Monday, February 13, 2017

I took this screenshot on Facebook

Mar-a-Lago Guest Poses With the Guy Who Has the Nuclear Codes, Posts Photo
We are living in a world where people who pay to be a member of a Florida social club now have direct access to the people who make the decisions about what to do or not do with our nuclear weapons.
And you thought your local country club was exclusive.


My my my, this has turned into a frighteningly real Reality Show, nuclear football pix and all. So any unvetted member of Trump's club has access to the guy with the nuclear codes. The post was still up on Facebook at the time of this post.


Forget emails! Trump discusses top secret national security in a public dining area. Spies just need a membership. - Warren Holstein






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


Doctors who have been studying the skeletal structures of both Republicans for months believe that their ability to stand, walk, and even break into a brisk trot when confronted by reporters’ questions is “virtually inexplicable.” - Andy Borowitz






Our Intel Community May Save Us From Trump
Our Intelligence Community is so worried by the unprecedented problems of the Trump administration—not only do senior officials possess troubling ties to the Kremlin, there are nagging questions about basic competence regarding Team Trump—that it is beginning to withhold intelligence from a White House which our spies do not trust.




Everyone in the GOP is now cordially invited to STFU about how "careless" Hillary was with classified info. - goldengateblond







Lax Security At The Winter White House. What Could Go Wrong?
The iceberg wedge salads, dripping with blue cheese dressing, had just been served on the terrace of Mar-a-Lago Saturday when the call to President Donald Trump came in: North Korea had launched an intermediate-range ballistic missile, its first challenge to international rules since Trump was sworn in three weeks ago...Trump took the call on a mobile phone at his table, which was set squarely in the middle of the private club's dining area.



Donald J. Trump will not let North Korea distract him from his war with Nordstrom.
- Andy Borowitz






Republican Shenanigans



I demand to see your papers, said the guy who won't produce his tax returns. - LOLGOP



Is Kellyanne In Trouble With Ivanka?
President Donald Trump’s daughter, Ivanka, has reportedly “scolded” his top adviser for promoting her clothing line from the White House.




Melania sports a sheer white décolleté dress to the delight of the peanut gallery.



If Obama had held a security meeting in public,  Fox would have renamed itself the "Obama Impeachment Network." - Tea Pain





Band of  Brothers Thugs
A man who was fired from his job as a pilot on Donald Trump’s presidential campaign, after the Guardian revealed that he was charged with a violent crime, was this weekend at the president’s estate in Florida, claiming to be part of his security team.







Somewhere in Heaven...
Abraham Lincoln: The people who claim to be my followers just totally misquoted me.
Jesus:  You don't say. - John Fugelsang




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In honor of Black History Month, Trump tried to have dinner with Jack Black. - Conan O'Brien







Trump is 100% certain there was voter fraud in 2016.  That's why he stopped the recounts in WI, PA and MI.- Tea Pain



Rock The Voter News


Ever notice the people who praised Scalia's devotion to Constitution were the ones who demanded Obama not be allowed to appoint a replacement? - John Fugelsang






Glad I Wasn't On This Flight
Passengers on the flight told multiple media outlets that the pilot got on the PA and talked about how she was going through a divorce before saying that President Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are both “assholes.” “She started off by saying that ...

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Remember when the President of the United States was smarter and more even-tempered than you? - Conan O'Brien



Of Course There Are No Conflicts Of Interest. Trump Would Never Lie.
Critics say conflicts of interest are far from resolved, but Don Jr. and Eric press on with deals landing Trump-branded properties around the world.









Next week at Mar-a-Lago: first member who birdies the eighth hole gets to chair the next NSC Principals meeting. - Christopher Hayes







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AHNC Alternative Facts


Trump Is Going To Get Us All Killed Fundraiser





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Odd News




Time To Deflate Photo
An immigrant family on Ellis Island looking across New York Harbor at the Statue of Liberty, c1932.

Peace.

Saturday, February 11, 2017

Week 3 of the Trump Presidency: Chaos in the White House And the Country

Donald Trump considers issuing new travel ban
Donald Trump is considering a new executive order to ban citizens of certain countries from travelling to the US after his initial attempt was overturned in the courts.



Trump Says He Has Been Treated Very Unfairly By People Who Wrote Constitution. - Andy Borowitz






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


Why does it feel like America's Founders had a time machine, saw the Trump administration and purposely crafted our system to contain him? - Peter Daou




Snowden May Be A Gift From Putin To Trump Wrapped In A Big Red Noose
Russia is currently considering handing whistleblower Edward Snowden over to Donald Trump as "a gift".
A senior US intelligence has reportedly said that Russia may hand over Snowden to the US to "curry favour" with Trump. The US president has previously referred to the whistleblower as 'a traitor'...







