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Monday, October 12, 2020

Fauci criticizes inclusion in Trump campaign ad

Fauci criticizes inclusion in Trump campaign ad

The nation’s top infectious disease expert said his words were “taken out of context” in the ad praising the president’s response to the pandemic.

It's crazy that, after last week, we literally know what it means to say, "that's like Trump on steroids.” - Stephen Colbert

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

ABC News has confirmed that attendees to Trump WH Rally were paid.
Well, he’s back to paying people to get fvcked. - Ken Olin tweet

Wow. The United Nations Has Gone Full Trump.

China, Russia, Cuba, Pakistan and Saudi Arabia are expected to be elected to the board of the UN human rights council on Tuesday, leaving human rights campaigners in the countries aghast and pleading with EU states to commit to withholding their support.

Someone needs to ask Amy Coney Barrett how she feels about the fact that donated fetal tissue from an abortion saved Trump’s life. - OhNoSheTwitnt tweet

Trump has fostered diversity on the Supreme Court, in that Amy Coney Barrett is creepy in an entirely different way than Brett Kavanaugh. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Journalists. You’re taking the bait. Republicans already packed the courts. Mitch laughed about it. Your job is not both sides. It’s the truth. - Bradley Whitford

Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah. You Can't Make Me Wear A Mask!

Sen. Mike Lee, R-Utah, delivered his opening statement without wearing a mask inside the hearing room despite testing positive for Covid-19 on Oct. 1.

He decided to attend the hearing in person Monday after he said his doctor told him it would be safe to do so.

Ah yes, a full week of Republicans pretending that their Supreme Court nominee won’t do what they explicitly picked her to do. - Jon Favreau

Kamala Goes After GOP Regarding Rushed Nomination
Senator Kamala Harris called out Republican leadership of the Senate Judiciary hearing during opening remarks of the nomination hearing for Judge Amy Coney Barrett, just 22 days from the 2020 general election in which the will of the American people will be clearly expressed.

Marsha Blackburn sent two armed US Marshals to my home in Nashville to subpoena me to Congress for the fetal tissue research that Trump ended up using to save himself from the coronavirus while nominating Amy Coney Barrett to the Supreme Court so that she can ban it permanently. - Dr. Eugene Gu

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We've seen this before:

1) GOP elected after a Democratic president saves economy.

2) Tax cuts for the wealthy & corporations.

3) The economy tanks, crisis mismanaged.

4) GOP proposes cuts to Social Security & Medicare.

5) Dems elected to clean up the mess.

6) Repeat.

- Robert Reich

Rock The Voter News

This election is a tough call because one candidate was endorsed by both the Taliban and the KKK and the other was endorsed by a broad bipartisan coalition and the New England Journal of Medicine. - Bess Kalb

Lock Up The California GOP.
The California Republican Party is facing scrutiny after setting up unofficial ballot drop-off boxes at various locations in Southern California and advertising their locations via social media posts, the Orange County Register reported first, an action that state officials said is in violation of California law.

Donald Trump went from being on an oxygen tank to fully recovered from Covid in 4 days. Something isn’t adding up here.

Two 16 hour days. Covid is getting bad again at the hospital. I am exhausted and can’t sleep. I am getting stage 2 pressure ulcers on the bridge of my nose from my N95 again. My hands are dry, angry and hurt. I am fried. Burned out. Exhausted. Wear. A. Fucking. Mask. - Jennifer Williams tweet

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Amy Coney Barrett Promises Catholic Faith Won’t Interfere With Court’s Crushing Of The Poor, Downtrodden. - The Onion

Business/Tech News

Fired Private Equity Partner Steals Office Supply Company On Way Out . - The Onion

Stock Market Still Ignores The Warning Signs of Trump's Leadership
Stocks jumped Monday and closed at a six-week high as investors looked ahead to a round of quarterly corporate earnings results that are expected to have improved relative to earlier this year. Stimulus talks in Washington also remained in focus.

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately. - The Onion

I give up. You're on your own. Good luck. - TheTweetOfGod

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This is about a quarter mile from my home. All roads in and out have been this way for 4 days due to the heavy rains. The road crews are out there today. I'm sorta glad I don't go out much anymore!

Peace.

Friday, October 9, 2020

Trump’s Doctor Says the President Can Go Back to Public Engagements by Saturday

Trump’s Doctor Says the President Can Go Back to Public Engagements by Saturday

President Donald Trump’s physician has cleared the president to return to public events Saturday. In a White House press release issued Thursday, Dr. Sean Conley said that Trump had remained stable since returning from Walter Reed Hospital to the Oval Office.

