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Tuesday, March 7, 2023

Tucker Carlson, with video provided by Speaker McCarthy, falsely depicts Jan. 6 riot as a peaceful gathering

Tucker Carlson, with video provided by Speaker McCarthy, falsely depicts Jan. 6 riot as a peaceful gathering

Fox News host Tucker Carlson has released new security footage from the Jan. 6 Capitol attack, given to him by Speaker McCarthy,...

It was a deadly insurrection. It would take 538 24-hour days for one person to watch all 14,000 hours of out of context footage. We all saw what happened live. - Luke Saleski

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Tune in tomorrow when Tucker Carlson unearths video of Jeffrey Dahmer helping an old lady with her groceries. - Bob Clendenin tweet

Twitter Just Gets Worse Every Day Since Musk Took Over
When Elon Musk acquired Twitter, he made it clear that eradicating spam bots was a top priority. But his strategies on that front have produced, at best, mixed results. Moreover, in recent months, some users have been plagued by a type of spam that directly violates Twitter policy: automated replies from accounts offering guns for sale.

Millions Celebrate As Twitter Outage Briefly Silences Elon Musk. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

If the 9/11 commission had given Tucker Carlson exclusive footage of that day, we’d be watching angry buildings crash into peaceful, stationary planes. - 7Smite4 tweet

Lindsey Graham Wants To Bomb Mexico 🙄

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) said on Monday he is prepared to introduce legislation to pave the way for the president to potentially use military force in Mexico to combat drug cartels.

On Friday, four Americans were kidnapped just over the border in northeastern Mexico in what U.S. officials are saying is a case of mistaken identity.

Of course the only time Tucker Carlson would show the insurrection on Fox News is when he's trying to cover it up. But thanks for reminding all your viewers that Republicans tried to overthrow the government. Bang up job you're doing there. - BlackKnight10K

I feel like any day there isn't a crazed narcissist in the White House is a good day. - Stephen King tweet

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Rock The Voter News

Walgreen caved to pressure from pro-life terrorists to stop selling abortion pills

South Carolina wants to execute women for having an abortion

Florida is forcing a woman to give birth to a dying baby

The evangelical “pro-life” movement is 1 of the biggest SCAMS in US history. - Lindy Li tweet

Texan Messes With Texas
Texas state Rep. Bryan Slaton has introduced a bill that would place a referendum for Texas’ secession from the United States on the 2024 ballot. H.B. 3596 would allow Texans to vote on “whether or not the State should investigate the possibility of Texas independence, and present potential plans to the Legislature.”

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Business/Tech News

What did Norfolk Southern do with all the money it saved from cutting its workforce, running longer trains, refusing sick leave, and scrimping on safety?

Over the past two decades, it has boosted shareholder payouts by 4,500 percent.

Corporate greed, folks. - Robert Reich tweet

Apparently, SCOTUS Has Better Things To Do

The U.S. Supreme Court on Monday again declined to settle a split among appeals courts over whether federal wage law allows workers to bring nationwide class action-style lawsuits, turning away a case involving FedEx Corp.

I actually think it's reassuring that if the Republicans shut down the government Hillary's email would still work. - Andy Borowitz, March 6, 2015

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Monday, March 6, 2023

Michelle Obama Goes After Trump’s Inauguration in New Podcast For Amazon: ‘There Weren’t That Many People There’

Michelle Obama Goes After Trump’s Inauguration in New Podcast For Amazon: ‘There Weren’t That Many People There’

Former First Lady Michelle Obama’s new Audible podcast will launch Tuesday but her first episode will highlight an old foe, former President Donald Trump.

In a clip from the first episode titled, Kids Just Want Our Gladness, exclusively released to PEOPLE Magazine, Obama described inauguration day 2017 to Today host Hoda Kotb.

Fun fact: two years in, Joe Biden's 0 golf trips have wasted exactly 0 taxpayer dollars. - Jeff Tiedrich

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Republican politicians are the only Russian assets in the U.S. that haven't been frozen. - Middle Age Riot tweet

The Children Snatchers

A proposed bill in the Florida State Senate would allow the state to take “emergency jurisdiction” over children who receive or are at risk of receiving gender-affirming care, as well as those whose parents or siblings receive it. The Florida law would also allow the action to be taken outside of the state.

When is the Department of Defense going to stop broadcasting Fox News on its military bases? - Steven Beschloss tweet

Republican Shenanigans

Trump says he will continue to run even if he’s indicted. Merrick Garland, it’s up to you to accommodate him. - Rob Reiner tweet

The Odd Couple Are Divorcing

Former Donald Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway and husband George Conway announced Saturday that they are “in the final stages of an amicable divorce.”

“We appreciate the many family members, friends and colleagues who know us, care for us, and support us,” the statement reads. “We remain united as parents to provide love, joy, comfort and protection to our beautiful children.”

