Russia’s military intelligence agency has been busted for persistently attempting to hack into the Center for Strategic and International Studies, a prominent think tank populated by former U.S. government officials.
Trump’s IQ Hits Seventy Below Zero - Andy Borowitz
The World Is A Safer Place Without
- Russian operatives caught using evidence from Mueller's team in effort to discredit investigation
- Mueller: Shared evidence was used to discredit special counsel probe
- Leaked email shows NRA heavyweight David Keene wanted access to Putin
- Ex-CIA officer ridicules Trump for being so absent that he doesn't even know what his Intel chiefs think
- Pushing for Maduro to go, White House says don't trade Venezuelan gold
- UCF student with illegally modified AR-15 on campus tells cops ‘I don’t like laws’
“I know a lot more than people with intelligence do," Trump said. - Andy Borowitz
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Deplorable Empathy
Multiple schools across the country are closed due to the frigid cold that has reportedly claimed the lives of eight people so far. However, Kentucky’s Tea Party Gov. Matt Bevin believes that children in his state should tough it out.
Before Trump invades Venezuela, he should be required to spell Venezuela. - Andy Borowitz
Republican Shenanigans
- Trump lashes out at former aides and associates and gloats ‘Gee, I’m in the White House, & they’re not!’
- Trump associates are 'revolting' against his 2020 campaign manager Brad Parscale: 'It's a sh*tshow'
- Trump backs off attempt to rebrand his border wall plan: 'A wall is a wall!'
- Trump says special counsel investigation and Las Vegas mass shooting are ‘both very sad events’
- McConnell blasts House bill to make election day a federal holiday to increase voter turnout
- Senior White House aides 'stunned' Kushner thinks he can still sell Dems on wall with help of Koch Brothers
- White House aides restrain Trump from attacking Kamala Harris over fears of ‘elevating’ her candidacy
- Graham wants FBI to justify 'tactics' of Roger Stone arrest
- Melania Trump hates criticism so much she's suing over anything she deems unfair: report
- Kim Davis must pay $222,000 in couples’ legal fees, says Kentucky governor who sought her support before election
- CNN’s Erin Burnett hits back after GOP aide claims Trump is God’s ‘vessel’: Is it democracy or ‘the will of God?’
- Senator Rand Paul gets $580,000 after neighbor broke his ribs
Trump's Bid To Be Born-Again Fails As Jesus Turns Down Facebook Friend Request. - Andy Borowitz
This Is How A Republican Congressman Greeted A Freshman Congresswoman
A Republican congressman freaked out when Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN), a Muslim and a Somali-American, was selected to serve on a committee with influence over U.S. foreign policy, and he melted down again when she called out his bigoted remarks.
Pelosi says it was "courageous" that intelligence officials "spoke truth to power. "The president doesn't seem to have the attention span or the desire to hear what the intelligence community has been telling him,"
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Howard Schultz is a reminder of how wealthy, opinionated white guys are just like Starbucks: there’s one on every f*cking corner. - Bette Midler
Rock The Voter News
- Schumer urges Coats to stage intelligence intervention with Trump
- Poll: Voters oppose another shutdown, emergency declaration
- Dem lawmaker, ex-congressman father speak out against statue of George HW Bush at historically black college
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Kushner Khaos Kontinues
A White House security specialist has been suspended without pay for defying her supervisor Carl Kline, less than a week after NBC News reported Kline approved Jared Kushner for top secret clearane over the objections of career staff.
The specialist, Tricia Newbold, had filed a discrimination complaint against Kline three months ago.
It is the quintessence of white privilege to be walked out of your home in a crisp blue Polo shirt and later go on tv to complain about excessive force... Eric Garner sold cigarettes, Roger Stone sold out his country... Yet the latter lived to complain about ‘excessive force’...- Cyrus McQueen
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Business/Tech News
- GE pays $1.5 billion to finally resolve subprime loan allegations
- Trump: China talks 'going well,' will meet with Xi soon
- Apple bans Facebook from tech tools for tracking teen browsing habits
- KFC is testing a Cheetos fried chicken sandwich, but only in a few lucky states
Donald Trump Jr. is what would happen if someone tried to make stupid from concentrate, but forgot to add water.- Middle Age Riot tweet
Trump Wants His Wall At Any Cost, Correction, Your Cost.
Congress has until Feb. 15 to discuss a border security deal, but the White House is already finalizing its plan B — declaring a national emergency.
Do you think the guy who invented French bread was overcompensating? - Conan O'Brien
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