The final race of the 2022 midterms is over. Incumbent Democratic Senator Raphael Warnock from Georgia has defeated his opponent, Republican Herschel Walker. The victory gives Democrats a crucial 51-49 advantage in the U.S. Senate and solidifies Georgia's status as a political battleground state.
Herschel Walker Has No Recollection of Running for Senate. - Andy Borowitz
The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans
- Federal memo warned of attacks on power plants
- Oregon to appeal ruling placing new gun law on hold
- 'It Took Courage To Do That': Don Lemon Praises Fallen Jan. 6 Cop's Family For Snubbing Republicans at WH In CNN Interview
- Trump lawyers searched properties for classified material: report
- Putin Is Preparing to Flee When Russia Implodes, Ex-Aide Says
Today in 1941, the Opana radar station at Oahu, Hawaii reports a large unidentified formation of aircraft heading directly for Pearl Harbor. Officers on duty wrongly assume that the blip is from American bombers being ferried in from the mainland and do nothing. In response, 181,510 Americans enlisted in the ranks of active duty service, my Dad was one of them.
After Deliberating ONE Day, Jurors Find Trump Org. Guilty.
A jury convicted former President Donald Trump’s company on multiple tax fraud charges on Tuesday in a New York court.
A bad day for Donald Trump and the Republican Party is a good day for America. - Jeff Tiedrich
Well, The Niece of Chris Christie Sounds Nice.
The niece of former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie name-dropped him during a racist tirade before she was kicked off of a flight in Louisiana last month, police say...The New York Post obtained a police report from a Nov. 24 incident in which Shannon Epstein was arrested for allegedly assaulting officers during an early morning disturbance. According to an official report, Epstein, 25, spit on officers, accused them of discriminating against her for being a lesbian, and made crude comments to other passengers in New Orleans
Republican Shenanigans
- Trumptastrophe: After Walker’s Flop, Former President Goes 2 Out of 14 for His Endorsed Candidates in Swing States Biden Won
- 'I'm Pissed': Laura Ingraham Lashes Out at Republican Leadership Following Herschel Walker's Defeat
- CNN's Bakari Sellers Torpedoes Scott Jennings When He Works Himself Up Defending GOP for Standing By Herschel Walker
- Republicans divided over Trump hosting Ye, ‘associates’ at Mar-a-Lago: survey
- Mark Levin Absolutely Loses It On 'Imbecile' Far-Right Rep. Andy Biggs for Challenging McCarthy: 'A Bleeding Hemorrhoid on the Body Politic'
- Zeldin says he will not challenge McDaniel for RNC chair
Kari Lake Claims Victory in Georgia Runoff. - Andy Borowitz
Disgraced Former GOP Speaker Newt Gingrich Tells GOP To Change Their Strategy. LOL.
Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich said it is time for the Republican Party to rethink its approach to mail-in voting and other measures in order to win elections.
After historic Gen Z turnout, Republicans are trying to figure out how to appeal to them by talking with youth vote experts such as *checks notes* Newt Gingrich?! - Santiago Mayer tweet
Jubilant Democrats Celebrate End to Raphael Warnock Texting Them. - Andy Borowitz
Now Is The Time To Put Politics Aside And Support This Young Teenager.
News broke late Tuesday night that local authorities were called to the home of Ted and Heidi Cruz regarding a self-inflicted stab wound of their 14-year-old daughter.
Democrats want to see Ted Cruz's daughter get the love and help she needs. Republicans want to see Hunter Biden's d*ck. any questions. - Jeff Tiedrich tweet
Manchin Mourns End of His Reign as Massive Pr*ck. - Andy Borowitz
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Business/Tech News
- NY Times union warns of walkout on Thursday
- China announces rollback of COVID-19 restrictions following protests
- Most say they would pay more for products from companies with reputations for doing good: Gallup
- San Francisco supervisors halt plan to allow police robots to use lethal force
Trump Org indicted, J6 Committee is going to make criminal referrals, Special Counsel Smith subpoenaed everybody, Herschel Walker lost in Georgia, MAGA is having a hell of a week. - BlackKnight10K tweet
Apple CEO Tim Cook confirmed that Apple will buy U.S.-made microchips at an event in Arizona on Tuesday, where President Joe Biden also spoke.
I hope Hillary Clinton doesn't hurt herself from laughing too hard. - Covie tweet
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UPDATE: Luna is doing a little bit better. I feel as though I have a cold/flu. Possibly allergies.
I hope I didn't mess up today's edition...I can't tell!
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