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Friday, February 2, 2024

'What a F*cking A**hole the Guy Is': Biden Privately Lets Loose on 'Sick F*ck' Donald Trump

'What a F*cking A**hole the Guy Is': Biden Privately Lets Loose on 'Sick F*ck' Donald Trump

President Joe Biden privately speaks of former President Donald Trump in sometimes vulgar terms, according to Thursday’s West Wing Playbook in Politico.

Politico noted that during a speech last month in Pennsylvania, Biden recalled Trump getting chuckles from a crowd when talking about Paul Pelosi, who was attacked by an intruder with a hammer. “What a sick–” Biden told the crowd before stopping himself.

This isn’t news anymore; everyone knows he’s an ass who’ll attack virtually anyone who displeases him. Stop just f**king stop. Every is exhausted with that orange a**hole. - MobBossTrump

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Vladimir Putin ordered Donald Trump and his traitors in Congress to use U.S. immigration reform as an excuse/wedge to stop sending military aid to Ukraine. That's all this is folks, a heist to steal an entire country. - Liam Nissan

Trump Trial Delayed. Sheesh.

Donald Trump’s March 4 trial date on federal charges he conspired to overturn the 2020 election has disappeared from the D.C. District Court’s calendar, confirming that his fight over whether he is immune to the charges will delay the case.

The delay could have a ripple effect on other cases pending against the former president. The change in Washington makes it likely that Trump's first criminal trail will be in New York, where he is charged with falsifying business records on a scheme to pay hush money to an adult film star and a former Playboy mode. That trial tentatively set for March 25.

CIA Director: Okay, so it’s agreed, we force Taylor & Travis to date, fix a series of NFL games, & then have them come out for Biden at the Super Bowl.

CIA Agent: If we have this much power, why not just throw Trump in jail?

CIA Director: BECAUSE WE LIKE TO HAVE FUN, OK KYLE?! - Jay Black

Trump Claims Taylor Swift Was Born in Kenya. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

I keep seeing these stupid opinion pieces asking "How much does he have to be fined before he stops?"
Seriously? After 50 years of this goddamn guy, you're still asking if he's learned his lesson?
Trump isn't going to stop. Ever. Until he lives out his final days in prison. - Stonekettle

Dear God, A Hidden Room At Mar-a-Lago.
Special Counsel Jack Smith’s team questioned multiple witnesses about a closet and a “hidden room” that FBI agents did not enter while executing a search warrant at former President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago residence in August 2022, according to ABC News.

This ain’t really that hard of a prediction, but here goes…

Trump still has undiscovered secret documents in his possession far worse than anything we’ve learned about so far. You can de-bank on it! - Tea Pain

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It amuses me that the current epidemic of Taylor Swift Syndrome is going to have MAGA World cheering on the city they otherwise hate the most--liberal and super-gay San Francisco. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

Will Texas Pull A Brexit?

Leader of the Texas Nationalist Movement Dan Miller claims there is growing support for the state's independence, following a recent battle with President Joe Biden over border security.

This comes as The Texas Supreme Court recently declined to hear a case brought by the separatist group, seeking the state’s independence from the United States.

A petition was signed by 139,000 residents

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Business/Tech News

I've analyzed my spending and it turns out my most expensive habits are "eating & having a roof over my head" - The Other 98%

Trump's Beancounter May Spill Those Beans And It Will Be Glorious!

Allen Weisselberg, the former longtime chief financial officer of the Trump Organization, is negotiating a deal with Manhattan prosecutors to plead guilty to perjury, according to The New York Times.

The deal would require Weisselberg to admit that he lied while testifying at Trump’s recent civil fraud trial and in an earlier interview with the New York attorney general’s office, sources told the outlet.

I will dance naked when he is dead. - SarahB

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Thursday, February 1, 2024

Trump's PAC Has Just $5 Million in the Bank After Blowing $50 Million on Legal Fees

Trump's PAC Has Just $5 Million in the Bank After Blowing $50 Million on Legal Fees

Disclosures indicate that Trump’s campaign and the various political action committees supporting it blew through tens of millions of dollars in 2023, leaving him cash-strapped heading into 2024.

Trump PAC still paying Melania's stylist $18K a month for 'strategy consulting' - Tea Pain

Melania Trump made her Stylist pay his own transportation from store to store picking up her clothing & delivering them to TT. Melania told me to tell Hérve, “SAVE THE RECIEPTS!” & she’d pay him back (not a cent more). She did NOT like to pay. TRUMP PAC is paying for Melania’s clothing. - Stephanie Winston Wolkoff, author of Melania & Me

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Want to stop "Illegal Immigration?"

Prosecute the American Businesses and individuals who hire "undocumented illegals" to the fullest extent of laws already on the books.

The "Border Problem" would end in 6 months. - Brandon Unger

Just Secede, Already!
Rep. Chip Roy (R-Texas), who has said Texas should ignore the Supreme Court’s order allowing federal authorities to remove barbed wire along the southern border, compared the decision Tuesday to the 1857 high court ruling that upheld slavery.

In the last eight presidential elections, the Republican candidate won the popular vote exactly once.

