Monday, November 9, 2020

Trump refuses to concede

President Trump has told close advisors that he is considering running for president in the 2024 election, according to a report from Axios.
Trump has yet to concede defeat to Democrat Joe Biden in the 2020 election, but networks have projected the former vice president as the winner as Trump would likely have to win a series of recounts in multiple states to win the election.


At this point, it's the OJ Bronco chase of presidencies. - John Fugelsang




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Biden has been elected for two days and we already have a vaccine! - Travis Allen




Transition Funds For Biden Blocked?
The federal government General Services Administration has declined to provide funding to the Biden campaign’s transition team as President Donald Trump contests the results of the 2020 election...The agency historically moves within a day of the election, which took place on November 3 this year.





Can we all be adults for a minute? Trump may be a pathological liar, a racist, misogynistic moron but can we please keep in mind that he's also a mass murderer? - Kona Lowell




Republican Shenanigans

I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium. - Zach Bornstein




Trump Has Election Fraud Proof! Obituaries!
According to an Axios report late Sunday evening, President Donald Trump is slated to “brandish obituaries of people who supposedly voted but are dead,” and continue to hold political rallies following his loss to President-elect Joe Biden.


Open the cages. 

Let the brown kids out. 

Put the Trump family in. - Stonekettle


 



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Kamala's father was from Jamaica, her mother was from India, she was born in California and her husband is a Jew.
How much more American could she possibly be?




Rock The Voter News

I support Trump demanding a nationwide re-count bc then we could watch him lose the popular vote for a 3rd time. - John Fugelsang

 


Gamblers Bet Trump Won't Concede Soon

I don't know, but it sure seems to me like not calling the race when the outcome is obvious in states like PA and NV gives the president more time to spout misinformation. - Nate Silver

 


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Man Who Declared Bankruptcy Six Times Somehow Unable To Concede Defeat. -  Andy Borowitz

 


President Donald Trump and Vice President Mike Pence celebrated and appeared to take credit for Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine success on Monday, though the federal government did not fund the vaccine's research and development. 


The Trump Presidential Library will be that little cart the trustee wheels around the cell block - Jeff Tiedrich

 


 


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An island off of Playa Brasilito in the Canton of Santa Cruz, Guanacaste. Or about 10 minutes away from my doorstep.

Peace.

Friday, November 6, 2020

Karma Says HEY: Abraham Lincoln was elected President 160 years ago today

Biden Takes Leads In Pa., Ga., Putting Him On Cusp Of Electoral College Win
Three days after Election Day, Democratic nominee Joe Biden took narrow leads in Pennsylvania and Georgia, according to The Associated Press, putting him on the cusp of a victory in the Electoral College.


IVANKA: My father...
MAJORITY IN AMERICA: Shut the f*ck up. - Jeremy Newberger 





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Trump is asking everyone to report voter fraud, so I just reported trump to trump. - Sarah Cooper





How Stalinesque of Steve Bannon
Former top Trump aide Steve Bannon’s podcast was permanently suspended by Twitter and had an episode yanked from YouTube after he implied that FBI Director Christopher Wray and leading government infectious-diseases expert Dr. Anthony Fauci should be beheaded and have their heads put on pikes outside the White House.


Russia is f*cked.  Consequences. - Kurt Eichenwald



Biden built a blue wall, and Donald Trump is going to pay for it. - Angry Staffer tweet






Petty Is, As Petty Does.
Fox News, the cable channel that has been one of President Trump's most important supporters, has instructed its anchors not to call Joe Biden the "President-elect" when the network calls the race, according to two memos obtained by CNN Business.


The funniest thing about this whole situation is that Trump is relying on Rudy Giuliani to save him. - The USA Singers tweet





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It's like Hunter Biden doesn't exist anymore. - Kellum Dander






Rock The Voter News






Don't worry Evangelicals & Franklin Graham, this is all in God's hands.- Andrew Goss





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Business/Tech News

Donald Trump has been bullying science for the last seven months. Well he’s about to get his ass handed to him by science‘s older brother: math. - Steve Hofstetter

 


 

Grocery Chains Are Limiting Toilet Paper Again.


I promise you this: I’ll end Donald Trump’s chaos and end this crisis. - Joe Biden

 


 


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I highly recommend horseback riding on the beach in Costa Rica. The horses will ensure you an incredible time.


Peace and love.

Thursday, November 5, 2020

Trump tweets 'stop the count' as legal vote counting continues

President Trump on Thursday demanded that ballots stop being counted in the presidential race, as returns showed his path to reelection significantly narrowed against Democratic nominee Joe Biden, remarks his campaign later sought to clarify.


We'll know the election results when every ballot is counted. That's how democracy works. - Hillary Clinton





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Let it never be forgotten that Detroit showed up when America needed it. The blackest city in America. Put some respect on its name and it’s people. - Sam Richardson





Trump's Spiritual Advisor Hears Voices In Her Head.


Dear Paula White -

You voted for Grab Em By The Pussy to turn away war refugee children, you Godless prosperity-Gospel Megachurch fraud.   

Even pro-choice ppl don't pray for 'Satanic pregnancies' to spontaneously abort, you devoid-of-Jesus Snake Oil factory. - John Fugelsang






Did Paula White cure the Coronavirus with her podium slapping techniques? No? Okay. - Jesse Lifson


Republican Shenanigans





Lotsa Trump supporters tweeting about REJECTED BALLETS. had no idea they were so cultured. - Sarah Cooper






Half of America Supports the Orange Infection
Dozens of angry supporters of President Donald Trump converged on vote-counting centers in Detroit and Phoenix as the returns went against him Wednesday in the two key states, while thousands of anti-Trump protesters demanding a complete tally of the ballots in the still-undecided election took to the streets in cities across the U.S.


Big shout out to the election workers in Arizona being threatened/intimidated by armed Trumpers while they’re doing their job. - Josh Marshall





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Ivanka Trump Applies for Job as Biden’s Daughter. - Andy Borowitz

 




Seriously? McConnell Tries To Spread Stupid Rumor About Biden's Cabinet Picks.






Biden: "I will work as hard for those who didn't vote for me as for those who did."
Trump: "I will get QAnon to hack into Hunter Biden's Alexa." - Andy Borowitz


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Business/Tech News

Math has been Trump’s nemesis since he hired that guy to take his SATs. - Andy Borowitz

 




Jared Kushner Prepares To Evict Hundreds of Tenants





Joe Biden: "Be patient, folks. Votes are being counted, and we feel good about where we are."


 When you go out and someone is wearing the same outfit as you




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Peace and love.