Wednesday, August 2, 2023

Trump indicted for efforts to overturn 2020 election and block transfer of power

Trump indicted for efforts to overturn 2020 election and block transfer of power
Donald Trump was indicted on felony charges Tuesday for working to overturn the results of the 2020 election in the run-up to the violent riot by his supporters at the U.S. Capitol, with the Justice Department acting to hold him accountable for an unprecedented effort to block the peaceful transfer of presidential power and threaten American democracy.

Let me just say that this indictment is not a cause for celebration. It’s a cause for getting drunk off your ass and dancing in the streets naked. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that the number of pages in the indictment is…45. - George Takei

Trump Only Hires The Best Lawyers

When Rudy goes to prison, his reunion with the Genoveses should be fun. - Hamish Mitchell

If today's indictments are 45 pages on purpose, I think we've finally met the guy who is playing 3D chess. And it's not Donald. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

Jack Smith is missing a shoe because it’s in Trump’s ass. - Andrea Junker

Republican Shenanigans

It’s going to be truly awe-inspiring to watch the party that has insisted for decades that felons should not have the right to vote argue that one should be elected President of the United States.

Shakespearean Shysters 
The Justice Department (DOJ) is teeing up the possible disqualification of the attorney representing Walt Nauta, one of former President Trump’s alleged co-conspirators in the Mar-a-Lago case, warning the lawyer may have conflicts of interest after representing numerous witnesses in the probe.

Pence couldn't even write Trump's name, he used pronouns instead!

Mike Pence took advice from Dan Quayle, the former Vice President who thought Latin was the official language spoken in Latin America. - Sundae Divine


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Rock The Voter News

Whew. At Least 60% Of The USA Is Sane.
The Supreme Court’s approval rating remains at its record low of 40 percent, according to a new poll, which mirrors the rating measured in September before the start of the court’s eventful latest term.

Fun fact: Mike Pence knew of the conspiracy ahead of time and said nothing. He’s avoided testifying at every opportunity since. He is no profile in courage. Never has been. Never will be. - Jeff Timmer


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I think Elon has been so helpful. Thanks to him, any woman can drop his name on a first date, and if the dude across the table starts singing his praises, she knows immediately to excuse herself, go to the bathroom, and climb out the window. - PopeAwesomeXIII tweet

Business/Tech News

After Trump’s arraignment he will travel back to his Bedminster golf club where he pays  $700 in property taxes on 113 acres of prime NJ real estate by keeping 8 goats and pretending its a farm, he also pretends its a cemetery and buried one of his ex’s on the back nine. Class. - Noel Casler

Sounds As Though Fitch Is Not A Fan Of A Coup Attempt.

Espionage and treason are punishable by death.

Enjoy the rest of your day. - MayoIsSpicyy



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
This small carving of a water bird was created 33,000 years ago. Sculpted in mammoth ivory, it was found in Germany in 2002 and it's the earliest known representation of a bird.


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