Friday, August 5, 2022

4,500 Tips About Kavanaugh Sexual Assault Were Punted to Trump White House, FBI Director Admits


On Thursday, during a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing, FBI Director Christopher Wray admitted to Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse (D-R.I.) that the bureau’s 2018 investigation into sexual assault allegations against then-Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh was a sham.



So glad I’m safe from Hunter Biden’s laptop while rapist Brett Kavanaugh is sitting on the Supreme Court making decisions about our bodies. - OhNoSheTwitnt






Justice Department Urges Trump to Hire Alex Jones’s Lawyers. - Andy Borowitz






Pentagon Prefers D.C. Overrun By Immigrants Bused In From Texas and Arizona



FBI Director Christopher Wray owes Dr. Christine Blasey Ford a public apology. Needs to reopen the Brett Kavanaugh sexual assault investigation. Trump coverup to get him on the Supreme Court.

Susan Collins should be f*cking concerned. There's only one liar here.  - clockoutwars tweet




“Intimate Messages With Roger Stone” sounds like a failed Cinemax soft-core porn pitch, circa 1993. - Rick Wilson







Republican Shenanigans

Trump Seeks Immunity In Exchange For Testifying Against Eric. - Andy Borowitz





Dick Cheney Trashes Trump. What Does His Old Boss, Dubya, Have To Say?
Former Vice President Dick Cheney put many Twitter users in a weird spot on Thursday when he released a campaign ad for Rep. Liz Cheney (R-Wyo.), his daughter, that condemned former President Donald Trump.



What we need is a strain of Mind Your Own F*cking Business that only infects Republicans. - OhNoSheTwitnt







Hey Madison County, N.C.,  AR-15s Were On Site At Uvalde Within Minutes And That Didn't Help. It's The Cops, Stupid!
The school system in Madison County, N.C., plans to put AR-15 rifles in emergency safes in each of its six schools as a part of a plan for enhanced security in the wake of the Uvalde, Texas, school shooting earlier this year.



Mitch McConnell Demands Sinema Be Drug-tested After Behaving Like Democrat. - Andy Borowitz








Amazon has bought iRobot Corp., the company that makes Roomba vacuum cleaners, and other robotic cleaning up products, just in case your Alexa misses any Conversations. - NotHoodlum tweet





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A little boy in the grocery store just pointed at me and said to his mother “Mom why is that lady wearing a mask” and the mom whispered something to him and then he started glaring at me. Everything is fine. - OhNoSheTwitnt







Anyone That Has To Fly Has My Sincere Condolences



“Man, Biden’s the worst”, the redhat said on his way to work. - Jay Black tweet






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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

This is not a stained glass window but a close-up of a dragonfly's wings drying.

Peace.


Thursday, August 4, 2022

Plaintiffs' attorney in Alex Jones case says Jan. 6 committee and federal investigators have asked for Jones' phone records

(CNN) The attorney representing two Sandy Hook parents in the Alex Jones defamation case said Thursday that numerous federal and state investigators...


Alex Jones Stuns Legal Experts By Hiring Worse Lawyer Than Rudy Giuliani. - Andy Borowitz




The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

We went from “I can’t vote for that lady because she once used a private email server” to “literally everyone in this administration has illegally deleted their official texts” in four short years. Except for Alex Jones! - Alex Garland






"Speech is free, but you have to pay for your lies."

Sandy Hook family's lawyer Kyle Farrar








Merrick Garland Is On A Roll! Justice For Breonna Taylor Is On The Horizon!
The Justice Department on Thursday charged four Louisville police officers with federal civil rights violations over the 2020 killing of Breonna Taylor, alleging they falsified documents in seeking a search warrant of her home.



Supreme Court Bans Abortion Except In Cases Where Republicans Lose Elections. - Andy Borowitz






Alex Jones and his cell phone have completely f*cked the GOP. - Mayo tweet







Last year, Obama claimed to be 60. now he says he's 61. typical Obama. get your story straight, Barry. - Jeff Tiedrich


Ted Cruz Slams His Boot On The Table, Instead Of The Proper Place, His Mouth. What A Yahoo.







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For too long, big, super-wealthy corporations haven’t paid their fair share in taxes.

We’re going to change that with Inflation Reduction Act. - President Biden tweet  






Buy A New Pack Of Facemasks, Monkeypox Has Been Declared Health Emergency.


Today Alex Jones' legal team will accidentally deliver a closing that finds their client guilty. - Jeremy Newberger







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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Pebble beach, Crete Island, Greece.

Peace.

Wednesday, August 3, 2022

‘Huge Victory for the Pro-Choice Side’: Kansas Voters Shoot Down Ballot Measure Seeking to Remove Abortion Rights in State Constitution


Kansas voters have spoke loudly Tuesday by voting “No” on a ballot measure that would have removed language in the state constitution protecting abortion rights.


Kansas Republicans Face Dark Future in State Where Women Have Rights. - Andy Borowitz





The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

If Trump was President today he would be nuking Kansas. - Jeremy Newberger





Meanwhile, Trump Yahoos Are Gumming Up County Clerk's Offices
Pro-Trump operatives are flooding local officials with public-records requests to seek evidence for the former president’s false stolen-election claims and to gather intelligence on voting machines and voters, adding to the chaos rocking the U.S. election system.







Some veterans would like to bump Ted Cruz with their fists. - Stephen Colbert





Can’t wait to see all the talking heads rush to explain how *checks notes* deep red Kansas overwhelmingly voting to save abortion rights will have no impact on the midterms. - Angry Staffer



Republican Shenanigans




Alex Jones’s own legal team sending his phone data to the Sandy Hook parent’s lawyers by mistake is the nail in his fascist coffin. - Beks tweet






Michigan Judge Steps Up To The Plate
A judge blocked enforcement of a 1931 Michigan ban on abortion Monday, just hours after the state Court of Appeals said county prosecutors were not covered by a May order and could enforce the prohibition following the fall of Roe v. Wade.







Put. Abortion. On. The. Ballot. In. Every. State. In. November. - Andrew Wortman



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Rock The Voter News

If you're a white Christian 
afraid of one day becoming a minority 
this might be a good time 
to be more Christian to minorities. - John Fugelsang






Democrats Accomplish Mission. Hoping That Their Strategy Works.
Rep. Peter Meijer’s (R-Mich.) narrow loss in a western Michigan Republican primary is intensifying scrutiny on the Democratic House campaign arm’s efforts to elevate the pro-Trump election conspiracy theorist who captured the GOP nomination on Tuesday.





Republicans hate the First Amendment, love the Second, and take the Fifth. - Middle Age Riot







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Just maybe the right to control your own body will turn out to be more important to Americans than the price of a gallon of gas. - Steven Beschloss








The Mainstream Media Better Get Their Act Together


Stephen King is testifying now in DOJ's antitrust case against Penguin/Simon & Schuster. Laughter in the courtroom as DOJ attorney asks King to state his occupation. 

"My name is Stephen King. I’m a freelance writer."







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Odd News

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Bellavista River in Alajuela, Costa Rica.

Peace.