Tuesday, February 9, 2021

Majority says they favor conviction as Trump impeachment trial begins: poll

A majority of Americans favor convicting former President Trump in his second impeachment trial this week, according to a CBS-YouGov poll released Tuesday.


Seriously, why the f*ck are co-conspirators Josh Hawley and Ted Cruz allowed be jurors in the trial of their mobster overlord? asking for 81 million friends. - Jeff Tiedrich

 




The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Biden’s Coronavirus Plan Calls for Americans to Stay Home and Watch Impeachment. - Andy Borowitz

 



Hacker Tried To Poison Florida City's Water. Russia or Q?


GOP Senators Argue It’s Unconstitutional To Be Forced To Work On A Tuesday. - The Onion


Republican Shenanigans





Trump’s Lawyers Call for Dismissal of Trial on the Ground That They Will Never Collect Fees. -  Andy Borowitz


Trump Being Investigated By Georgia. ROFLOL.
President Donald Trump’s efforts to overturn the results of the 2020 election in Georgia are now being investigated.





Jason Miller claims Trump is happier now that he is off social media.  That makes seven billion of us. - Stephen Colbert

 



Giuliani to Be First Guest of Lou Dobbs Total Landscaping. - Andy Borowitz


South Dakota Republican Intent On Killing More South Dakotans
A state representative in South Dakota wants a new law giving the state the power to nullify executive orders from the Biden administration it deems unconstitutional, heightening the chances of a conflict with the White House in a state that has already vowed not to enforce any potential federal mask mandate.






____________________


Click here to visit Wattensaw Press

http://www.wattensawpress.com/

____________________


Republicans had no problems stealing 2 Supreme Court seats, trying to overturn election for 2 months, introducing 165 new voter suppression laws in 33 states, but holding ex-president accountable for inciting violent coup is a bridge too far. - Ari Berman


Business/Tech News

Trump's Next Court Appearance: 
The Food Court



New York Is Accelerating The Investigation of Trump. RUN, DONALD, RUN!!!
As former U.S. President Donald Trump goes to trial this week in the Senate on charges of inciting the Jan. 6 Capitol insurrection, criminal and civil investigations into his businesses are accelerating in New York.


Imagining Trump yelling at the TV in Florida right now. - Schooley tweet

 




____________________






_____________________








Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
Some of the first park rangers in America weren’t rangers at all. Known as the Buffalo Soldiers, roughly 500 African American men were assigned by the U.S. Army to protect national parks in the west before the National Park Service was created. The wildlife you see today in parks like Yellowstone National Park is in part due to their efforts to fight against poaching. Text and photo from the Department of the Interior.

Peace.


Monday, February 8, 2021

Trump Hiding Behind His Own Political Theater

Read: Former President Donald Trump's defense team's legal brief
In a pretrial brief ahead of former President Donald Trump's impeachment trial in the Senate, Trump's legal team accused House Democrats of engaging in "political theater" and argued that the upcoming trial is unconstitutional because Trump is no longer president.


Trump should represent himself at his trial like only sane and innocent people do. - Conan O'Brien

 




The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans
Ivanka Says She Should Be Allowed To Continue Reading Intelligence Briefings To Her Dad. - Andy Borowitz

 




Trump Is Going To Be In Court The Rest Of His Life.
An Illinois judge has ruled that the Trump International Hotel and Tower in Chicago is liable for violating two state environmental laws by sucking up millions of gallons of water daily from the Chicago River without a valid permit...Total fines for the violations could be as much as $12 million.


I was not prepared for how many people are willing to let others die rather than suffer even a moment's inconvenience. - Joseph Brassey tweet

 



Republican Shenanigans

Lou Dobbs Launches New Venture of Standing On Sidewalk Shouting At People. - Andy Borowitz

 




Geez Louise
A former Republican Senate staffer has been arrested and faces child pornography charges in Washington, D.C. 


