This is how I feel today!

It is worth watching to the end -- tons of symbolism.

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Poll: Clinton has 90 percent odds of winning
Monday’s results found Clinton leading Trump 45 percent to 42 percent in the projected popular vote on the night before Election Day.


Hillary will win. Trump is going to sue. Repeat.


Who had more of a mandate than Obama in 2008? And the GOP treated him as if he'd won the presidency in a cereal box.- LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Iraqi experts probe mass grave site found near IS-held Mosul
• Netanyahu attacks Israeli media, singles out investigative journalist
• Seoul, Tokyo close to inking security cooperation pact

Trump's going to show us when he gets his Twitter account back and tweets the nuclear codes.- LOLGOP

From Arkansas To GITMO
It's "going away" day for one Arkansas Army Guard unit. Soldiers of the 119th Mobile Public Affairs Detachment are on their way to Cuba for nine months.


Republican Shenanigans

• Trump claims Patriots quarterback Tom Brady voted for him — despite the QB saying he hasn't even voted yet
• Coulter: Trump would win 50 states if only people with US-born grandparents voted
• After flirting with white-supremacists for months, Trump ends campaign with an unmistakably anti-Semitic ad

Kellyanne Conway, being pulled over: 
Ma'am, you were going 90
I wasn't going anywhere
What
I'm not in a car
What
This is a hammock
- Olivia Nuzzi

Another Cheney In The House?
All but guaranteed to win the U.S. House seat once held by her father, former Vice President Dick Cheney, Liz Cheney made a final campaign swing Monday through Wyoming's energy hub cities of Gillette and Casper.

71% say Trump has the temperament to assault the first woman president. - LOLGOP

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Rock The Voter News

• First Election Day results: Dixville Notch goes for Clinton
• Obamas combine forces with the Clintons to fend off Trump

My 11 year-old daughter just made up a great joke: I bet Donald J. Trump brags that his middle initial stands for genius. - Jen Crittenden


Palin & Trump Will Soon Be In SNL's Greatest Hits
Clinton's campaign pushed back against Palin. "We are grateful to Sarah Palin for coming to remind Ohioans that voters here rejected Trump's brand of fear-mongering and divisive politics eight years ago.

Trump: "They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. And today, they're bringing votes."- Andy Borowitz

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Absolved of the crime of using email. Still under investigation for being an ambitious woman who committed herself to a life of service.- LOLGOP

"Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." ~ Neil Gaiman

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Awkward.

I lost the Business and Odd News sections. :(  But posted anyway!

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Time To Deflate Photo

May this shining country go to sleep tonight in the arms of a good woman.

Peace.

Here she comes...

College kids, if you're refusing to vote in this election because "I don't like my options" good luck with life after graduation.- OhNoSheTwitnt

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Islamic State brutality comes to light after military advance
• Russia Preparing For War? More Missiles, Submarines For Poland As Baltic Warmongering Escalates In Europe
• Filipino militants 'abduct German, kill wife on yacht'

FBI Director Comey stepping back from rigging election for Trump proves election rigged against Trump, says Trump. - John Fugelsang

Comey Flips More Than A Crack House Mattress 
James Comey should not simply be fired as director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. He must be barred forever from any form of public service.
In the last 10 days, Comey has whipsawed the election for president of the United States. Now we know he did it for no reason.

The Borowitz Report: According to Clinton-campaign sources, the new slogan is designed to appeal to suburban women, a group of voters that has historically opposed blowing up the planet.

Republican Shenanigans

• Trump transition eyeing Rudy as AG, Newt as Sec of State, Reince as possible chief of staff  :-O
• Donald Trump Jr. defends retweet of 'assassination attempt' claim 
• The New York Times used 2 full pages to print all of Donald Trump's insults from the campaign
• Chris Wallace says GOP should drop Clinton email investigations if she is elected: "America’s got other problems."

This Tuesday ask yourself how happy you want to make David Duke, ISIS, Putin, the KKK, Kim Jong-un, the American Nazi Party & this guy.- John Fugelsang

Donald Trump Is Guaranteed To Win An Emmy For His Alec Baldwin Impression. - John Fugelsang

Trump To Privatize Roads
So this is kind of cute. While most of us were tearing our hair out over the FBI and Hillary Clinton's emails last weekend, Donald Trump's campaign quietly released a plan to privatize new infrastructure development in the United States. 


When it's all over Kellyanne Conway can go back to being that mother who kills the better cheerleader so her daughter makes the squad. - Karen Kilgarrif

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Trump just said his campaign is considered the greatest movement in the history of the country. (Guessing abolitionists a close 2nd) - Christopher Hayes

Rock The Voter News

• Hillary Clinton Is the World's Choice for US President, Poll Finds
• President Obama's chief tech boss explains the shortage of women in tech 
• Supreme Court rejects Dem voter intimidation lawsuit in Ohio

"Based on our review, we have not changed our conclusions that we expressed in July with respect to Sec Clinton" - James Comey, FBI Director who should resign for fooling around with a presidential election

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October Surprise: Comey investigates Hillary
November Surprise: Comey clears Hillary
January Surprise: Comey fired by Hillary. - Andy Borowitz

Biz/Tech News

• Oil rises on Clinton election optimism but dollar
• Russian govt signs decree to sell 19.5 percent stake in Rosneft
• News Corp posts quarterly loss as print ad sales fall
• Smith & Wesson Plans Name Change

Can wait for Trump's non-millionaire donors to realize their candidate just redistributed their wealth.  To himself.- John Fugelsang

Dow Jumps 371 Points After FBI Clears Hillary, Again.
Investors rushed back into U.S. stocks, sending the S&P 500 to its biggest gain since March. It was the latest sign of heightened volatility heading into the U.S. election...


