Friday, January 15, 2021

Pelosi taps retired Army general to lead immediate review of Capitol attack

Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) on Friday named retired Lt. General Russel HonorĂ© to head up an immediate review of last week’s domestic terrorist attack on the Capitol that will focus on “security infrastructure, interagency processes and procedures, and command and control.”

Forget metal detectors - make members of Congress pass a spelling test before they can enter. - Andy Borowitz


The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Nobody bludgeoned a cop after the email lady lost, just saying. - Jeff Tiedrich



I don’t want to upset my never-Trump friends, but plenty of us saw this crazy coming with the Tea Party movement. - Jane Kayley tweet

Yep, I saw what the "Tea Party" was back in 2010

Trump’s coup attempt was the Trump University of coup attempts. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Matt Gaetz Forced To Host Hundreds Of White Nationalists After Airbnb Pulls D.C. Listings. - The Onion

Hell, Yeah, There Needs To Be A Probe Into Why Rep. Boebert Tweeted Pelosi's Location During The Riot.
Some Colorado officials have sent a letter to congressional leadership requesting a probe into Rep. Lauren Boebert’s (R-Colo.) actions leading up to and on the day of the deadly riot at the U.S. Capitol, according to multiple reports.

“This impeachment gives me one last chance to salvage my reputation!” shouts Rudy Giuliani, as he ladles baked beans into his briefcase. - Conan O'Brien



Click here to meet C.W.


No Trump Staffers Spotted Stealing Books From White House. - Andy Borowitz


Rock The Voter News

Maybe it’s greedy of me but I’m already looking forward to Trump’s third impeachment. - Andy Borowitz



This Brave Man Saved An Unknown Amount Of Lives

Business/Tech News

Deutsche Bank Begins Removing Possessions From White House After Trump Defaults On Loan. - The Onion


Hey, President-elect Biden, Don't Forget To Disinfect Air Force One!
President Trump plans to leave the White House on the morning of Jan. 20 and will hold a goodbye event at Joint Base Andrews, Reuters has reported. Trump has said he won’t be attending Biden’s inauguration that day, making him the fifth president to miss their successor’s swearing-in ceremony. His goal is to leave Washington while he is still president and before President-elect Biden is sworn in—he reportedly doesn’t want to wait until after, which could require him to ask Biden to borrow Air Force One.

Very rarely do you get to witness the complete destruction of someone who truly deserves it. woo hoo HAPPY LAST FRIDAY OF THIS NIGHTMARE. - Sarah Cooper





Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Say hi to Loki, Luna's new neighbor. He's 15 weeks old and I suspect he is a Boxer/Pitbull mix. Look at the size of those paws!

Peace and puppies.

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