Friday, April 17, 2020

Former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen being released from prison amid coronavirus

Former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen being released from prison amid coronavirus
President Donald Trump’s former lawyer and longtime fixer Michael Cohen will be released from federal prison to serve the remainder of his sentence in home confinement amid the coronavirus pandemic, a person familiar with the matter told The Associated Press.


The truth:The virus was here before the China travel ban at the end of January. Trump did nothing while the virus spread through the U.S. in February and into March. So we were unprepared—short of tests and medical equipment. So we lost many more lives and jobs than we had to. - Bill Kristol





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Every expert says widespread testing is necessary to safely reopen the country.
Virtually no state or local official we’ve spoken to says they have the capacity for widespread testing.
How will this be fixed by May in a country of 330 million people? - Jim Sciutto, CNN


Maybe the Media Should Televise Trump's Daily Coronavirus Briefing Because His Approval Ratings Are Dropping!
Approval for President Donald Trump’s response to the coronavirus crisis is deep underwater for the third week in a row in an ABC News poll, and for 4 of the 5 weeks, the poll has been conducted.






The party of “pro-life” is trying to kill you. - The Woman in the Moon tweet


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It would be a gift to the world and would probably save a lot of lives if Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz never made another television appearance for the rest of eternity. - adrienneelrod tweet

Flori-duh's Governor Reopens Some Beaches
 Florida’s governor on Friday gave the green light for some beaches and parks to reopen if it can be done safely, and north Florida beaches became among the first to allow allow beach-goers to return since closures because of the coronavirus.




Kellyanne Conway Tests Positive For IQ-19. - Andy Borowitz

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In retrospect, the Hunger Games had a lower child death rate than what Dr. Oz is suggesting. - Conan O'Brien





This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
The new Air Force One instruction manuals will cost the U.S. another $84 million on top of the billions being paid to Boeing for two new presidential aircraft, the Pentagon announced this week.





‘You’ve Served Me Well, But This Has Gone Too Far’ Says Oprah Loading Shotgun After Watching Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil Fox News Appearances. - The Onion

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Fox News Producer Tasked With Calculating How Long It Would Take To Get Kid Rock A Doctorate. - The Onion





Remember When Presidents Wanted Lower Gas Prices?
President Donald Trump's victory lap for convincing Russia and Saudi Arabia to cut production looks awfully premature.
US oil prices plunged another 8% Friday, finishing at a fresh 18-year low of $18.27 a barrel. At one point, crude dropped to $17.33 a barrel -- the weakest price since November 2001.


I spent most of my adult life in the military. 30 years and 3 wars later, and I'm going to offer you this advice: When politicians and TV consultants and start talking about "acceptable losses," that's when you should maybe consider who the REAL enemy actually is. - Stonekettle





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Mama bird found an unused car during the quarantine.

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Thursday, April 16, 2020

Trump To Pump Up Death Toll

Trump's new guidelines for states are aimed at reopening parts of US, lifting coronavirus restrictions
President Donald Trump is set to issue new guidelines to states on Thursday aimed at easing social distancing restrictions and reopening parts of the country as the U.S. grapples with the economic fallout of the coronavirus pandemic.  

Just when you thought Birthers couldn’t be any worse, they went and became Deathers. - Adam Parkhomenko




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‘Barber…I Was A Barber,’ Says Man Struggling To Recall Life Before Pandemic. - The Onion






Imagine What China Thinks of Trump
President Trump has lambasted the WHO for accepting Beijing's assurances about the coronavirus outbreak, but he repeated them, as well.
Here are 15 times Trump hailed China for its push to prevent a pandemic  — an effort that ultimately failed




Reported US coronavirus deaths: 
Feb. 15: 0 deaths 
Mar. 15: 65 deaths 
Apr. 15: 30,844 deaths - Ryan Struyk, CNN 





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Even cocaine is like, "Dude, you're freaking me out right now." #PressBriefing - Miles Kahn 





Puppet Sends Ventilators To Putin
The Russian government said it would "certainly accept" President Trump's offer to donate ventilators to treat coronavirus patients in the country.
Trump said Wednesday that the U.S. would be willing to send ventilators to Russia, noting that "they're having a hard time in Moscow. We're going to help them."


