All Hat No Cattle

Tuesday, March 1, 2022

A mini edition

Just had a conversation with @POTUS. The American leadership on anti-Russian sanctions and defense assistance to Ukraine was discussed. We must stop the aggressor as soon as possible. Thank you for your support! - President Zelensky tweet this morning

Manufacturers of Performance-enhancing Drugs Impose Sanctions on Russia. - Andy Borowitz

Putin Bans State Media From Using Words “War,” “Invasion,” and “Small Penis” - Andy Borowitz

You know what would be a nice distraction from WWIII? Locking up a few Trumps. - NotHoodlum tweet

US Cancels Putin's Membership in Netflix. - Andy Borowitz

OK, We Have To Like Elon Musk Again

SpaceX's Starlink terminals have arrived in Ukraine, according to a Ukrainian official.

In a Monday tweet, Ukraine's vice prime minister, Mykhailo Fedorov — who is also the minister of digital transformation — posted a photo that appears to show a truckload of Starlink terminals, saying they are now in the country and thanking SpaceX CEO Elon Musk.

"You are most welcome," Musk responded.

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Trump Claims He Advised Putin To Skip Invasion And Just Redraw Map With Sharpie. - Andy Borowitz

To Show Support For Putin Trump Makes Eric Join Russian Army. - Andy Borowitz

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Notice that Republican support for Putin ended at the exact same time that Russian money stopped flowing. must be just one of those strange coincidences, I guess. - Jeff Tiedrich

A headline to make the oligarchs shudder:

#NEWS: Monaco to freeze assets & impose sanctions on Russians

Prince Albert said Monaco has “adopted & implemented without delay procedures for the freezing of funds & economic sanctions identical to those taken by most Euro States.” - Jim Sciutto, CNN

I totally forgot about the worse than Watergate story about Hillary Clinton that Fox News broke a few weeks ago. It went the way of the Freedom Truckers.

Off the road. - Jeremy Newberger

“I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas, but what I decided to do was to fulfill my profession”

The moment I heard this clip in 1992 on the 5 o'clock news, I was 9, doing homework in my mom's room. I knew I would rock with her for a very long time. - Mr. Weeks tweet

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Monday, February 28, 2022

A brief edition dedicated to Ukraine.

Must be pretty awkward down at Mar-a-Lago considering the biggest hero on planet Earth right now is the very same dude he got impeached for extorting. - Liam Nissan

Oleksandr Usyk, Ukraine’s boxing champion from Crimea enlisted with territorial defense, "If we run out of ammo, we’ll punch them in the face."

New Zelensky address: “When I planned to become a president, I said that each of us is the president. Because we are all responsible for our state. For our beautiful Ukraine. And now it has happened that each of us is a warrior... And I am confident that each of us will win.”

For the first time in a long and infamous career, Putin looks stupid. It must come as a shock to him. - Stephen King

Can Zelensky Outsmart 400 Assassins?

We Are About To Find Out.

The Kremlin ordered hundreds of Russian mercenaries in the Ukrainian capital of Kyiv to assassinate President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, The Times of London reported...Some 400 of them were deployed to Kyiv, while others were sent to the pro-Kremlin regions of Donetsk and Luhansk, the newspaper reported.

Artists everywhere understand that freedom - political, personal, and artistic - is essential to a healthy and vibrant society. That is the society Ukraine wants and deserves. We stand with all who fight to that end. - Mikhail Baryshnikov

Sir Paul McCartney

We are witnessing a renaissance of democracies worldwide fighting fascism brought upon by the fascist, Putin. The irony of it all.

I am humbled by the bravery of Ukraine as they reinvigorated my love of the USA and all who fought fascism. #UkraineVictory

Mother Nature displays Ukraine's colors to show her support.

Peace and love to all, especially Ukraine.

Sunday, February 27, 2022

Oh Happy Day

I'm alive.

I'm halfway through my meds. No pain.

I can smile although I am very weak, but strong enough to get online, at long last. All of this is due to the excellent medical care I received.

I will be back as soon as possible. I need to.

May we all be as brave as President Zelensky of Ukraine.

I gotta say, the world uniting against Vladimir Putin feels pretty damn good.

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During his inaugural address in 2019, Zelensky told lawmakers: “I do not want my picture in your offices: the President is not an icon, an idol or a portrait. Hang your kids' photos instead, and look at them each time you are making a decision.”

Peace for Ukraine.

Friday, February 25, 2022

Update

Well, yesterday I had some tests, an IV to relieve the pain, and prescribed 3 medications. This is far from over.

I doubt if I will ever eat cheese again.

Thank you all for your good wishes.

Wednesday, February 23, 2022

Sick Days

I have food poisoning from cheese. It knocked me out yesterday. The pain was stunning.

I'm on a food and medicine regimen and hope to return on Friday, if all goes well.

Thank you for visiting.

