Thursday, February 2, 2023

Hunter Biden asks for criminal probe into Trump allies for 'theft' of data from laptop

Hunter Biden asks for criminal probe into Trump allies for 'theft' of data from laptop
Lawyers for Hunter Biden sent letters Wednesday requesting investigations into allies of former President Donald Trump who they say trafficked in stolen information from his laptop — a dramatic shift in strategy for the president’s son after years of GOP attacks.



Search of Joe Biden’s Home Ends Abruptly After Major Bites FBI Agent. - Andy Borowitz






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans



Will Biden Be Safe Giving The State of the Union Address With Security Measures Removed From The House?
House Democrats are raising the alarm over the security of President Biden and State of the Union guests ahead of the address next week in the House chamber after Republicans stripped down security infrastructure shortly after taking control in their new majority.







It’s OUTRAGEOUS that the Justice Department searched President Biden’s beach house in Delaware yesterday for classified documents (they found NOTHING), but they still haven’t searched any of TRUMP’S other homes aside from Mar-a-Lago.

Why is DOJ treating Trump with kid gloves?  - Jon Cooper tweet





Republican Shenanigans

Removing Omar from committees over anti-semitic comments while rallying behind the 'Jewish space laser'  lady and the guy who dined with antisemites is peak Republican hypocrisy. - Covie tweet






Kari Lake Furious That No One Has Searched Her Home for Stolen Documents. - Andy Borowitz







The FBI Is Investigating Santos and His Theft Of Funds Raised for a Dying Dog, Who Died!



DeSantis trusts anyone to carry a loaded gun without a permit, but doesn’t trust a licensed teacher with a book. - piper4missouri tweet






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Rock The Voter News

Sarah Huckabee Sanders admitted in the Mueller Report that she lied as Trump's press secretary. Since lying is a required ritual in the Republican Party, she's the perfect choice to give the response to the State of the Union. - Marc Jacob tweet






The U.S. Supreme Court Needs To "Divorce" Themselves From Their Spouses
The highly controversial and highly unpopular U.S. Supreme Court isn’t just facing a historic loss of confidence, it’s now facing yet another ethics scandal that is likely to lower even further public opinion of the far-right institution that in under two decades has seen its approval rating slashed...should a Justice’s spouse – in this case the spouse of Chief Justice John Roberts – be able to make millions of dollars recruiting attorneys who are placed into top law firms that argue cases before it?


Imagine being a woman in Florida that votes for men who want to track her daughters menstrual cycle. Sick bastards. - MayoIsSpicyy tweet






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Business/Tech News




Senate Democrat Has Not Forgotten About The Dirty FBI Spy



The Jewish Space Laser is guarded by Hanukkah Solo and his sidekick Jewbacca. - OhNoSheTwitnt tweet



Wednesday, February 1, 2023

Trump Pimps Article Quoting Bob Woodward 48 Hours After Suing Him for 49 Million Bucks



Trump Pimps Article Quoting Bob Woodward 48 Hours After Suing Him for 49 Million Bucks
Former President Donald Trump is not one to pass up a chance to promote a comment from anyone who agrees with him — even when he just sued that person two days ago






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

The only border crisis in the U.S. is how many red states are within it. - Middle Age Riot tweet





Happy Black History Month!*
*offer not available in Florida - Andy Borowitz



WOW, The Head Of The FBI Needs To Resign or Get Fired. Now.
...The Federal Bureau of Investigation was unable to predict — or prevent — the chaos that erupted at the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021. Apparently blinded by a narrow focus on “lone wolf” offenders and a misguided belief that the threat from the far left was as great as that from the far right, the analysis and other new documents suggest, officials at the bureau did not anticipate or adequately prepare for the attack.






Do a deep dive study of the CIA. I mean really dig in for about a year. Read a book a month…or 2-3. This, I assure you; you’ll never again be shocked by anything you read/see/hear regarding the things people are willing to do. - Jack Hopkins tweet








Santos Quits House Committees to Focus on Job as King of England. - Andy Borowitz








Has The House Solved Inflation Or The Border Crisis Yet?
The House voted Tuesday on party lines to end the Covid-19 public health emergency despite President Joe Biden’s announcement Monday that his administration would end the PHE along with a separate Covid national emergency in May.