When Republicans talk about "taking our country back," what country do they mean? - Middle Age Riot

Republican Shenanigans

I was just making my bed and pulled the fitted sheet too tight, lost my grip, and accidentally punched my own face.

This must be what it feels like to be a woman voting Republican. - Jess Piper

Aw, Poor Kari Lake, She's Almost Broke! Maybe Trump or the RNC Can Help. Oh, Wait.

Republican Senate candidate and MAGA darling Kari Lake is entering the 2024 campaign season at a massive financial disadvantage compared to her competitors.

To date, Lake has raised just $2 million to fund her U.S. Senate campaign, which immediately follows her failed 2022 bid to be the Grand Canyon State’s governor. Worse yet, she has just $1 million in the bank and owes over $300,000 in debt.

'It will be an army of pissed-off Swifties that take down Trump.'
- Jimmy Kimmel

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Trump Endorsed By Union of American Embalmers. - Andy Borowitz

Pass The Smelling Salts, The House Passed A Bipartisan Bill!
The House passed a $78 billion tax bill on Wednesday that boosts the child tax credit and reinstates business deductions that were rescinded during the Trump administration, sending the bipartisan, bicameral legislation to the Senate for consideration.

Remember when Covid hit and people needed help to make ends meet and Democrats didn’t vote for a stimulus bill because it would make Trump look good before the election? Me neither pass the immigration bill republicans. - James Scott

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Business/Tech News

Tom Cotton asking a Singaporean if he belongs to the Chinese Communist Party is like asking a Scot if they root for England in the World Cup. - Ron Filipkowski

Say It Ain't So, Mon.

The U.S. government has raised its travel alert level for Jamaica amid a spate of murders in the Caribbean nation, urging Americans to reconsider visiting the island "due to crime and [unreliable] medical services."

The State Department announced the change, to its Level 3 travel advisory, for Jamaica just a few days after it issued a warning about the Bahamas, which remained at a Level 2 advisory, urging Americans to "exercise increased caution," despite a series of murders there.

Has anyone seen a single report on cnn, foxnews or msnbc about the recent discovery that the Trump WH pharmacy handing out narcotics like a the 80s Colombian cartel selling cocaine?
Even a single news story? - Keith M.

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Wednesday, January 31, 2024

Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders signs law restricting release of her travel, security records

Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders signs law restricting release of her travel, security records
Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders signed a law Thursday restricting release of her travel and security records after the Legislature wrapped up a special session marked by a fight to more broadly scale back the state Freedom of Information Act.

How conveeeeeeeeeeeenient.

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

If we could just stop electing adults who believe in Noah’s Ark that would be great. - Jen

When Republican Lies Influence People...
Justin Mohn, a 32-year-old Pennsylvania man, is in police custody after allegedly murdering and decapitating his father, claiming the latter was a “federal employee” and a “traitor.”...Throughout the rant, Mohn spouts several far-right talking points

Melania: "If she gets $83.3 million, I should get about a billion."

Republican Shenanigans

Trump lawyer Alina Habba is the millennial Rudy Giuliani. - Middle Age Riot

Donald Trump threw Alina Habba under the ambulance she was chasing. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

Haley Uses The Age Card

GOP presidential candidate Nikki Haley unveiled a new line of attack on former President Trump and President Biden’s age and mental acuity, calling them “Grumpy Old Men.”

Haley’s campaign said in a Wednesday release that the series will feature various aspects of what the country should expect from Trump and Biden if they are the nominees come November, “More chaos, confusion, drama, and a refusal to debate.”

Melania Considering Marrying E. Jean Carroll. - Andy Borowitz

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DECISION 2024:
Taylor Swift tours America’s stadiums, making millions, while Donald Trump tours America’s courtrooms, losing millions.
I CHOOSE TAYLOR. - Andy Borowitz

Trump Plans to Neutralize Taylor Swift’s Impact By Using “Much Better Singer” Wayne Newton. - Andy Borwitz

Biden Will Visit Toxic Train Derailment Site

President Joe Biden will visit East Palestine, Ohio on the one-year anniversary of the Norfolk Southern train derailment that became a toxic disaster.

The Feb. 3, 2023 derailment of a Norfolk Southern train that was carrying toxic chemicals outraged local residents, caused health and environmental problems, and led to calls for increased regulations. It also led to pressure on the president to visit the site, which he promised to do last March.

Even if you hate Donald Trump, I want you to join me in prayer for him tonight.

Dear God, we pray that Judge Engoron hits the mf with a $400M judgment on Friday.

Amen. 🙏 - Captain Obvious

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Business/Tech News

I’m a hard pass on letting a billionaire put a chip in my brain. - John Collins

So, How Did The Senate Judiciary Hearing Go...

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) on Wednesday blasted Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Meta, over the company’s content moderation policies, specifically regarding children and teenagers, which was the subject of a Senate Judiciary Hearing Committee hearing.

“Mr. Zuckerberg, you and the companies before us, I know you don’t mean it to be so, but you have blood on your hands,” Graham said as cheers erupted from spectators in the hearing room.

New national Quinnipiac poll just out:

50% Biden
44% Trump

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