Tuesday, December 27, 2022

More than 6K children killed, injured by gunfire in 2022: report

More than 6K children killed, injured by gunfire in 2022: report
More than 6,000 children were hurt or killed by gunfire in the U.S. in 2022, according to the nonprofit data collection and research group Gun Violence Archive (GVA).



 "Shooty McStumpface" is a good name for Kyle Rittenhouse. - Liam Nissan tweet





The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

A taco truck on every corner sounds pretty f*cking good right now. - John Collins tweet




He F*cked Around And Found Out







The only time I’d be worried about drag shows being abusive to children is if the Catholic Church started running them. - Davram tweet







Republican Shenanigans

“Florida has the worst governor!”

Texas: “hold my beer”. - JoJoFromJerz tweet





When people show you who they are, believe them the first time.*
Rep.-elect George Santos (R-N.Y.) has admitted to fabricating details about his education and previous employment as he campaigned for Congress during this year’s midterms, falsely claiming he’d earned a college degree and misrepresenting his past work.

* Maya Angelou quote






Trump calls reporter Olivia Nuzzi “dumb as a rock”. So she responds by simply tweeting a photo of Trump staring at the sun during a solar eclipse. I love her! - Mike Sington tweet









Evangelical Chicken Franchise Fined For Paying People With Chicken Sandwiches
The U.S. Department of Labor fined a North Carolina Chick-fil-A franchisee after managers paid employees with meal vouchers and allowed workers under the age of 18 to operate heavy machinery intended for adult use only.








I have only 2 wishes during this extreme cold weather: 1) That all of you stay safe and warm; and 2) That Greg Abbott portray a barn animal in a living crèche display at the North Pole. - Andy Borowitz








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Business/Tech News

We're not far away from Elon being called to service his Twitter loans, which will tank Tesla, and won't leave him with enough money to run Twitter. The Kanye West of tech geniuses. - BlackKnight10k tweet






Why Is Whoopi Digging Herself Into A Hole, Again?








Someone just got thrown off my flight because their dog was barking too much & it was INSANE?! Then as soon as they got off the plane, I kid you not, the remaining dogs on board started barking, I think in solidarity, "That dog was our friend, we stand with him!!" they unionized. - Lane Moore tweet



Monday, December 26, 2022

Democrats outraged over Christmas Eve migrant drop-off at VP’s house

Democrats are blasting the busing of migrants to Vice President Harris's Washington, D.C., residence on Christmas Eve, taking aim at Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R), whom they blame for


My favorite Bible story is probably the one where Jesus rounds up the needy on Christmas Eve and ships them who the f*ck cares where because why the f*ck should they be his problem. - Jeff Tiedrich tweet





The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Trump Tells January 6th Panel He Has Diplomatic Immunity as Russian Official. - Andy Borowitz






Meanwhile, In South Korea...







Serial liar George Santos registered to vote in 2 states

Mark Meadows registered to vote using a trailer he never lived in

Herschel Walker lives in a $3 million Texas mansion

Oz never lived in PA apart from his time in school

The party crying voter fraud is ALWAYS projecting. - Lindy Li tweet



Meanwhile, In Taiwan...






After Zelensky’s speech, I ran into this guy with a Ukrainian flag outside the Capitol. He said: “You know what Zelensky did in there today? He cleaned out the stink left in that building since January 6.” - Simon Shuster, TIME reporter tweet






If Trump never inherited any money he would've gone to prison in the 1970's for being a coward and dodging the draft. - Liam Nissan tweet


Republican Shenanigans

Matt Gaetz and Lauren Boebert, two Russian sympathizers walked around a metal detector on their way to see the leader of the Ukraine and nothing happened to them. This is what's wrong with America. - smc429 tweet





Is Anyone Surprised That Trump Would Break The First Amendment?






If throwing Donald Trump in jail starts a second Civil War, we'll just have to win that one, too. - Middle Age Riot








2 died of Ebola: They said Obama should resign.

4 died in Benghazi: They had Hillary testify for 11 hours, held 33 hearings, and launched a 4-year probe.

1,113,307 Covid deaths plus an armed insurrection thanks to Trump’s malevolence: They cheered, and want America to move on. - Andrea Junker








COVID-19 Is Not Over, Folks







Marjorie Taylor Greene & Lauren Boebert are scratching each others’ eyes out

Trump & DeSantis are going at it

Kev McCarthy & Matt Gaetz are at each others’ throats

Ronna McDaniel is fighting for her job

Mitch & Trump hate each other

But it’s the Dems who are in disarray? - Lindy Li tweet










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Business/Tech News

Some of you took livestock medication, and it shows. - John Collins tweet





What A Novel Idea...Elect The President With The Popular Vote!






A special thanks to all the Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist, Atheist and Agnostic mail carriers who delivered Christmas cards without screaming that it goes against their beliefs.







As a longtime Meghan Markle supporter, I’d like to thank the Royal Family for absolutely proving everything that Meghan Markle has said was true. - Tudor Chick 1501 tweet








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I'm baaaaaaack


I hope your holidays are merry! Thank you so much for remembering me during my 4th health crisis of 2022. I only ask that you please make it stop!

I am about 80% back to normal, whatever normal is, as I forgot. Honestly, I am amazed I haven't caught COVID.

I stayed in for Christmas Eve & Christmas. I had many visitors but was not up to attend a fiesta. So my friends gave me wonderful holiday food and drink. Not having to cook when I'm under the weather is always the best gift.

Thank you for your patience. It feels so good to be back in the saddle again.


🎄


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Monday, December 19, 2022

Sick days

I have bronchitis. The doc wants me to rest through this 2nd round of antibiotics for 7 days. I agree as I feel lousy. At least I don't have COVID.

Watched the World Cup yesterday and afterwards checked Twitter and found that Elon Musk posted a photo of himself at the World Cup surrounded by Jared Kushner and many Saudis.

That inspired me...




 Here's hoping the Jan 6 committee throws the book at Trump!


See you later.


Peace.