Defunding WHO in the middle of a pandemic is like pulling the plug on firefighters in the aftermath of 9/11. - Christiane Amanpour, CNN




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I will not endorse Joe Biden until he commits to coming round here and telling me that I'm right about everything. He has to earn my vote. And cleaning up our garage wouldn't hurt either. Maybe cooking us a light supper. - Michael Marshall Smith





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Sure Obama is endorsing Biden, but where is his long-form endorsement?? - Stephen Colbert






Navy Having Second Thoughts About Firing Captain Who Was Trying To Protect His Sailors
The Navy is looking into whether it can reinstate Capt. Brett E. Crozier, who was removed from command of the carrier Theodore Roosevelt after he pleaded for more help fighting a novel coronavirus outbreak aboard his ship, Defense Department officials said Wednesday.


Reporting with a face mask is hard. “I’m a reporter,” I said to a woman walking out Whole Foods. She tried to give me money. “Oh I thought you said you need a quarter,” she said. - Christian Hetrick




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If oil goes any lower, Exxon Mobil might have to layoff some members of Congress. - Joseph Fahmy




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At least 28,000 dead.
At least 22 million out of work.
The guys who want you to blame immigrants have decimated America while the immigrants just keep on working. - LOLGOP





Small Businesses Get Screwed By Big Businesses 
Major U.S. restaurant chains are starting to secure government-backed loans that Congress created to protect small businesses during the pandemic, fueling concerns that big corporations will siphon away rapidly dwindling funds.


Can we all agree to temporarily raise the bar for what’s considered an “alcoholic?” - Conan O'Brien





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A galaxy behind the star cluster NGC 6752. taken on my birthdate in 2019 by Hubble.

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Wednesday, April 15, 2020

Coronavirus testing hits dramatic slowdown in U.S.

Coronavirus testing hits dramatic slowdown in U.S.
Despite efforts to expand, the continued glitches in the U.S. testing system are threatening to impede attempts to re-open the economy and return to normal life.


Fauci Says It Could Be Another Several Months of Him Dealing With This Asshole. - Andy Borowitz



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Covid Forces Putin To Lay Off Ten Thousand Election Meddlers. - Andy Borowitz





Trump: Red State Good. Blue State Bad.
Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo of New York has repeatedly complained that his state has been shortchanged by the $2 trillion economic stabilization package passed last month...Cuomo cited one estimate that said Nebraska would get about $379,000 per case while New York would only get $12,000.







We were the 45th country to impose travel restrictions on China. - Joe Lockhart

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The U.S. had a program that put scientists all over the world to identify viruses early so we could get a head start on vaccines and treatments.
The program was working in the exact lab in Wuhan that identified coronavirus in January.
Trump shut the program down last September. - Sen. Chris Murphy





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Indianapolis radio host Tony Katz asked Indiana Republican Congressman Trey Hollingsworth to respond to critics who might say reopening the economy will “get people killed,” and Hollingsworth responded that the loss of life would be the “lesser of two evils” compared to the economic harm of keeping businesses shuttered.



My God, Is Sarah Huckabee Sanders Taking  Male Hormones?


Trumps name hasn’t been on this many checks since he had Cohen paying off Prostitutes.
But that was an entirely different kind of Stimulus. - Mike Farb




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I do find it hilarious that Bernie got sick of the Berners too... - Jason Elias




Elizabeth Warren's endorsement is particularly moving considering that today is the 7th anniversary of the Boston Marathon bombing. - Hillary Warned Us tweet




If history is any guide, Trump’s name on a check means that the check will bounce. - Andy Borowitz

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Aetna Honors All The Brave Insurance Debt Collectors Continuing To Work In This Difficult Time. - The Onion




Interesting. Island Bound Rich People Are Getting Tested for Coronavirus Antibodies.
Things are different in Fisher Island, the exclusive enclave off Miami Beach that is one of the wealthiest places in America. No uninvited outsiders are allowed in. Entrance is permitted only by boat.
And everyone who lives or works there can now get tested to see if they have developed protective antibodies to the coronavirus.





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This is a Motmot. They live in a nearby Guanacaste tree. I couldn't snap a picture of it so I found this photo on one of the Internets.

Peace.