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Wednesday, November 8, 2023

Democratic wins in US state votes boost Joe Biden

Democratic wins in US state votes boost Joe Biden

Joe Biden's Democratic party has secured victories in a series of US state and local elections, providing a boost for the president as he...

How’s that culture war working out for y’all Republicans? You’re losing big chunks of women voters because you forgot that at some point all of this becomes a fundamental question of individual liberty. - Rick Wilson

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

GOP Accuse Women Voters of Meddling in Ohio Election. - Andy Borowitz

It Is Insane That One Senator Has So Much Power
Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-Ala.) and Senate Republicans are racing to find a solution to his hold on more than 400 military promotions but are coming up empty-handed as frustration mounts and his blockade hits the eight-month mark.

Every Trump endorsed candidate lost.

For a guy who wins so many polls, he sure loses a lot of elections. - Alex Cole

Republican Shenanigans

Democrats crushed it. They've been crushing it since 2020, with President Biden leading the way.

Let them say he's too old. Let them say what they want. The truth is, he has the votes and he's going to win.

Suck on that, you Russian GOP MAGA traitor Christo-fascist sell-outs. - Jane of the North

Ivanka Suffers Memory Loss

Ivanka Trump has said she cannot recall details of property deals she worked on at her father's company as she gave evidence in a civil fraud case that threatens his business empire.

A judge has already found Donald Trump and two adult sons, Eric and Donald Jr liable for fraud, ruling they inflated assets to secure favourable loans.

Ivanka Trump is a lot younger than President Biden & she can’t recall anything. - Evan

The Republican Party is performin' like every other Trump-managed property. - Tea Pain

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Biden's polling is so underwater that Democrats won Virginia and Kentucky tonight. If he keeps doing this poorly, Democrats will win the House, the Senate, and the Presidency next year. - BlackKnight10K

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I'm not voting for Joe Biden because he hasn't fixed the check engine light on my car. - chrismorley

Don't Bogart That Joint...

Seven in 10 respondents in a new Gallup survey said they support the legalization of marijuana in the U.S., the first time Gallup has registered support that high.

The new poll, published Wednesday, found that 70 percent of respondents believe that the recreational drug should be legalized in the country, while 29 percent of those surveyed said the recreational drug should remain illegal.

It was nice of SCOTUS to leave Roe up to the States. Now they can watch voters telling them to "f*ck off" over and over again. - thedesertginger

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Business/Tech News

Elon Musk paid $44 billion to turn this website into a right-wing psyop to try to shift public opinion and all he ended up doing was deluding MAGA extremists into thinking they were the majority. LOL. - Brett Meiselas

Mortgage Rates Drop, But Will Home Prices?

Mortgage rates saw the biggest one-week drop in over a year last week, causing the first increase in mortgage demand in a month.

Total mortgage application volume rose 2.5% last week, compared with the previous week, according to the Mortgage Bankers Association’s seasonally adjusted index.

Those of citizens who showed up yesterday and gave a big old f*ck you to the Republican agenda, well done. You made a difference, and big one for a lot of people.

It's not over though. It's NEVER over. You have to keep showing up, every day, forever. That's what duty is. - Stonekettle

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Tuesday, November 7, 2023

Election Day 2023 live updates: Kentucky, Ohio, Virginia among key state races

Election Day 2023 live updates: Kentucky, Ohio, Virginia among key state races

Voters are heading to the polls Tuesday in several states with key offices and issues on the line. The 2023 contests could provide clues...

Democracy: the only sport where all you have to do to win is show up. - MuellerSheWrote

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Operation let the dumbass take the stand was a success. - James Scott

So, Israel Is Going To Occupy Gaza, Again. This Is Only Going To Get Worse.

Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said Israel will take “overall security responsibility” in Gaza after the war between Israel and Palestinian militant group Hamas.

“I think Israel will, for an indefinite period, will have the overall security responsibility, because we’ve seen what happens when we don’t have it,” Netanyahu said in an interview with ABC News on Monday. “When we don’t have that security responsibility, what we have is the eruption of Hamas terror on a scale that we couldn’t imagine.”

Stormy Daniels: “Donald Trump measures his penis the same way he measures his properties.”

Objectively speaking, Donald Trump is a complete POS and the fact that so many people worship him is a testimony to the power of racism and the lack of decency in this country.

Seriously, do better. - John Pavlovitz

Republican Shenanigans

I’m making a prediction right now. Ivanka is going to wear all white on Wednesday, to try to look innocent and angelic. Maybe I’m wrong about it, but I just wanted to verbalize it ahead of time. - Trixie

Sen. Tim Kaine Thinks It's Going To Get Worse

Sen. Tim Kaine (D-Va.) shared concerns Monday over the war between Israel and Hamas in Gaza, saying he’s had to consider whether it could escalate into a global conflict amid rising tensions across the Middle East.

Trump Tells Judge He Is Not the Boss of Him. - Andy Borowitz

I’m not a Democrat, but it sure seems to me like there’s a lot of premature panicking about Joe Biden going on right now among Democrats. Sheesh Dems, toughen up a little, will ya? - Joe Walsh

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“I Never Lie About Numbers,” Says Man Who Claims to Weigh 215 Pounds. - Andy Borowitz

Taylor Swift May Save Democracy. 🤞You Go, Girl!

Taylor Swift has an Election Day message as Americans across the country head to the polls: “Voters gonna vote!”