Snowden is that shiny coin to make you look away from Flynn, Pence and the rest of the corrupt regime's ties to Russia. - Amy Siskind



Putin assumes his Sgt. Schultz "I know nothing" mode.
Trump + Flynn + Putin = Snowden
(This article is from 2016) ...Trump, who has been complimentary about Putin and Russia in a manner that prompted accusations from his Democratic rival Hillary Clinton that he was a “puppet”, has in the past mused about having Snowden killed. Trump’s major national security ally, the retired general and former Defense Intelligence Agency chief Michael Flynn, oversaw a highly speculative DIA report that claimed Snowden took from the NSA a larger trove of documents than ever confirmed based on what Snowden could access as a contract systems administrator.
“Snowden is a spy who has caused great damage in the US. A spy in the old days, when our country was respected and strong, would be executed,” Trump tweeted in 2014.







Good news, golden shower and impeachment fans! That unconfirmed Russian dossier on Trump is starting to get confirmed. Unlike DeVos and Sessions, this confirmation process is something to celebrate. #imPEEch - Andy Borowitz






Republican Shenanigans


The furious Utah citizens jeering Jason Chaffetz at his own Town Hall was like porn for moral people. - John Fugelsng





Melania Must Have Been Too Busy In Her Gold Plated Penthouse To Be First Lady
Traditionally, it's the role of the first lady to accompany spouses of visiting foreign leaders around Washington. That often means a good deal of showcasing local museums, schools, monuments and gardens. It's essentially playing tour guide, but it's part of the role of representing the Administration and playing gracious hostess to very VIP out of town guests.





Steve Bannon's liver urgently needs a human transplant. - John Fugelsang





Karma is gonna build a wall around Donald Trump and make him pay for it. - John Fugelsang







In an ominous warning, Donald J. Trump said that, as of Friday, he was putting the writers of the U.S. Constitution “on notice.” - Andy Borowitz





Kellyanne Conway: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
Roughly half of Americans who support President Trump’s controversial executive order on refugees and immigrants say the ban is justified following the nonexistent "Bowling Green massacre," according to a new poll by the left-leaning Public Policy Polling.
White House counselor Kellyanne Conway referred to the massacre, which never happened, during several media appearances...




Impeach Pence First. - John Fugelsang





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Melania sits on a golden toilet crying with her eyes closed and silently prays that the next deportation raid will be for her. - Warren Holstein



Imagine if Michelle stayed in Chicago with the girls in 2009



Rock The Voter News



Proof? Trumps Needs No Proof.
A commissioner on the Federal Elections Commission (FEC) called on President Trump to give proof of voter fraud, after he reportedly made further claims in a meeting with senators.





Hillary was painted by Bernie's campaign and surrogates as a corrupt liar. That was disgraceful. And damaged the Democratic party.  - Peter Daou



I miss Mike Royko. A great man in a great city.


Yes, I'm talking about Hillary. Because haters on the left & right are STILL sliming her and her supporters. And I won't stop defending her. - Peter Dauo

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Hi, I support a POTUS who had to pay $25mil for defrauding Americans w/a fake university but those guys outside Home Depot are 'illegals.'- John Fugelsang





Obama Is In A Basketball Ball Video
"Hello, fellow ballers," the Obama video game doppleganger says in Nyke Faller's video, "most of you know me as the President of the United States of America.





When it comes to immigration, Trump supporters call for "law and order" but what they're after is "mistreatment and cruelty." - Tea Pain






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AHNC WEATHER REPORT:
There have been near hurricane force gusts of wind today, yesterday also. The power has gone off several times.
I am sure it has nothing to do with the Turrialba volcano that is smoking and glowing red.





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The All Hat No Cattle TERRIFIED OF TRUMP Fundraiser








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Odd News




Time To Deflate Photo

Located in the northeastern corner of Ethiopia near the border with Eritrea, the Danakil Depression has been called “the gateway to Hell” because it is one of the hottest and harshest places on Earth
This vast desert basin lies 150 feet below sea level and the landscape looks almost otherworldly, characterized by two active volcanoes, the bubbling Erta Ale living lava lake (one of only four in the world), geysers, acid ponds and impressive expanses of yellow mounds of sulfur, salt and mineral deposits.

Peace.

Friday, February 10, 2017

I will post a new edition tomorrow.

I didn't want to shortchange your visit here completely.

Today was a day to run errands in Santa Cruz and it turned out to be a lovely day spent with friends along the way. A much needed  respite from Trump. By the way, every single person that I spoke to today thinks he is an idiot, and they brought it up, not me. To be totally accurate my amigos used the word loco frequently in one sentence.

I prayed that Trump would get a hangnail that would temporarily stop his tweeting.  I prayed  "Jesus Christ, he needs a bad hangnail!" Jesus didn't answer.

Keep the faith amigos. We outnumber them bigly.


I will set the scene for the photo below: I was standing under a tree on a street corner avoiding the searing sun today, when a dog plops herself in a puddle beside me. She began drinking out of the flower and leaf laced water with glee. Please click on the photo for a larger view.






Do-it-yourself Voodoo Doll. At this point I'd try just about anything.

Peace.