Tuesday, April 20, 2021

U.S. will boost 'Do Not Travel' advisories to 80% of world

U.S. will boost 'Do Not Travel' advisories to 80% of world
The U.S. State Department said on Monday it will boost its "Do Not Travel" guidance to about 80% of countries worldwide, citing "unprecedented risk to travelers" from the COVID-19 pandemic. 



CDC Announces It Kind Of Embarrassing To Get Coronavirus This Late In Pandemic - The Onion











The Indianapolis shooter was able to buy his murder weapons legally, even though he had been deemed a danger to himself and others. We need laws in this country that will do a better job of keeping guns away from lunatics. - Stephen King

 




Republicans Blame Biden For Making Millions of Americans’ Arms Hurt. - Andy Borowitz


Republican Shenanigans





When public figures like Ted Nugent claim COVID-19 is a hoax, then catch COVID-19, it's not irony or karma: it's science.

Sweet, hilarious science. - Middle Age Riot



Republicans Ruined Florida, Starting With Jeb Bush & His Embrace Of The Gun Toting "Christians"






Ron DeSantis Signs Law Designating Any Gathering Of Three Democrats A Riot. - Andy Borowitz

 




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Rock The Voter News

If the favorite thing you own is something only used to kill people, you aren’t really pro-life. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

 


 

Will Marijuana Become Legal Nationwide?
Senate Majority Leader Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.) said on Tuesday that a group of senators working on legislation to end the federal prohibition on marijuana are aiming to have draft legislation “in the near future.”


Kevin McCarthy has moved to censure Maxine Waters before Matt Gaetz, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, Mo Brooks, Madison Cawthorn or the 139 House GOP members who backed sedition (including himself) - The Lincoln Project tweet

 




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Business/Tech News

If you’re about to pay income taxes on the unemployment you received last year you can also thank Reagan’s second term for that completely asinine addition to his 1986 Tax Bill. - Noel Casler

 



Cannabis & Banks OK'd By The House






6 years ago today I raised my company's min wage to $70k. Fox News called me a socialist whose employees would be on bread lines.

Since then our revenue tripled, we're a Harvard Business School case study & our employees had a 10x boom in homes bought.

Always invest in people. - Dan Price tweet


 


 



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Monday, April 19, 2021

‘Everyone in the Capitol is nervous’: Florida Republicans fear they’ll be swept up in Matt Gaetz investigation, lawmaker says

‘Everyone in the Capitol is nervous’: Florida Republicans fear they’ll be swept up in Matt Gaetz investigation, lawmaker says
"The web of corruption that Matt Gaetz, Joel Greenberg, and [Ron] DeSantis are all wrapped up in is really a web that appears to tie up the entire Republican Party of Florida," said Smith. "It seems like everyone in the Capitol is nervous about what the next revelation is going to be and who else is implicated in this sweeping saga of corruption that they've been a part of for so long."


Imagine being Matt Gaetz and realizing that Trump thinks you’re too gross to be seen with. - Andy Borowitz






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Link Found Between Gun Violence and Cowardly Politicians. - Andy Borowitz

 




China & Russia Fueling QAnon Crazies
Foreign-based actors, principally in China and Russia, are spreading online disinformation rooted in QAnon conspiracy theories, fueling a movement that has become a mounting domestic terrorism threat, according to new analysis of online propaganda by a security firm.








Anglo-Saxon Caucus Attacked By Viking Caucus. - Andy Borowitz







Republican Shenanigans

Your reminder that George W. Bush was an uncaring incurious overgrown smirking frat boy who started two pointless wars, ran torture camps and crashed the world's economy, and only a barrel-bottom sh*t-stain like Donald Trump can make him seem statesmanlike by comparison. - Jeff Tiedrich


 


If the epidemic of gun violence were a virus, Republicans would have to — oh wait they didn’t do sh*t about the virus either. - Andy Borowitz







Today we learn whether Derek Chauvin goes to jail or becomes a host of a Fox News show. - Jeremy Newberger



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Rock The Voter News

In 1994, President Bill Clinton banned assault weapons: mass shooting deaths went down by 42%.

In 2004, the GOP Congress let the ban purposely expire: mass shooting deaths spiked over 220% and have been climbing ever since. - Andrea Junker

 


 

GREAT NEWS For The Coast Guard
President Biden will nominate Coast Guard Vice Adm. Linda Fagan for vice commandant, which would make her the first female four-star admiral in Coast Guard history, the White House announced Monday.



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Self Driving Tesla Kills Two


I couldn't afford an Ancestry DNA kit, so I announced that I won the lottery.  I soon found out who my relatives are. - KPMoore tweet

 


 




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Friday, April 16, 2021

How a music teacher falsely accused of pedophilia sparked the Matt Gaetz investigation

Joel Greenberg, 36, and Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.), 38, became friends soon after Greenberg was elected Seminole County tax collector and Gaetz won a seat in Congress in 2016. Both


Wait, there's a deep state plot to hold Matt Gaetz accountable for his sex crimes? actually that sounds f*cking awesome. - Jeff Tiedrich

 




The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Americans Opposed to Being Shot Seek Representation in Washington. - Andy Borowitz

 


 


Jim Jordan is a loud mouth, unless you're a college wrestler asking for his help to stop sexual assault. - Chris Hahn

 


 

DeSantis For President? DeNo.






Fauci Would Have Thought Twice About Career in Medicine Had He Known It Meant Someday Talking to Jim Jordan. - Andy Borowitz



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Russian Diplomats Given 30 Days To Complete Espionage Before Being Expelled. - The Onion 



Chelsea Clinton Steps Into The Tucker Carlson Frey. Good!
Chelsea Clinton is calling on Facebook to ban Fox News host Tucker Carlson from the platform following a surge in online engagement with a post that included the conservative television personality’s speculation on the effectiveness of coronavirus vaccines. 


Matt Gaetz never took COVID-19 seriously because she was a little too old for him. - Stephen Colbert

 




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Bernie Madoff died in prison because he stole from the rich. If he stole from the poor he would be a Republican member of Congress. - Deacon Blues

 


 

Japan Is Giving The World The Olympics And Radioactive Oceans!





The President should leave the White House flag at half-staff until the senate passes gun reform. - Matthew Dowd

 


 

 


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Ansel Adams set out along Yosemite’s LeConte Gully to capture an image of the striking sheer face of Half Dome, one of Yosemite National Park’s most iconic natural features.
 “Monolith, The Face of Half Dome” was created on April 10th, 1927.  Ansel considered this his first true visualization.

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