Thursday, August 3, 2023

Trump releases attack on Jack Smith's wife just hours before arraignment

 Former President Donald Trump's campaign issued a statement attacking special counsel Jack Smith and his wife just hours before being arraigned ...



I’m betting this is the day Donald Trump pulls himself together and starts acting presidential. - Rex Huppke







The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

MAGA: My Ass Got Arrested. - BlackKnight10K tweet





Methinks DeSantis Has Already Slit His Throat



The greasy fail boy who said ‘we are going to start slitting throats on day one’ in reference to federal employees was a NAVY JAG in charge of legal advice to SEAL Team One & GITMO interrogating men we called terrorists, fyi. - Noel Casler




Ginni Thomas Flees Country on Superyacht. - Andy Borowitz




Has Jared Kushner Turned On Trump?






Just a thought here, but anyone  charged with more than 75 felony counts should probably be held without bail. - Hamish Mitchell




Barack Obama has a Nobel Peace Prize. Donald Trump has his tiny little fingerprints on file in a federal courthouse. - Jeff Tiedrich






She Needs To Retire To Retain Her Dignity



Donald Trump's lawyer says, "President Trump" is present.

Judge Upadhyaya says, "Good afternoon, Mr. Trump."

LOL





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Business/Tech News

"It is a crime to influence a juror." 
Judge Tanya Chutkan to Donald Trump
3 Aug. 2023






Bitcoin Bonnie & Clyde Bite The Dust





The judge just told Trump that he may be held pending trial if he does not comply with the conditions of his release. He will 100% not comply with the conditions of his release. He will violate the conditions tonight. - Jason Overstreet







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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
Lollipop Rock, White Pocket, Arizona.

Peace.


Wednesday, August 2, 2023

Trump indicted for efforts to overturn 2020 election and block transfer of power



Trump indicted for efforts to overturn 2020 election and block transfer of power
Donald Trump was indicted on felony charges Tuesday for working to overturn the results of the 2020 election in the run-up to the violent riot by his supporters at the U.S. Capitol, with the Justice Department acting to hold him accountable for an unprecedented effort to block the peaceful transfer of presidential power and threaten American democracy.



Let me just say that this indictment is not a cause for celebration. It’s a cause for getting drunk off your ass and dancing in the streets naked. - Andy Borowitz






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that the number of pages in the indictment is…45. - George Takei






Trump Only Hires The Best Lawyers



When Rudy goes to prison, his reunion with the Genoveses should be fun. - Hamish Mitchell







If today's indictments are 45 pages on purpose, I think we've finally met the guy who is playing 3D chess. And it's not Donald. - Mrs. Betty Bowers







Jack Smith is missing a shoe because it’s in Trump’s ass. - Andrea Junker



Republican Shenanigans

It’s going to be truly awe-inspiring to watch the party that has insisted for decades that felons should not have the right to vote argue that one should be elected President of the United States.






Shakespearean Shysters 
The Justice Department (DOJ) is teeing up the possible disqualification of the attorney representing Walt Nauta, one of former President Trump’s alleged co-conspirators in the Mar-a-Lago case, warning the lawyer may have conflicts of interest after representing numerous witnesses in the probe.





Pence couldn't even write Trump's name, he used pronouns instead!



Mike Pence took advice from Dan Quayle, the former Vice President who thought Latin was the official language spoken in Latin America. - Sundae Divine







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Rock The Voter News






Whew. At Least 60% Of The USA Is Sane.
The Supreme Court’s approval rating remains at its record low of 40 percent, according to a new poll, which mirrors the rating measured in September before the start of the court’s eventful latest term.


Fun fact: Mike Pence knew of the conspiracy ahead of time and said nothing. He’s avoided testifying at every opportunity since. He is no profile in courage. Never has been. Never will be. - Jeff Timmer








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I think Elon has been so helpful. Thanks to him, any woman can drop his name on a first date, and if the dude across the table starts singing his praises, she knows immediately to excuse herself, go to the bathroom, and climb out the window. - PopeAwesomeXIII tweet






Business/Tech News

After Trump’s arraignment he will travel back to his Bedminster golf club where he pays  $700 in property taxes on 113 acres of prime NJ real estate by keeping 8 goats and pretending its a farm, he also pretends its a cemetery and buried one of his ex’s on the back nine. Class. - Noel Casler





Sounds As Though Fitch Is Not A Fan Of A Coup Attempt.



Espionage and treason are punishable by death.

Enjoy the rest of your day. - MayoIsSpicyy








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Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo
This small carving of a water bird was created 33,000 years ago. Sculpted in mammoth ivory, it was found in Germany in 2002 and it's the earliest known representation of a bird.

Peace.


Tuesday, August 1, 2023

Trump Posts He Will Indicted At 5 P.M.

Trump Posts He Will Indicted At 5 P.M.
...I hear that Deranged Jack Smith, in order to interfere with the Presidential Election of 2024, will be putting out yet another Fake Indictment of your favorite President, me, at 5:00 P.M. Why didn’t they do this 2.5 years ago? Why did they wait so long? Because they wanted to put it right in the middle of my campaign. Prosecutorial Misconduct!



Know who isn't getting indicted again? the email lady. - Jeff Tiedrich







The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Biden is keeping Space Command in Colorado, undoing Trump's order to have the base relocated to Alabama.

Tuberville f'd around with the military and found out. - BlackKnight10K tweet







You’ll always remember where you were when Donald Trump was indicted for the third time. - Rex Huppke tweet



Wow, I Agree With A Conservative.







Republican Shenanigans

Trump Promises Donors Not to Spend Any of His Forty Million Dollar Defense Fund on Giuliani. - Andy Borowitz





I Wonder If Trump Ever Regrets Not Giving Michael Cohen A Position When He Was Elected in 2016







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Rock The Voter News

With all the scandals surrounding Hunter Biden, I’ve decided to not vote for him and will vote for Joe Biden. - Captain Obvious tweet





One Less Lawsuit For Trump
A Pennsylvania state judge ruled Monday that an election worker cannot sue former President Trump over statements he made sowing doubt in the 2020 election results while in office, finding the statements are protected by presidential immunity.









The Hunter Biden hearing with Devon Archer totally backfired on Republicans. Archer said there were no bribes taken, Joe Biden wasn’t involved at all and that the lies Republicans have spread are not true.

Every Hunter Biden hearing has made the Republicans look ridiculous. - Harry Sisson tweet







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Business/Tech News

I'm pretty sure Elon is going to clone himself, fall in love with himself, and move to Mars. - Christopher David





Quick, Buy A Drone Before They're All Gone!







“I'm not offended by jokes about stupid blondes because I know I'm not stupid and I'm not really blonde either.” - Dolly Parton

 






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