The Food and Drug Administration is asking people what they use Nutella for, and 37 percent said dessert, 23 percent said as a spread, and 40 percent said they use it as a replacement for their girlfriend.- James Corden

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Odd News

• Internet freezes for 'mannequin challenge' craze
• Australian Police Find Baby Koala In A Backpack
• Snake scares passengers on Aeromexico plane to Mexico City
• Report: German man loses wedding band, carrot unearths it
• Colorado city uses toilet paper to help repair cracked roads

Time To Deflate Photo

Again, a photo of turquoise water, please excuse my obsession. This lovely scene is in Blue Pools,  Queenstown, New Zealand.

Peace.

Great ad I had to share with you

Back In The USSR

Russia Influence Warning Letter from NSA members
We are concerned that an ongoing Russian influence operation is targeting the 2016 U.S. election...


That NSA warning letter was sent last October. Is it a coincidence that Putin, Assange and Comey have all had effects on this election in favor of Trump? Plus, can you imagine all the dirt Putin must have on the Donald. Probably sex snuff films.


Trump has illicit links with Putin, who is trying undermine our election--but I also heard Hillary forwarded a few memes.

Go get her, FBI!- Erik Bransteen

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• 3 US military trainers killed in gunfire by security units at Jordan base
• ISIS seizing boys as young as 9 to fight in Mosul, UN warns
• Turkey blast kills nine, injures 100 after pro-Kurdish leaders detained
• Yemen “is one step away” from devastating famine, UN aid chief warns
• Trump praises veterans, then himself, for being  "financially brave" 
• Yet More FBI Leaks Go Public, This Time About an Investigation of the Clinton Foundation

The fact that absolutely  no one in govt is trying to take our guns is the clearest sign yet that they're coming to take our guns.- John Fugelsang


Trump Tries To Turn Troops Against Hillary
Donald Trump on Thursday mocked the idea of Hillary Clinton leading the armed forces, suggesting it was laughable that she would ever be a capable commander in chief. 

Trump was so financially brave that he lost $1 billion of other people's money and then had you pay his taxes. Give him a medal and a cape. - LOLGOP


Republican Shenanigans

• Eric Trump Says White Supremacist David Duke Deserves a Bullet
• Oklahoma Republican Calls For Hillary Clinton To Be Shot To Death
• Republican Party Boss In North Carolina Displays Handcuffs For Hillary Clinton
• Donald Trump Scandal Generator
• Melania Trump Quote Sounds Suspiciously Similar To Marla Maples
• Donald Trump’s campaign manager says ‘rape would not exist’ if women were stronger
• Female GOP Leaders in Texas Are Abandoning Their Party in Droves
• Some Republicans are discussing their plans for President Clinton — starting with impeachment

Melania Trump decries how uncivil our national dialogue has become.  Oh, and here's Eva Braun to teach us about Hanukkah.- John Fugelsang

In cahoots with the commies.

Comey Must Be So Busy Trying To Get Out All This Info On Clinton
Information about the investigations into Hillary Clinton's email server, Anthony Weiner's text messaging, and Donald Trump's Russia connections has been leaking out of the FBI in the past week at a rapid clip. To this we can now add a Wall Street Journal piece about an apparent dispute between FBI agents and federal prosecutors over whether allegations that Clinton Foundation donations influenced State Department policy merited prosecution...

Melania Trump decries how uncivil our national dialogue has become. Oh, and here's Eva Braun to teach us about Hanukkah.- John Fugelsang

Bridgegate Update
Two former officials who worked closely with New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie have been found guilty on all charges in connection with the 2013 lane closures on the George Washington Bridge, a long-running scandal commonly known as “Bridgegate.”

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Rock The Voter News

• Obama asks, 'Only Republican presidents get to nominate judges?'
• Clinton's rebounded just a tiny bit in our forecast. Current lead over Trump is 3.3 points.
• Latino early vote surges from Florida to Nevada

I am a single-issue voter and that issue is "not wanting the planet to blow up."- Andy Borowitz

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Biz/Tech News

• Oil set for biggest weekly loss since January
• Dollar slips against Swiss franc on US election uncertainty
• Chinese Mogul Buys Dick Clark Productions, His Latest US Purchase
• Taco Bell to hire 100000 as part of US expansion

The jobless rate has now dropped to 4.9% but the actual number is much higher if you hate Obama. - Andy Borowitz

Trump Tower In Toronto Bankrupt
The 65-story Trump International Hotel & Tower Toronto has all the glitz and ambition of the luxury-brand businessman with his name in giant letters near its spire. It’s the tallest residential skyscraper in Canada, and probably the fanciest. The hotel’s sleek cream-and-black interiors were inspired by Champagne and caviar. Every room features Italian Bellino linens and Nespresso coffeemakers...On Tuesday, a Canadian bankruptcy judge placed the glass-and-granite building into receivership, just four years after Trump and his children cut the ribbon at its grand opening.





"The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.” —Roseanne Barr

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Odd News

• India's Hindu Army celebrates Trump 'victory' a few days early
• Attorney drops lawsuit over choking on Popeyes chicken
• Man angry cops didn't have arrest warrant for him is jailed
• Squirrel Injures Several People In Angry Rampage At Florida Senior Center
• Real-Life Rapunzel Hasn’t Cut Her Hair For 18 Years

Time To Deflate Photo

The Greek island, Santorini is the remains of a massive volcanic explosion 3,600 years ago.

Peace.