Thursday, November 4, 2021

Rioter who bragged she wouldn't go to jail gets prison term


A Texas real estate agent who bragged she wasn’t going to jail for storming the U.S. Capitol because she is white, has blond hair and good job has been sentenced to two months behind bars



Can we please stop shaming all "white women" and focus instead on the GOP demographic of "white women who are dead inside." - John Fugelsang







The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

I'm still angry about 2001-2008. Those MOFOs went on an 8 year crime spree and are living on steak and lobster today. - CWJediMaster tweet






Racist "Comedian" Removed From Rittenhouse Jury



Right wing activist and Capitol invader Jenna Ryan once said that she's "definitely not going to jail." Today she received her sentence. She was right. She's not going to jail. She's going to prison. - Palmer report tweet




Fauci Admits Funding Research To Build Immunity To Rand Paul. - Andy Borowitz






70s - "Stupid Bleeding-heart Liberals"
90s - "Stupid Politically-Correct Liberals"
20s - "Stupid Woke Liberals"

Every generation of selfish mean people - who pretend to be Christian - finds a new way to smear empathy & kindness. - John Fugelsang



The Ghost of Ukraine Past Is Visiting Giuliani
The high-profile federal criminal investigation of Rudy Giuliani in recent days has zeroed in on evidence that in the spring of 2019 three Ukrainian government prosecutors agreed to award contracts, valued in the hundreds of thousands of dollars, to Giuliani and two other American attorneys as a way to gain political and personal influence with the Trump administration.
Federal investigators believe Giuliani and two attorneys who worked closely with him, Victoria Toensing and Joe DiGenova, probably violated federal transparency laws that require Americans working for foreign governments or interests to register as foreign agents with the US justice department and fully disclose details of each such action they undertook on behalf of the foreign interests.







Trump Claims He Is Now Governor of Virginia. - Andy Borowitz



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I am confused about how one state going Republican for governor and another remaining Democrat is the death knell for Biden’s agenda. Seems like the scripts are written no matter the results. - Ida Bae Wells



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Joe Manchin Has Used Up His 15 Minutes of Fame Many Times Over, In My Humble Opinion.
Senator Joe Manchin (D-WV) gave a blunt assessment of America’s current political orientation on CNN’s New Day Thursday, declaring the country center-right while personally rejecting the labels “progressive” or “liberal.”


Like so many West Virginian’s Joe Manchin drives a Maserati and lives on a yacht. - Noel Casler

 





How the press used to be: We regret that we got something wrong and we’ll try harder because our credibility is important to us. 

How the press is now: F*ck you morons for not being as smart as us. - Sam Youngman



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Disbanding & Bankrupting The NRA Is Long Overdue






This weekend, America will turn back its clocks one hour and Virginia will turn its clocks back a 100 years. - Dave Matt

Wednesday, November 3, 2021

GOP leader says Republicans could flip 60 seats next year


Republicans took a victory lap Wednesday following Republican Glenn Youngkin’s stunning win in the Virginia governor’s race, with House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) predicting his party could flip more than 60 House seats in next year’s midterm elections.



Perhaps — and hear me out here — going high when they go low isn’t really working. - Andrea Junker








The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Wouldn’t it be great if parents were as concerned about school shootings as they are about Critical Race Theory?




Israeli Spyware Maker Blacklisted By Biden
NSO Group has been placed on a US blacklist by the Biden administration after it determined the Israeli spyware maker has acted “contrary to the foreign policy and national security interests of the US”.






The corporate Dems
who blocked the Dems 
from being able to run on making progress
are now saying 
that a corporate Dem 
losing Virginia
proves that voters 
don't want progress
- John Fugelsang


Republican Shenanigans





Why do Trump dummies think that J.F.K. Jr., who was a Democrat, is going to come back from the dead to be their Republican savior? - DesignationSix tweet




Six Insurrectionists Elected To State and Local Levels. Face Palm.