The Republicans know that if Trump is convicted, it will open the door to their convictions.
You can’t punish the King without punishing his court.
They are protecting themselves, not America. - Woman in the Moon tweet

 


 

Want unity? Convict the leader who divides us. - The Lincoln Project

 

 

______________________



Click here to meet C.W.
http://www.cwblogsite.com/

____________________


"I hate America, 
I honor treason 
& I like being racially insensitive"

...is just too wordy for a bumper sticker; 
that's why we have confederate flag decals. - John Fugelsang

 



Rock The Voter News

Republicans Blast Biden’s Divisive Position That People Should Have Food. - Andy Borowitz

 




The Next Episode of the Stormy Daniels Telenovela Brought To You by Michael Cohen
When he was Donald Trump’s attorney, Michael Cohen was hellbent on silencing Stormy Daniels, even arranging a hush-money payment to the porn actress that landed him in federal prison.



____________________


Click here to visit Wattensaw Press

http://www.wattensawpress.com/

____________________





Trump should not receive intelligence reports unless he is banned from eBay. - Andy Borowitz

 




Surprise. Surprise. Reagan's Trickle Down Economics Was All A Ploy By The GOP.


Before anyone gives Tom Brady a trophy, don’t forget that the Chiefs have the right to exhaust every legal avenue to challenge the result. It would be irresponsible to congratulate the Buccaneers so early. Many many fans are upset. Wouldn’t want them to lose trust. - Abraham Gutman

 

I love football but I thought this meme was hysterical!




____________________

Friday, February 5, 2021

Senate Democrats approve budget resolution, teeing up coronavirus bill

Senate Democrats approved a budget resolution early Friday morning that will allow them to pass coronavirus relief without GOP support.
The budget passed the Senate in a 50-50 party-line vote, with Vice President Harris breaking the tie. Because senators made changes to the resolution, it now bounces back to the House, where lawmakers will need to pass it for a second time as soon as Friday.


Hey Republicans, when you're done fronting for a crime boss, we will be over here, running the country. - Jeremy Newberger

 


The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Early this morning I was proud to watch VP Kamala Harris cast the tie-breaking vote to push forward necessary aid to help get us through this pandemic. 

This never would have been possible without the people of Georgia. This is what democracy looks like. - Senator Reverend Raphael Warnock

 




Lest We Not Forget That Putin Is The Bad Guy
Retired Adm. William McRaven argued that Russian President Vladimir Putin has outplayed the US and Russia is the greatest external security threat during a recent discussion of the challenges the new Biden administration faces.


Think for a moment. What would Abraham Lincoln say if he saw these traitorous, bigoted, terrorist, confederate flag waving insurrectionists calling themselves "The Party of Lincoln"? - Purple Hayes tweet

 



Republican Shenanigans

Kevin McCarthy Denies Knowing What A Q-Tip Is. - Andy Borowitz

 



House Strips Marjorie Taylor Greene Of Committee Assignments






If you're shocked only 11 Republicans voted to hold Marjorie Taylor Greene responsible for inciting violence at the Capitol...

...lemme tell you about the 147 GOPs who voted to throw out African American votes in AZ & PA w/no evidence, later that same night, bc they wanted to. - John Fugelsang





Charles Manson carved a swastika in his forehead and his lawyers didn't quit. - Mike Larsen



______________________



Click here to meet C.W.
http://www.cwblogsite.com/

____________________






Rock The Voter News

Marjorie Taylor Greene Says She Is Being Unfairly Judged For Things She Has Said And Done. - Andy Borowitz


The Senate Needs Mask Rules With Severe Penalties, All Because Of Dumbasses Like Rand Paul!
Ohio Sen. Sherrod Brown once again called out his colleagues in the U.S. Senate on Thursday for not wearing face masks – this time a senator from a neighboring state.






The House needs to remove Marjorie Taylor Greene as if she were a bad tattoo. With lasers. - Andy Borowitz



____________________


Click here to visit Wattensaw Press

http://www.wattensawpress.com/

____________________




Is it just me, or is it every time we get rid of one lunatic republican, another one pops right up?

This is like having ants. - Velvet tweet


 


 

I Like This Pentagon Spending!







Dr. Fauci looks twenty-five years younger than he did last year. - Michael Beschloss


 


 


____________________


_____________________








Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
The world's tallest statue is in Gujarat, India. Standing almost 600 feet tall, the Statue of Unity depicts Indian freedom fighter and politician Vallabhbhai Patel. FYI: the Statue of Liberty is 151 feet tall.

Best wishes for a peaceful weekend.