report that was released on Monday.


 


Restraining Order Requires Gaetz to Stay 500 Feet Away from All Human Life. - Andy Borowitz


 








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Business/Tech News


Elon Musk's presidency will be the Cybertruck of presidencies. - Andy Borowitz




 

Consumer Confidence Drops. Gee, I Wonder Why?
US consumer confidence tumbled in December from the previous month amid Americans' growing uncertainty over the economic outlook in the year ahead.






Panama is going to go full MAGA: Make America Go Around. - Alex Cole









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Odd News




Time To Deflate Photo
Wishing you all a Merry Christmas filled with family, friends and great food. I'll return on December 26.

Peace.


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