A mini edition

Just had a conversation with @POTUS. The American leadership on anti-Russian sanctions and defense assistance to Ukraine was discussed. We must stop the aggressor as soon as possible. Thank you for your support! - President Zelensky tweet this morning

Manufacturers of Performance-enhancing Drugs Impose Sanctions on Russia. - Andy Borowitz

Putin Bans State Media From Using Words “War,” “Invasion,” and “Small Penis” - Andy Borowitz

You know what would be a nice distraction from WWIII? Locking up a few Trumps. - NotHoodlum tweet

US Cancels Putin's Membership in Netflix. - Andy Borowitz

OK, We Have To Like Elon Musk Again

SpaceX's Starlink terminals have arrived in Ukraine, according to a Ukrainian official.

In a Monday tweet, Ukraine's vice prime minister, Mykhailo Fedorov — who is also the minister of digital transformation — posted a photo that appears to show a truckload of Starlink terminals, saying they are now in the country and thanking SpaceX CEO Elon Musk.

"You are most welcome," Musk responded.

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Trump Claims He Advised Putin To Skip Invasion And Just Redraw Map With Sharpie. - Andy Borowitz

To Show Support For Putin Trump Makes Eric Join Russian Army. - Andy Borowitz

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Notice that Republican support for Putin ended at the exact same time that Russian money stopped flowing. must be just one of those strange coincidences, I guess. - Jeff Tiedrich

A headline to make the  oligarchs shudder:

#NEWS: Monaco to freeze assets & impose sanctions on Russians

 

Prince Albert said Monaco has “adopted & implemented without delay procedures for the freezing of funds & economic sanctions identical to those taken by most Euro States.” - Jim Sciutto, CNN

I totally forgot about the worse than Watergate story about Hillary Clinton that Fox News broke a few weeks ago. It went the way of the Freedom Truckers. 

Off the road. - Jeremy Newberger

“I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas, but what I decided to do was to fulfill my profession”

The moment I heard this clip in 1992 on the 5 o'clock news, I was 9, doing homework in my mom's room. I knew I would rock with her for a very long time. - Mr. Weeks tweet

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Time To Deflate Photo

Happy Mardi Gras, New Orleans.  Laissez les bons temps rouler. My favorite city in the world.


Peace.