The “Cruel Summer” singer urged her fans to make time for the ballot box Tuesday in an Instagram Stories post for her 275 million followers.

Dear Mike Johnson, Lindsey Graham and Tim Scott:

I don’t have a problem with you guys being secretly Gay but I do have a problem with you guys being openly anti-Gay. - Captain Obvious

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Business/Tech News

Trump Claims Mar-a-Lago Worth a Billion Dollars If You Count Stolen Documents in Safe. - Andy Borowitz

Foreign Investors Are Leaving China
China logged an unprecedented foreign direct investment deficit last quarter in the latest sign that Beijing is facing an almighty battle to revive the world's second-largest economy after years of harsh zero-COVID lockdowns.

PSA: If anyone is in the market for a 10,000 square foot Manhattan apartment that can expand to 30,000 square feet when you have guests over or need a loan, stay tuned. - 7Veritas4

Has anyone tried making a vaccine out of Keith Richards? - DocAtCDI

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Monday, November 6, 2023

Trump clashes with New York judge as fraud trial devolves into chaos

Trump clashes with New York judge as fraud trial devolves into chaos: Live updates

Former President Trump clashed frequently with the judge overseeing his New York fraud trial as the former president took the witness stand earlier Monday.

As terrible as the Trumps are on the stand, they've done an excellent job of distracting from the fact that they've already been found liable for fraud. - Schooley

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

NY attorney: Did you get copies of statements in 2021?

Donald Trump: I was so busy in the White House with China, Russia, and keeping the country –

NY attorney (interrupts): You were not the President in 2021.

Israel Gives Gazans Fours Hours To Evacuate

The Palestinian Ministry of Health said that the death toll had risen to 10,022, including, 4,104 children, since the start of the fighting that followed an Oct. 7 surprise attack by Hamas that killed 1,400 people in Israel.

The health ministry said Monday that eight Palestinians had been killed in attacks on a pair of hospitals in Gaza City...Following 24 hours of consistent attacks, Israel announced another four-hour pause in the fighting Monday morning to allow civilians to safely evacuate to the southern end of Gaza.

Dear MSM: stop saying the reason why Trump can’t behave himself in court is because the course is so personal to him. He’s almost 80 years old, he’s not a child. He’s a fraud, a con, a liar who has zero respect for the rule of law. - Irishrygirl

There is no justice as long as Donald Trump is not in prison. - Mark Romano

Republican Shenanigans

Yes, I grew up Evangelical.

No, it’s not normal for a father to have his teenage son act as his accountability partner for the porn he consumes. - Jess Parker

Does it concern you that someone who believes that dinosaurs were on Noah’s ark is Speaker of the House? - brucesteiner

Polling, Schmolling...
Former President Donald Trump holds an edge over President Joe Biden in a series of hypothetical matchups among registered voters in four key swing states, new polling from The New York Times and Siena College shows.

If google maps kept sending you to the wrong location, you'd stop using it for directions.

Not so for polling, apparently. - Rachel Bitecofer

Donald Trump attacking the judge in his trial is exactly what you'd expect from someone who stared into a solar eclipse and promoted horse dewormer as a Covid treatment. - Melanie D'Arrigo

Trump Ashamed By Sons’ Poor Lying Skills. - Andy Borowitz

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With Christ as his adviser, President Trump will win the hearts of the jury by reading his favorite passages from the book of Salms. - Gary Peterson

David Axelrod Was Wrong About Hillary In 2016 and He's Wrong Now. Jerk.
Former senior White House adviser for Barack Obama, David Axelrod floated the idea on Sunday of President Joe Biden dropping out of 2024 race after a new poll showed him trailing Donald Trump in several states.

President Obama was trailing NEWT GINGRICH in swing states at this point in 2011.

Don't remember David Axelrod telling him to drop out. - Covie

Supreme Court Rules Anyone Who Had Abortion Under Roe Must Be Re-Impregnated. - The Onion

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Business/Tech News

I am proud to have signed into law legislation that will lower prescription drug costs for millions of Americans. - President Biden

Conservative Christians Are Uneducated, Hence They Are Prone To Conspiracy Theories! Easy Peasy!

This year’s American Values Survey, conducted by the Public Religion Research Institute (PRRI) with the Brookings Institution, shows that the American people are very conflicted and increasingly do not possess a shared set of beliefs or values across a wide range of political issues. Key findings include a growingly disproportionate amount of support for political violence, a willingness to ignore the rule of law to win political power, and a belief in untrue conspiracy theories amongst Republicans as compared to Democrats.

It's wild that some conspiracy theorists think there's a secret group of billionaires controlling everything, when the truth is that they're not secret at all and we can clearly see what they are doing. - StrictlyChristo

How has Trump not been held in contempt of court yet? Still be treated with kid gloves. - Matt Murphy

Biden Invests In Amtrak

The Biden administration will announce a $16.4 billion investment for rail projects along Amtrak’s Northeast Corridor on Monday as part of the overall investments in infrastructure by President Biden, a longtime Amtrak user.

The funding will go to 25 passenger rail projects and will come from the bipartisan infrastructure law’s overall $66 billion investment in rail. The projects are an effort to move “the United States closer to his vision for world-class passenger rail,” an official said.

On this day in 1860, Abraham Lincoln, 51, wins the U.S. presidency. Although his name is absent from the ballot in 10 slave states, Lincoln wins a majority of the popular vote in the North. Within 45 days, South Carolina will leave the Union.

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