Monday, February 4, 2019

Virginia Governor, Ralph Northam, donned blackface and moonwalked

Virginia Legislators Open Session Amid Calls For Governor To Resign
The Virginia House of Delegates opened its session Monday amid mounting pressure for Democratic Gov. Ralph Northam to resign. Rachel Martin speaks with ...


Kudos to the yearbook staff for accurately depicting Ralph Northam.

Northam Asks People of Virginia For Patience While He Comes Up With Better Story - Andy Borowitz




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity, nothing exceeds the criticisms of the poor by the well housed, well warmed, and well fed. - Herman Melville



Let's be perfectly clear...Trump kidnapped these children to dissuade those seeking asylum
US wants to avoid pulling what may be thousands of migrant children from 'sponsor' homes to rejoin parents, saying it "could be traumatic to the children."







Hillary Clinton loses emails and Republicans chant “Lock her up”.
Donald Trump loses children and Republicans chant “Four More Years”.
If you still don’t think that this is some sort of sick, twisted cult, maybe it’s time to reevaluate your priorities as Americans. - Ed Krassenstein





Republican Shenanigans

Am I the only one relieved that Trump does nothing all day? - Renee Libby




White House Says Trump's Tan Is Just 'Good Genes' 
President Trump's persistently mysterious, winter-defying tan is the result of “good genes,” according to the White House's official line on his complexion.





White women who support Donald Trump ignore the sexism so they can enjoy the racism. - Middle Age Riot tweet


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Next time a fundamentalist tries to smear an undocumented worker by saying "Jesus says to follow the laws" remind them that Roe v. Wade is the law. - John Fugelsang





I Wonder If Hillary Holds The Record For Fake News Spread About Her?
Howard Dean, the former Democratic National Committee chairman, on Sunday accused reporters of spreading fake news about Hillary Clinton during her 2016 bid for the White House.


Trump considering pulling out of the US Constitution. - Andy Borowitz




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Just had a bit of a Freudian slip in this Starbucks as I heard myself order a Venti Good-God-Please-Don't-Let-Schultz-Run-For-President. - Conan O'Brien





This Is A Great Article By "The Onion" . Oh, Wait....
Expensive yachts that double as floating art galleries can lead to unexpected and costly mishaps.
Priceless paintings and sculptures kept on the vessels face damage not only from storms and storing conditions, but also from random threats including breakfast cereal splashed by the owner’s kids and the yacht’s crew popping champagne on board.


I'd like to see Andrew Jackson give up his seat on the $20 bill for Rosa Parks. - John Fugelsang




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I'm thinking of doing a youtube video on How To Repair A Broken Laptop Hinge in 5 Minutes. What do you think? Below are the before and after pix.

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After
LOL. If I wasn't building a house I'd buy myself a new laptop
as this poor old thing is literally falling apart. Thank God for duct tape!






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Street art in Guarda, Portugal. I wonder who that guy is waving.

Peace.

Friday, February 1, 2019

There are no bricks for his wall, so he's gonna...


Trump: 'Good chance' I will declare emergency to build wall
President Trump said Friday there is a “good chance” he will declare a national emergency to circumvent Congress and build a wall along the U.S.-Mexico border.
“I think there’s a good chance we’ll have to do that,” Trump told reporters


The polar vortex has already killed more people than immigrants but I don't hear anyone declaring a national emergency to build the homeless some walls and roof. - mith tweet




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


The last time I remember a president that ignored Intel, 9-11 happened




Just a friendly reminder that we have an acting defense secretary, acting attorney general, acting White House chief of staff, and acting interior secretary.



This Is Apparently Just For Show --  See, We're Tuff On Them Russians
Trump makes it official: U.S. to quit missile treaty with Russia
The decision to halt the U.S. role in the Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty has raised concerns about a renewed arms race with Moscow.





Pence: “I Believe God Wanted Trump To Be President So I Could Be President. - Andy Borowitz


Republican Shenanigans




Trump's idea of "good news" is your wife catchin' you callin' your drug dealer instead of your mistress. - Tea Pain


Jared Kushner Security Clearance Chaos Update
President Donald Trump on Thursday denied intervening to overrule White House staff who had sought to deny Jared Kushner a security clearance.







