Wednesday, January 27, 2021

Homeland Security issues bulletin over heightened threat environment following inauguration

The Department of Homeland Security on Wednesday issued a threat bulletin due to the potential for violence from extremists that object to the presidential transition, hold anti-government views or are motivated by other false narratives.

Feels like Rupert Murdoch and family pose a far greater threat to our country than Kim Jong-un and his family. Coincidentally, both write big beautiful love letters to Trump. - Jeremy Newberger


The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Fox News and elected Republicans are radicalizing new white supremacist domestic terrorists every day. - Matt Murphy



Who At The Pentagon Did This?
The commander of the D.C. National Guard said the Pentagon restricted his authority ahead of the riot at the U.S. Capitol, requiring higher level sign-off to respond that cost time as the events that day spiraled out of control.

9,944 Arizona Republicans have changed their party registration since the assault on the U.S. Capitol on January 6th. Please, fellow Republicans, we cannot continue to excuse former President Trump's behavior and promote falsehoods about the election. - Jeff Flake


Republican Shenanigans

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene should be on a watch list. Not in Congress. - Hillary Clinton


My, My, My, What A Splendid Dry Sense Of Humor Biden Has. 
It may be too early to call this definitively, but the White House Press Corps’ breakout star under the week-old Biden Administration appears to be Fox News’ Peter Doocy....As Biden left the dais, Doocy shouted a question, “What did you talk to Vladimir Putin about?”

 Mar-a-Lago members are quitting in droves. Turns out, it’s just not the same if you can't hear the launch codes being shouted over the shrimp buffet. - Stephen Colbert


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Republicans Say It Is Unconstitutional to Hold Officials Accountable Unless They Are Hillary. - Andy Borowitz

Republicans Against Impeachment Propose “Three Coup Attempts, You’re Out” Law. - Andy Borowitz


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Business/Tech News

I'm pitching NPR my new Bible game show "Wait Wait Don't Smite Me." - John Fugelsang


Funny, Joe Scarborough Didn't Mind White, Christian Anti-Abortion Terrorists When He Was Running For Congress. He Even Offered His Services As A Lawyer To Defend One Who Gunned Down An Abortion Doctor. (click here for that 1994 AP article)

Something to look forward to in the coming years: seeing weird billionaires f up space.- Conan O'Brien

The Bernie Mittens Memes Have Come To A Sad End




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