Wednesday, January 27, 2021

Homeland Security issues bulletin over heightened threat environment following inauguration

The Department of Homeland Security on Wednesday issued a threat bulletin due to the potential for violence from extremists that object to the presidential transition, hold anti-government views or are motivated by other false narratives.

Feels like Rupert Murdoch and family pose a far greater threat to our country than Kim Jong-un and his family. Coincidentally, both write big beautiful love letters to Trump. - Jeremy Newberger

 



The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Fox News and elected Republicans are radicalizing new white supremacist domestic terrorists every day. - Matt Murphy

 


 

Who At The Pentagon Did This?
The commander of the D.C. National Guard said the Pentagon restricted his authority ahead of the riot at the U.S. Capitol, requiring higher level sign-off to respond that cost time as the events that day spiraled out of control.


9,944 Arizona Republicans have changed their party registration since the assault on the U.S. Capitol on January 6th. Please, fellow Republicans, we cannot continue to excuse former President Trump's behavior and promote falsehoods about the election. - Jeff Flake

 


Republican Shenanigans

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene should be on a watch list. Not in Congress. - Hillary Clinton

 



My, My, My, What A Splendid Dry Sense Of Humor Biden Has. 
It may be too early to call this definitively, but the White House Press Corps’ breakout star under the week-old Biden Administration appears to be Fox News’ Peter Doocy....As Biden left the dais, Doocy shouted a question, “What did you talk to Vladimir Putin about?”





 Mar-a-Lago members are quitting in droves. Turns out, it’s just not the same if you can't hear the launch codes being shouted over the shrimp buffet. - Stephen Colbert






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Republicans Say It Is Unconstitutional to Hold Officials Accountable Unless They Are Hillary. - Andy Borowitz





Republicans Against Impeachment Propose “Three Coup Attempts, You’re Out” Law. - Andy Borowitz


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I'm pitching NPR my new Bible game show "Wait Wait Don't Smite Me." - John Fugelsang

 




Funny, Joe Scarborough Didn't Mind White, Christian Anti-Abortion Terrorists When He Was Running For Congress. He Even Offered His Services As A Lawyer To Defend One Who Gunned Down An Abortion Doctor. (click here for that 1994 AP article)


Something to look forward to in the coming years: seeing weird billionaires f up space.- Conan O'Brien


The Bernie Mittens Memes Have Come To A Sad End

 

 


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Tuesday, January 26, 2021

McConnell backs off Senate filibuster fight with Schumer

Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell backed off his demand that Senate Democrats preserve the procedural tool known as the filibuster, easing a standoff with new Majority Leader Chuck Schumer as the two negotiated a power-sharing agreement in the closely divided chamber.


McConnell is suffering from Senate Leadership Withdrawal.

Being in Congress must be the only job in the world where you can encourage a mob to kill your coworkers, in the building where you work, and then just show up to work later that day and act like nothing happened. - Ted tweet

 


The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Georgia electing Ossoff & Warnock was like watching Atlanta burn down the Confederacy. - John Fugelsang

 



What Is Going On With Kellyanne Conway and Her Daughter? Geez Louise.


I want Democrats to ram the COVID Relief Bill through like its name was "Amy Coney Barrett" - Dara tweet

 



Republican Shenanigans

Having Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley on the Senate jury for Trump's impeachment trial is like having the lookout guy and the getaway driver on the jury for the bank robber. - Randi Mayem Singer

 



Republican Infighting Alert!


Matt Gaetz is what would happen if someone tried to make stupid from concentrate, but forgot to add water. - Middle Age Riot

 


Biden’s Coronavirus Plan Calls for Americans to Stay Home and Watch Impeachment. - Andy Borowitz


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Banks collected more than $30 BILLION in overdraft fees in 2020. Tell me again how the US doesn’t prey on the people who live paycheck to paycheck again. - Kat tweet

 



Biden Thrills Mother Nature


Noses are red
Fingers are blue
Snow is so deep
I just lost my shoe. - Meanwhile in Canada tweet


 



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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
A frozen forest in the Finnish lapland. I see snow people dancing.

Peace.

Monday, January 25, 2021

GOP Sen. Josh Hawley wrote a column in defense of the Oklahoma City bomber when he was 15

GOP Sen. Josh Hawley wrote a column in defense of the Oklahoma City bomber when he was 15
Republican Sen. Josh Hawley, who backed former President Donald Trump's voter fraud claims following the 2020 election, wrote a column in which he defended the Oklahoma City bomber when he was 15 years old, according to a report from the Kansas City Star.


These Republicans are monsters, pure and simple. They're not patriots, they are perverts.




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump





Now, Josh Hawley Complains About Democratic Senators Complaining About His Incitement Of A Riot...


Mitch McConnell prayed that he would not be the biggest asshole in Kentucky, so God created Rand Paul. - Andy Borowitz

 



Republican Shenanigans

Rudy Giuliani needs a lawyer that is better than Rudy Giuliani. - Jeremy Newberger

 


 

Pray That Arkansas Doesn't Elect This Lying Fool


If Sarah Huckabee Sanders says she’s running for governor of Arkansas, does that mean she’s not running for governor of Arkansas? - Middle Age Riot

 


Betsy DeVos Warns That Biden Will Pick Education Secretary with Background in Education. - Andy Borowitz


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Republicans had no trouble spending $2 trillion on the Iraq war or tax cuts for the rich. When it comes to keeping Americans from starving they get frugal. - Andy Borowitz


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Shrinking QAnon to Merge with Elvis Conspiracy Theory. - Andy Borowitz


 



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Deep apologies for the shortened edition today but an opportunity for a ride to Santa Cruz arose and I had to take advantage of that!



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St. Patrick's Cathedral is such a surprising visual respite in busy New York City.

Peace.