Having a single black president broke people's brains so much that they're literally sitting around waiting for a dead white guy to return from the grave and lead them to the White House. I don't drop acid but I have to imagine that it's like that. - BlackKnight10K





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Are we supposed to just pretend that hundreds of conspiracy theorists didn’t just gather in Dallas to see JFK, Jr. reveal himself?

The media needs to start to cover the kooks. They are in Congress now, too. The media needs to step it up. - George Takei






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Hmmmm . . . no cry of voter fraud out of the GOP as long as they win. - Brian J. Karem






Biden Social Spending Bill Whittled Down To $10 Billion Check To Joe Manchin. - The Onion








Trump Furious After Drunk Giuliani Demands Virginia Recount. - Andy Borowitz






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If you want to avoid seeing your family this Thanksgiving, be sure to book a flight on American or Southwest. - Conan O'Brien




Here's Hoping OAN Is Sued To Kingdom Come!
Smartmatic, a company that creates election and voting technology and support services, is suing conservative news outlet One American News Network (OAN) for slander and libel about its voting systems







President Biden has another 3 years and three months left in his first term and everyone is acting like his Presidency over. - BlackKnight10K tweet







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Time To Deflate Photo
A Puffer Fish skeleton for you to ponder.


Peace.



Tuesday, November 2, 2021

‘Make it a Christian town’: the ultra-conservative church on the rise in Idaho

A Guardian investigation has revealed that a controversial church whose leader has openly expressed the ambition of creating a “theocracy” in America has accumulated significant...


When stupidity is considered patriotic it is unsafe to be intelligent. - Isaac Asimov






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Yeah, I wanted Hillary to win in 2016, but I didn’t storm the Capitol when she lost. - John Collins






POLL: World Views U.S. As Sickly & Undemocratic
American health care systems, including their handling of the COVID-19 pandemic, and the state of the country’s democracy, are seen negatively abroad, according to the latest Pew Research Center report released Monday.



for those of you keeping score at home, it's been 19 days since Steve Bannon told Congress to f*ck off and 11 days since Congress asked Merrick Garland to do something about it. holy f*cking sh*t, the crickets are deafening. - Jeff Tiedrich







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Republicans are more concerned that liberals are going to take their racism than take their guns. - OhNoSheTwitnt




Sounds Like The Texas Governor Is Planning A Big Old Book Burning.







The sooner these people are raptured, the better off we're all gonna be. - Stonekettle



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Republicans Name Manchin Employee of the Month. - Andy Borowitz






NOT BREAKING NEWS: John F. Kennedy Jr. is dead.
QAnon believers have reportedly gathered in Dallas, Texas in anticipation of a big announcement from John F. Kennedy Jr.—but they may be waiting some time, as Kennedy died in a plane crash 22 years ago. The gathering was spotted by independent journalist Steven Monacelli, the publisher of Protean Magazine and contributor to The Daily Beast. He posted Monday night that a big crowd of “what appears to be QAnon believers” gathered in downtown Dallas ahead of an expected announcement by Kennedy at Dealey Plaza later this week. Monacelli even spotted people wearing campaign t-shirts saying: “Trump/JFK JR 2024.” Some QAnoners believe Kennedy faked his own death and is now Q, the anonymous leader of their conspiracy movement. However, Kennedy died after crashing into the Atlantic Ocean on July 16, 1999.



QAnon Trump supporters gathered in Texas because they believed JFK Jr. faked his own death and was going to announce he would be Trump’s running mate in 2024.” 

Who else thinks these people need help? - Chip Franklin







No one could have predicted that the idiots who guzzle horse goo would be the same idiots who think JFK Jr. is going to pull himself out of a hat. - Jeff Tiedrich














The Kyle Rittenhouse jury is set, and it includes ONE person of color.

Sounds about White.






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There are 48 Democratic Senators who would be happy to go on television and give interviews about why they support the Build Back Better agenda.
So media, stop being lazy and drama-focused by just covering the two who have issues with it. - Janice Hough




Yahoo Is Leaving China Or They Were Kicked Out
Yahoo announced it is ending its services in China, more than 20 years after it entered the country and on the same day a data protection law takes effect in the world's second largest economy.









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