Monday, February 21, 2022

GOP wishes happy Presidents Day to past presidents except Biden

GOP wishes happy Presidents Day to past presidents except Biden

The Republican National Committee's official GOP Twitter handle marked Presidents Day with an attack on President Biden. The GOP tweeted a collage of images of past Republican

President's Day would be a good day to indict Donald J. Trump. - Jim Wright

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Am I the only journalist who remembers that Donald Trump's first impeachment was over his withholding aid to Ukraine as he tried to get info from Zelensky on Hunter Biden to use against Joe Biden in the 2020 election? - Victoria Brownworth

Mexico Takes A Shot A Ted Cruz. Score!

The Mexican government shot back at Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) after he accused the country of "undermining the rule of law," retorting that its political candidates actually acknowledge when they lose an election.

"I beg your pardon, SIR, but here in AMERICA we don't call that a tortilla; we call it a wrap!"

-an outraged Tucker Carlson,
to his server,
in a Mexican restaurant. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Wouldn't it be great if we could vaccinate our kids to prevent them from catching things like racism, ignorance, and intolerance? - Angela Mathews

Friends of Jeffrey Epstein Suicide Watch
Former fashion agent and Jeffrey Epstein associate Jean-Luc Brunel was found dead in his Paris cell this weekend, the result of an apparent suicide according to authorities. Texas Sen. Ted Cruz tweeted that story with a question about Hillary Clinton’s whereabouts on Saturday.

I’m old enough to remember when folks who stole classified documents were called spies.. - Eileen Marie Sarah tweet

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Rock The Voter News

China beating us economically is one thing, but Canada trying to steal our Crazy Crown is an act of war. - Conan O'Brien

Pray For Putin?
A tweet from Christian Evangelical leader Franklin Graham, calling for his followers to "Pray for President Putin today," and not the people of Ukraine who are living in fear they will be invaded by Russia has set off a wave of criticism on Twitter.

Why the f*ck would anyone pray for Putin unless it was for, I don't know, his untimely end? - BlackKnight10K

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Business/Tech News

“Truth” is what you call your social media platform when “Grift” is too on the nose. - Middle Age Riot

The US Arrests Waaaaaay Too Many People
Having a criminal record in the U.S. may be more common than it seems, as new research suggests more than half of unemployed men in their 30s living in the U.S. have a history of being arrested or convicted of a crime.

Fear of being mistaken for a Republican is enough to make me wear a mask until 2030. - Middle Age Riot

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Friday, February 18, 2022

Russian TV Head Fawns Over ‘Wonderful’ Tucker Carlson, Publicly Encourages Putin to Agree to Interview with Fox News Host

Russian TV Head Fawns Over ‘Wonderful’ Tucker Carlson, Publicly Encourages Putin to Agree to Interview with Fox News Host

The head of Russian propaganda outlet Russia Today (RT) has been offering effusive praise for Tucker Carlson recently, and publicly urging Russian President Vladimir Putin to grant the Fox News host an interview, according to a new report by The Daily Beast.

If it weren’t for 81M voters, Donald Trump would have personally welcomed Putin to Ukraine already. - Santiago Mayer

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

The difference between Donald Trump and other organized crime bosses is that Al Capone and John Gotti were never stupid enough to run for president. - Middle Age Riot

I can't believe Hillary Clinton invaded Ukraine, arrested peaceful Canadians, and ruined that 15 year-old Russian girls Olympic routine, all while trying to run for President again.

If you can't believe it either, go watch Fox News today and you will. - Jeremy Newberger

Apparently, Tennessee Encouraging More Legal Gun Deaths

Legislation introduced in the Tennessee state legislature this month is raising alarms from the state's police union and gun control advocates who say it could turn the streets into the "old West."

Two bills in the state assembly and state senate, HB 254 and SB 2523, would amend Tennessee law and designate "a person who has been issued an enhanced handgun carry permit" as a member of law enforcement.

Trump’s gone from shootin’ people on the Fifth to pleadin’ it. - Tea Pain tweet

Republican Shenanigans

Sean Spicer has WHINED that the media treats Jen Psaki better than him.

Raise your hand if it's because JEN IS BETTER THAN HIM! - Jon Cooper

My Guess Is That Liz Cheney Will Run For President in 2024
Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) said he is supporting attorney Harriet Hageman’s bid to unseat Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY) in this year’s Republican primary.

You know your party is really f*cked up when Liz Cheney looks better than the rest of you by comparison. - OhNoSheTwitnt

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Rock The Voter News

Trump: "If Ivanka wasn't my daughter, I'd be dating her"

And 75 million Americans are like "That's my President!" - Don Winslow

Tish James just subpoenaed cocaine to testify against Don Jr. - The USA Singers tweet

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Business/Tech News

Jimmy Kimmel on Trump being ordered to sit for a sworn deposition: “They’re looking for a Bible tiny enough for him to put his hand on to swear him in”.

Baby Formula Recall
Abbott voluntarily recalled several of its baby formula products after four infants reportedly got sick. The powder formulas were distributed across the country, and possibly exported to other countries, the Food and Drug Administration said.

Jimmy Carter’s warning: “Our great nation now teeters on the brink of a widening abyss.”

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