Trump says he was disappointed to see the FBI's raid on #RogerStone "go down that way." It's okay, putz...You'll have many more opportunities to see other raids go down. Maybe even one up super-close! - Bette Midler

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NY should rename 5th Ave "Barack Obama Ave" so that Trump Tower will have to use that as its address forever. - Josh Goodman


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GOP Caucus Threatens To Ht Democrats With A Wet Noodle
The House Freedom Caucus was created to make life hell for the majority. Now, it’s the Democrats’ turn to suffer.
After last fall’s 40-seat electoral disaster, the conservative hard-liners have agreed to a cease-fire with their long-suffering GOP leadership as they work together to try to crush Democrats at the polls next year.


CNN: Happy Black History Month!
NBC: Happy Black History Month!
Fox News: At this station we say Merry Christmas. - OhNoSheTwint





I was wondering earlier what the ranking of babies named Donald was and I found this...




What is so frightening is America's appetite for drugs. We indirectly created cartels causing chaos throughout Central and South America and we reject people fleeing from the violence.
The answer isn't a wall.


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Trump said that El Chapo’s "tremendous success in the private sector” showed that he has what it takes to “shake things up” at the D.E.A. - Andy Borowitz







The Family That Scams Together, Stays Together In Cellblock #1
President Donald Trump’s three eldest children were deeply involved in a scam promoted on “The Apprentice” reality TV show, according to a lawsuit filed by four former clients












As we celebrate Black History Month and Jackie Robinson’s 100th birthday, we celebrate the life of all whose courage opened the gates for everybody, and in the process, made America better. - Barack Obama







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Should I do it? It's so obvious -- Hark! A bee-hind.

Peace.


Thursday, January 31, 2019

CyberWar Heats Up

Russia making repeated attempts to hack prominent conservatives and foreign policy experts
Russia’s military intelligence agency has been busted for persistently attempting to hack into the Center for Strategic and International Studies, a prominent think tank populated by former U.S. government officials.


Trump’s IQ Hits Seventy Below Zero - Andy Borowitz




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

“I know a lot more than people with intelligence do," Trump said. - Andy Borowitz


FYI: That's Dennis Rodman.


Deplorable Empathy
Multiple schools across the country are closed due to the frigid cold that has reportedly claimed the lives of eight people so far. However, Kentucky’s Tea Party Gov. Matt Bevin believes that children in his state should tough it out.





Before Trump invades Venezuela, he should be required to spell Venezuela. - Andy Borowitz


Republican Shenanigans




Trump's Bid To Be Born-Again Fails As Jesus Turns Down Facebook Friend Request. - Andy Borowitz


This Is How A Republican Congressman Greeted A Freshman Congresswoman
A Republican congressman freaked out when Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN), a Muslim and a Somali-American, was selected to serve on a committee with influence over U.S. foreign policy, and he melted down again when she called out his bigoted remarks.




Pelosi says it was "courageous" that intelligence officials "spoke truth to power. "The president doesn't seem to have the attention span or the desire to hear what the intelligence community has been telling him,"

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Howard Schultz is a reminder of how wealthy, opinionated white guys are just like Starbucks: there’s one on every f*cking corner. - Bette Midler


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An FBI agent will wipe that smirk off.

Kushner Khaos Kontinues
A White House security specialist has been suspended without pay for defying her supervisor Carl Kline, less than a week after NBC News reported Kline approved Jared Kushner for top secret clearane over the objections of career staff.
The specialist, Tricia Newbold, had filed a discrimination complaint against Kline three months ago.








It is the quintessence of white privilege to be walked out of your home in a crisp blue Polo shirt and later go on tv to complain about excessive force... Eric Garner sold cigarettes, Roger Stone sold out his country... Yet the latter lived to complain about ‘excessive force’...- Cyrus McQueen


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Business/Tech News

Donald Trump Jr. is what would happen if someone tried to make stupid from concentrate, but forgot to add water.- Middle Age Riot tweet

Trump Wants His Wall At Any Cost, Correction, Your Cost.
Congress has until Feb. 15 to discuss a border security deal, but the White House is already finalizing its plan B — declaring a national emergency.





Do you think the guy who invented French bread was overcompensating? - Conan O'Brien



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This is what I do after watching the news. I go far far away.

Peace.