Pity poor Newt Gingrich, doomed to wake each morning into a world he helped create. - Jeff Tiedrich tweet

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Rock The Voter News

It’s hard to fully accept or overstate how many families and friendships have been damaged or broken by the ugly combination of Donald Trump and Fox News. - Steven Beschloss tweet

Poke Me In The Eye With A Sharp Stick News: Florida Gov. DeSantis Wants To Make America Florida.

He hasn't yet entered the contest for the Republican presidential nomination, but even so, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis is one of the leading candidates.

In polls of possible nominees, he rivals and sometimes surpasses former President Donald Trump. DeSantis has just released a new book that highlights his pugnacious style and hardline stance on issues ranging from education to public health. It picks up from his first term as Florida governor when he became well-known nationally through his frequent appearances on Fox News.

Watch how quickly “health problems” crop up once Donald Trump is indicted. He’ll go from “live to be 200” to “so frail he’ll be lucky to see daylight” overnight. Just watch. Mark it down under “Jack said…” - Jack Hopkins tweet

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Business/Tech News

Aren’t you glad Norfolk Southern doesn’t run an airline? - NotHoodlum tweet

White House Hints Biden Won't Attend The Coronation Of King Charles. I'd Be Surprised If He Doesn't Attend.

When King Charles III is officially crowned at Westminster Abbey on May 6 — the British monarchy’s first coronation ceremony in seven decades — President Biden is not expected to be among the world leaders in attendance, according to a report.

“That does not feel like an event Joe Biden will attend,” a White House official who spoke on condition of anonymity told Time Magazine.

However, the official emphasized that Biden’s schedule for May has not been finalized.

California won't be doing business with Walgreens -- or any company that cowers to the extremists and puts women's lives at risk. - Gov. Gavin Newsom

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Time To Deflate Photo

A lighthouse in Andros, Greece.

Peace.

Friday, March 3, 2023

GOP Witnesses, Paid by Trump Ally, Embraced Jan. 6 Conspiracy Theories

GOP Witnesses, Paid by Trump Ally, Embraced Jan. 6 Conspiracy Theories

...But the first three witnesses to testify privately before the new Republican-led House committee investigating the “weaponization” of the federal government have offered little firsthand knowledge of any wrongdoing or violation of the law, according to Democrats on the panel who have listened to their accounts. Instead, the trio appears to be a group of aggrieved former FBI officials who have trafficked in right-wing conspiracy theories, including about the Jan. 6, 2021, attack at the Capitol, and received financial support from a top ally of former President Donald Trump.

With Jim Jordan desperately flinging out insane conspiracy theories, the Republicans are running out of feet to shoot themselves in. - Rob Reiner tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

I love how Mike Pence thinks he's running for President in 2024 but cant go to CPAC because he's afraid he'll be murdered. - BlackKnight10K tweet

Florida Looks To Government Control Of Writers
Florida Sen. Jason Brodeur (R-Lake Mary) wants bloggers who write about Gov. Ron DeSantis, Attorney General Ashley Moody, and other members of the Florida executive cabinet or legislature to register with the state or face fines.

Florida Republicans want unlicensed open carry.

They won't require the registration of guns, but they are going to require the state maintain a list of writers.

Tell me, which one Republicans think is REALLY dangerous? And why?

Me? I'm an ARMED writer. Come and get me, Ron. - Stonekettle tweet

DeSantis Rounds Up Disney Characters and Puts Them on Bus to New York. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

This week, Republicans beclowned themselves and held sham hearings and devolved into braying jackasses as they got owned by the very people they were trying to torment.

Joe Biden made insulin affordable.

any questions - Jeff Tiedrich tweet

This Conspiracy Theory Is A Doozy!

Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) said the Biden administration and Democrats want there to be no gender in society before quickly “correcting” himself to say they actually “want one gender.”

He did not specify which gender.

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Rock The Voter News

Dominion contacted Fox News 3,682 times about the false election fraud claims they were making. - Mike Sington tweet

Ohio Thinks Erin Brockovich Attracts Violence. Idiots.
Ohio law enforcement issued a report late last month warning that events planned in East Palestine by the environmental activist Erin Brockovich could prompt a terrorist threat from violent extremists, according to an intelligence bulletin obtained by Yahoo News.

Remember when people thought Paris Hilton was too dumb for reality tv and then elected Donald Trump as the leader of the free world. - NashIsHereForIt tweet

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Business/Tech News

New Rule: if an employer requires a doctors note for any reason they should be required to pay any and all incurred costs of the doctors visit. - fyouiquit tweet

Sinus Washers, Beware!

A Florida resident died after being infected by a rare amoeba last week, health officials say.

Charlotte County health officials said the unidentified male patient likely contracted Nagleria fowleri after rinsing out his sinuses with tap water, local Florida news outlet WFTX reported. Eric Milbrandt, director of the marine laboratory at the Sanibel-Captiva Conservation Foundation, said the organism can only enter the body through the nose.

Happy Friday.
It's the guns.
- David Hogg tweet

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