Tuesday, August 1, 2023

Trump Posts He Will Indicted At 5 P.M.

Trump Posts He Will Indicted At 5 P.M.
...I hear that Deranged Jack Smith, in order to interfere with the Presidential Election of 2024, will be putting out yet another Fake Indictment of your favorite President, me, at 5:00 P.M. Why didn’t they do this 2.5 years ago? Why did they wait so long? Because they wanted to put it right in the middle of my campaign. Prosecutorial Misconduct!



Know who isn't getting indicted again? the email lady. - Jeff Tiedrich







The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Biden is keeping Space Command in Colorado, undoing Trump's order to have the base relocated to Alabama.

Tuberville f'd around with the military and found out. - BlackKnight10K tweet







You’ll always remember where you were when Donald Trump was indicted for the third time. - Rex Huppke tweet



Wow, I Agree With A Conservative.







Republican Shenanigans

Trump Promises Donors Not to Spend Any of His Forty Million Dollar Defense Fund on Giuliani. - Andy Borowitz





I Wonder If Trump Ever Regrets Not Giving Michael Cohen A Position When He Was Elected in 2016







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Rock The Voter News

With all the scandals surrounding Hunter Biden, I’ve decided to not vote for him and will vote for Joe Biden. - Captain Obvious tweet





One Less Lawsuit For Trump
A Pennsylvania state judge ruled Monday that an election worker cannot sue former President Trump over statements he made sowing doubt in the 2020 election results while in office, finding the statements are protected by presidential immunity.









The Hunter Biden hearing with Devon Archer totally backfired on Republicans. Archer said there were no bribes taken, Joe Biden wasn’t involved at all and that the lies Republicans have spread are not true.

Every Hunter Biden hearing has made the Republicans look ridiculous. - Harry Sisson tweet







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Business/Tech News

I'm pretty sure Elon is going to clone himself, fall in love with himself, and move to Mars. - Christopher David





Quick, Buy A Drone Before They're All Gone!







“I'm not offended by jokes about stupid blondes because I know I'm not stupid and I'm not really blonde either.” - Dolly Parton

 






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Monday, July 31, 2023

Georgia DA on Trump: ‘Work is accomplished’ and ‘we’re ready to go’

Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis (D) said her team has wrapped up their work on the investigation into former President Trump’s efforts to reverse the 2020 election results in Georgia, and she reaffirmed her commitment to announce charging decisions by Sept. 1. 


I wonder if Fani Willis scheduled indictment season for August because she knew Congress would be in recess and Republicans won't be able to use the House to create havok, especially if some of their names are in the indictment. - Blacknight10K tweet






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

If it wasn’t for election interference on Trump’s behalf in the form of Russia, Wikileaks, and Comey reopening Clinton’s emails investigation 9 days out from the 2016 election, Trump never would have been in the White House at all. He owes his only term to election interference. - Andrew Wortman tweet






Dear God, Putin's Puppet Says Nukes Are On The Table.
Former Russian President Dmitry Medvedev, who has sometimes raised the spectre of a nuclear conflict over Ukraine, said on Sunday that Moscow would have to use a nuclear weapon if Kyiv's ongoing counter-offensive was a success.







Stop comparing Donald Trump to Richard Nixon. Richard Nixon was an asshole, but he never worked for the goddamn Russians. - Liam Nissan tweet






Republican Shenanigans

Fun fact, Sarah Huckabee: if Arkansas were a country,  it would rank 160th in infant mortality, below China. You're  a third-world country posing as an American state, loser. - Tennesseine tweet





Mitch McConnell Could End This Tuberville Fiasco, Can't He?






I thought anti vaxxers were stupid, but holy hell, have you ever met a climate change denier. - adgirlMM tweet








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Rock The Voter News

When will the media begin to focus on President Biden's accomplishments? - Molly Ploofkins tweet

 




Elon Musk Changes His Own Name to WTF. - Andy Borowitz





Wow. EVs and Hybrids Sales Down.
A new report finds that some popular EVs and hybrids in the US are now selling below MSRP, suggesting demand for sought-after electrified vehicles may be slipping. In the upside-down world of new-car buying, at or near MSRP pricing is considered almost a discount.









I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month. - Simon Holland tweet





Friday, July 28, 2023

Cohen to Mar-a-Lago co-defendants: ‘Run’ from Trump or ‘end up behind bars’


Cohen to Mar-a-Lago co-defendants: ‘Run’ from Trump or ‘end up behind bars’
...“Sadly, I’ve made this statement to many different people, starting with like Rudy ‘Collude-y’ Giuliani and so many others,” Cohen said on CNN on Friday. “Walt Nauta, run. Carlos [De Oliveira], run.” 


"I did nothing wrong!"

—Donald Trump

"We need to delete the evidence of me doing nothing wrong before the DOJ gets its hands on it!"

—Also Donald Trump. - Mrs. Betty Bowers tweet






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans


I still have that post indictment glow. How are you feeling today? - BlackKnight10K tweet






Chris Christie Inserts Knife & Twists It








A one-man crime spree. As of this moment, Donald Trump has been charged with a total of 74 felony crimes. 74…let that sink in. - Mike Sington tweet









Republican Shenanigans

Look, MAGA, I know you’re worried, but you will still be able to send your money to his commissary account. - John Collins tweet







Hey, Florida, You're Paying For Your Governor's Campaign Transportation, and It's Legal!
If it hadn’t been for a fender bender on Interstate 75 near Chattanooga, Tennessee, Tuesday morning, most folks wouldn’t know that Gov. Ron DeSantis was using state government vehicles for his 2024 run for president.








When it comes to the description of the evidence against Trump, I get a nice warm feeling every time I hear the word “voluminous.” Such an elegant word.  - Jack Hopkins tweet





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Rock The Voter News

Pitching new slogans for DeSantis: ‘Florida where the water temperature is higher than the Governor’s I.Q.’ - Noel Casler tweet







Trump Attempting To Have His Cake And Eat It, Too.
Former President Trump is fighting to be allowed to view classified evidence in the Mar-a-Lago trial outside of a secure setting, challenging standard protocol in a case where he is accused of mishandling such records.



Trump’s legal team is so skilled at lawyering, that they met with Jack Smith’s team today about Jan 6th charges and walked away with even MORE charges in the documents case for their already charged 37 times jackass of a client.

Only the best people.
Believe him. - JoJofromJerz tweet






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Business/Tech News
Do you need some good news?

Espionage is punishable by death. - MayoIsSpicyy tweet







Shame On Iowa and Arkansas Lawmakers








I watched a video on how to properly fold a bag of chips in 6 easy steps.

A simpler solution is eat the whole bag so you don't have to learn origami. - Dan Regan tweet







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