Tuesday, March 1, 2022

A mini edition

Just had a conversation with @POTUS. The American leadership on anti-Russian sanctions and defense assistance to Ukraine was discussed. We must stop the aggressor as soon as possible. Thank you for your support! - President Zelensky tweet this morning

Manufacturers of Performance-enhancing Drugs Impose Sanctions on Russia. - Andy Borowitz

Putin Bans State Media From Using Words “War,” “Invasion,” and “Small Penis” - Andy Borowitz

You know what would be a nice distraction from WWIII? Locking up a few Trumps. - NotHoodlum tweet

US Cancels Putin's Membership in Netflix. - Andy Borowitz

OK, We Have To Like Elon Musk Again


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Trump Claims He Advised Putin To Skip Invasion And Just Redraw Map With Sharpie. - Andy Borowitz

To Show Support For Putin Trump Makes Eric Join Russian Army. - Andy Borowitz


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Notice that Republican support for Putin ended at the exact same time that Russian money stopped flowing. must be just one of those strange coincidences, I guess. - Jeff Tiedrich

A headline to make the  oligarchs shudder:

#NEWS: Monaco to freeze assets & impose sanctions on Russians
Prince Albert said Monaco has “adopted & implemented without delay procedures for the freezing of funds & economic sanctions identical to those taken by most Euro States.” - Jim Sciutto, CNN

I totally forgot about the worse than Watergate story about Hillary Clinton that Fox News broke a few weeks ago. It went the way of the Freedom Truckers. 

Off the road. - Jeremy Newberger

“I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas, but what I decided to do was to fulfill my profession”

The moment I heard this clip in 1992 on the 5 o'clock news, I was 9, doing homework in my mom's room. I knew I would rock with her for a very long time. - Mr. Weeks tweet



Time To Deflate Photo

Happy Mardi Gras, New Orleans.  Laissez les bons temps rouler. My favorite city in the world.



  1. You killed it today, Lisa. Great edition. Thanks.

  2. Wow! When you come back, you don't fool around. Thanks for giving me a big guffaw.