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Rock The Voter News

Ron DeSantis has brilliantly locked down the "Fake-Christian-Racists-Who-Already-Support-DeSantis" vote. - John Fugelsang





The FDA Needs To Put Out Public Service Announcements About Abortion Rights





Remembering the Greensboro Four today on the 63rd anniversary of the first sit-in at the F.W. Woolworth lunch counter...Jibreel Khazan, Franklin McCain, Joseph McNeil, and David Richmond. That Woolworth's is now home to North Carolina's International Civil Rights Center and Museum.





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Business/Tech News

Elon Musk: "You're all fired."

Also Elon Musk: "How does Twitter work?" - Middle Age Riot






Exxon Makes Historic Profit While Republicans Blamed Biden
The White House on Tuesday expressed outrage on Tuesday at Exxon Mobil Corp's record net profit in 2022 of $56 billion, a historical high not just for the company but for the entire Western oil industry.



Q. What's the difference btw trickle-down economics & neon clothing? 

A. People realized neon clothing didn't work before the 80s ended. - John Fugelsang









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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

An ice tree in Alberta, Canada.

Peace.


Tuesday, January 31, 2023

Trump Pleads the Fifth Over 400 Times, Rages at New York AG’s ‘Witch Hunt’ In New Deposition Video

Trump Pleads the Fifth Over 400 Times, Rages at New York AG’s ‘Witch Hunt’ In New Deposition Video
A newly-obtained video shows former President Donald Trump railing at New York Attorney General Letitia James (D-NY) while repeatedly refusing to refusing to answer questions under the Fifth Amendment.


The mob takes the Fifth Amendment,” Donald Trump said in 2016. “If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?

 





 Your reminder that the email lady testified under oath for 11 straight hours and never once invoked the fifth amendment. - Jeff Tiedrich tweet







The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Well, we finally know what it would take for Fox News to *NOT* take the side of cops who just killed an unarmed black man. - John Fugelsang






Apparently, Mar-a-Lago Uses Rent-a-Cop Security
Court filings from the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of Florida revealed that another person was arrested for sneaking into Mar-a-Lago where former President Donald Trump lives.
The man, 25-year-old Joshua Warnock was observed entering the area on Sunday, Jan. 8, 2023, at approximately 12 p.m. and "walking up the pool deck staircase adjacent to the family suite."









The fact that there’s even a small possibility that Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene could be in charge of the nuclear football is the most frightening thing I can think of. - MayoIsSpicyy tweet






Republican Shenanigans

Rep. George Santos is too much of a liar for the Republican Party, which is like being too tall to play basketball, too wet to be a fish, or too dumb to wear a MAGA hat. - Middle Age Riot








I Raise My Glass To Toast The GOP Investigations: May You Be As Successful As Benghazi!
House Republicans will push their long-planned investigations into the spotlight this week with hearings on the U.S.-Mexico border and COVID-19 relief spending programs, providing a first glimpse of how GOP leaders will use the biggest tools they have against Democrats and the Biden administration — and how they will set the tone for the 2024 election cycle.



The GOP & the NRA remind you we've got a mental illness problem, not an AR-15 problem.

Oh, and the mentally ill should totally be able to buy AR-15s. - John Fugelsang







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Rock The Voter News

Today, I signed the PRO Act into law.
 
Your reproductive freedom will stay protected in Minnesota. - Gov. Tim Walz tweet





American "Healthcare" Is A Scam
In 2021, the U.S. spent 17.8 percent of GDP on health care, nearly double the average of 9.6 percent for high-income countries, according to a new report from The Commonwealth Fund. Health care spending per capita in the U.S. was three or four times greater than for countries like South Korea, New Zealand and Japan.


America has become a reality show called "Food, Medicine, Rent - Pick 2." - John Fugelsang



 



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Business/Tech News

Donald Trump was never going to get along with anything called "the intelligence community." - Middle Age Riot





The EPA Chooses Alaskan Salmon Over Mine







I'm pitching my new NPR Biblical quiz show "Wait Wait Don't Smite Me." - John Fugelsang







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