All Hat No Cattle

Monday, January 18, 2021

Today is Martin Luther King, Jr. Day.

" Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that."

Peace and love.

Friday, January 15, 2021

Pelosi taps retired Army general to lead immediate review of Capitol attack

Pelosi taps retired Army general to lead immediate review of Capitol attack

Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) on Friday named retired Lt. General Russel Honoré to head up an immediate review of last week’s domestic terrorist attack on the Capitol that will focus on “security infrastructure, interagency processes and procedures, and command and control.”

Forget metal detectors - make members of Congress pass a spelling test before they can enter. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Nobody bludgeoned a cop after the email lady lost, just saying. - Jeff Tiedrich

Mercenaries?

Capitol rioters included highly trained ex-military and cops. An AP review of public records, social media and videos shows at least 21 current or former U.S. military or law enforcement members have been identified as being at or near the riot.

I don’t want to upset my never-Trump friends, but plenty of us saw this crazy coming with the Tea Party movement. - Jane Kayley tweet

Yep, I saw what the "Tea Party" was back in 2010

Trump’s coup attempt was the Trump University of coup attempts. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Matt Gaetz Forced To Host Hundreds Of White Nationalists After Airbnb Pulls D.C. Listings. - The Onion

Hell, Yeah, There Needs To Be A Probe Into Why Rep. Boebert Tweeted Pelosi's Location During The Riot.
Some Colorado officials have sent a letter to congressional leadership requesting a probe into Rep. Lauren Boebert’s (R-Colo.) actions leading up to and on the day of the deadly riot at the U.S. Capitol, according to multiple reports.

“This impeachment gives me one last chance to salvage my reputation!” shouts Rudy Giuliani, as he ladles baked beans into his briefcase. - Conan O'Brien

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No Trump Staffers Spotted Stealing Books From White House. - Andy Borowitz

Rock The Voter News

Maybe it’s greedy of me but I’m already looking forward to Trump’s third impeachment. - Andy Borowitz

This Brave Man Saved An Unknown Amount Of Lives

US Capitol Police Officer Eugene Goodman has been hailed as an American hero for leading a growing mob away from the Senate chambers during last week's attack on the Capitol.

Now, a bipartisan trio of lawmakers wants to recognize Goodman with a Congressional Gold Medal for potentially saving lives on one of the darkest days in US history.

Pew poll: Trump is leaving the White House with the lowest job approval of his presidency, 29%.

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Business/Tech News

Deutsche Bank Begins Removing Possessions From White House After Trump Defaults On Loan. - The Onion

Hey, President-elect Biden, Don't Forget To Disinfect Air Force One!
President Trump plans to leave the White House on the morning of Jan. 20 and will hold a goodbye event at Joint Base Andrews, Reuters has reported. Trump has said he won’t be attending Biden’s inauguration that day, making him the fifth president to miss their successor’s swearing-in ceremony. His goal is to leave Washington while he is still president and before President-elect Biden is sworn in—he reportedly doesn’t want to wait until after, which could require him to ask Biden to borrow Air Force One.

Very rarely do you get to witness the complete destruction of someone who truly deserves it. woo hoo HAPPY LAST FRIDAY OF THIS NIGHTMARE. - Sarah Cooper

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Say hi to Loki, Luna's new neighbor. He's 15 weeks old and I suspect he is a Boxer/Pitbull mix. Look at the size of those paws!

Peace and puppies.

Thursday, January 14, 2021

Expecting trouble, Washington locks down ahead of inauguration

Expecting trouble, Washington locks down ahead of inauguration

All through downtown Washington, the primary sound for several blocks was the beeping of forklifts unloading more fencing.

There were no cars or scooters and seemingly no tourists Wednesday, just the occasional jogger and multiple construction crews at work. The U.S. Capitol that proved such a soft target last week was visible only through lines of tall, black fence.

Good morning from a city fortified and garrisoned by 20,000 troops to protect it from terrorist attack by supporters of President Trump. - David Frum

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Raise your hand if you'd like to see Andy Biggs, Mo Brooks, Paul Gosar and Lauren Boebert testify under oath in front of Congress on live television for 11 straight hours to explain how the dipsh*ts with the zip ties found out where everybody's secure locations were. - Jeff Tiedrich

Georgia GOP Governor Punishes GOP State Senators Over Election Fraud Claims
It’s payback time. The Republican rift in the state Senate came to a head Tuesday when Lt. Gov. Geoff Duncan demoted three Republican senators who have backed attempts to overturn the presidential vote in Georgia over baseless allegations of irregularities.

The Confederate flag is a victim of "cancel culture" because the Union totally f*cking cancelled the Confederacy. - Middle Age Riot

Lest We Not Forget This Article From March 2020. Betsy DeVos Is Erik Prince's Brother.

Erik Prince, a security contractor with close ties to the Trump administration, recruited former spies to infiltrate various Democratic organizations — including a congressional campaign — multiple documents and interviews revealed.

One of the operatives recruited by Prince, a former M16 agent, ran a 2017 sting in which he copied files and recorded conversations from a Michigan office of the American Federation of Teachers, one of the country's largest teachers unions

The storming of the Capitol was obviously planned and my guess is Erik Prince was somehow involved. My fear is that he would not hesitate to use armed drones on Inauguration Day.

Republican Shenanigans

I know it’s mathematically impossible but somehow Trump and Rudy are *both* going to rip each other off. - Elie Honig

Hope Hicks Resigns For The Second Time.

Hope Hicks' last day in the White House was Tuesday, multiple sources familiar with the matter tell CNN, a final departure planned before the January 6 riot at the US Capitol.

Hicks was one of President Donald Trump's most influential confidantes and a longtime loyalist but hasn't been at the White House much in recent weeks after she felt her influence waned after she pushed back on the President's baseless voter fraud claims, the sources said. She also urged him against pursuing legal challenges without competent lawyers in place.

After these FBI arrests, just think of all the basements that moms will be able to redecorate. - Stephen Colbert

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Rock The Voter News

Imagine thinking humans have a right to Twitter but not to healthcare. - Erin Beck

NYAG Sues NYPD For BLM Brutality
New York state Attorney General Letitia James is suing New York City's police department, citing widespread excessive use of force from the country’s most recognizable police force during this summer’s Black Lives Matter protests.

Articles Of Impeachment Sent Through Winding Maze Of Pneumatic Tubes On Journey To Senate. - The Onion

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Ivanka and Jared Kushner wouldn't let Secret Service use their bathrooms, so our taxes have been paying $3000 a month for extra toilets.

Really puts those $600 stimulus checks into perspective. - Nick Jack Pappas