Americans Hope and Pray Trump Healthy Enough To Stand Trial. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

If Donald Trump had a family who truly loved him, they would intervene and stop this. If Donald Trump had a party and cabinet that cared about America, they would intervene and stop this. - Steven Beschloss

So a lot of White House staffers are worried the recklessness of the president will hurt them? Welcome to what millions of Americans have been feeling for years. - Dan Rather

Rose Garden Attendees Urged To Get Tested And Not By Trump
In an extraordinary step, the Washington, D.C., Department of Health has released an open letter appealing to all White House staff and anyone who attended a Sept. 26 event in the Rose Garden to seek medical advice and take a COVID-19 test.

Fly Calls Trump A Loser For Skipping Debate. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Trump Accuses Lincoln, Washington, Jefferson and Roosevelt of Trying To Keep Him Off Mt. Rushmore. - Andy Borowitz

Mitch McCruelty Expects Not To Pass Any Relief To Millions Of Americans. Great Re-election Strategy!

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) signaled on Friday that he does not expect Congress and the White House to reach a deal on a coronavirus package before the elections, citing steep political headwinds.

McConnell, speaking to reporters in Kentucky, called the dynamics around the months-long, off-on negotiations "murky," adding that he didn't expect it to get resolved before Nov. 3.

Man With 20 Rifles Can’t Remember If His Goal To Start Or Stop Violent Overthrow Of Government. - The Onion

Gary Busey Would Bring Much-needed Stability To White House, Experts Say. - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

Once again. The Covid "cure" Trump's been touting was developed with fetal tissues obtained by abortions. So, let's be clear...he's pro HIS life only. - Bette Midler

Russian Trolls Are So Busy!
C-SPAN said the Twitter account of the moderator for the second debate, C-SPAN journalist Steve Scully, was hacked, and that this accounts for a tweet in which he appeared to asked staunch Trump critic Anthony Scaramucci for advice on how to respond to the president.

Trump Will Avoid Biden And Instead Debate Voices Inside Head. - Andy Borowitz

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Can you name another job that Donald Trump would continue to hold after exhibiting this type of unhinged public behavior other than President of the United States with the support of craven and complicit Congressional Republicans? - Dan Rather

Business/Tech News

In fairness, the Trump campaign has always wanted to go super viral. - George Takei

Trump will be so happy that he finally made the cover of TIME magazine

Those Steel Jobs Trump Promised Are In Negative Territory

President Donald Trump promised a new dawn for the struggling U.S. steel industry in 2016, and the lure of new jobs in Midwestern states including Michigan helped him eke out a surprise election win.

Four years later, Great Lakes Works - once among the state's largest steel plants - has shut down steelmaking operations and put 1,250 workers out of a job.

Bought a brand new heavy duty chainsaw after the last hurricane.
Won't start. Never started. I've used chainsaws my whole life, since I was a kid. Fixed them. Rebuilt them. Won't start. Directions. Online troubleshooting. Won't start.
Took it to the dealer. One pull, starts. - Stonekettle

Jane Fonda is fierce at 82.

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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

A group of wild rabbits is called a fluffle and I've never loved the English language more.

Best wishes for a safe and peaceful weekend.

Thursday, October 8, 2020

Twitter buzzes over a fly in Pence’s hair, speculates about his left eye

Twitter buzzes over a fly in Pence’s hair, speculates about his left eye

During the vice presidential debate on Wednesday, many Twitter users were fixated not on the arguments — but on a fly that landed on Mike Pence’s head...But Twitter users’ first fixation was on Pence’s left eye. The eye was red from the moment he took his seat behind a plexiglass barrier.

Pence brought a lot to the debate last night, a fly and a red eye.

“I’m speaking. I’M speaking.” I hope every little girl heard that. #VPDebate - Uzo Aduba

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Am starting an exorcism fund for the White House. Clorox alone won't do. - dee

Trump Chickens Out Of Next Debate

President Donald Trump said Thursday that he will not participate in the second presidential debate with Joe Biden after the Commission on Presidential Debates said the event will be held virtually in the wake of the President's positive coronavirus diagnosis.

"I am not going to do a virtual debate," Trump said on Fox Business. "I am not going to waste my time on a virtual debate."

He had a bloody eye and a fly on his head. -- Anderson Cooper

Pence will catch the virus. He doesn't look well, although his botox does.

Trump Receives Injections With Cells From An Aborted Fetus

Trump’s antibody treatment was tested using cells originally derived from an abortion.

The Trump administration has looked to curtail research with fetal cells. But when it was life or death for the president, no one objected.

I would rather listen to grocery store music for a year rather than listen to another second of Mike Pence. - Mike Barnicle

Republican Shenanigans

Pence not committing to the peaceful transition of power is a way bigger deal than anything else that happened last night. - Molly Jong-Fast

Judge Orders Twitter To Reveal User Who Started The Seth Rich Murder Rumors
Twitter must reveal the identity of an anonymous user who allegedly fabricated FBI documents about the murder of Democratic National Committee staffer Seth Rich and passed them to Fox News, a federal judge in California has ruled. The Twitter user @whyspertech is accused of providing faked documents to Fox News, which falsely linked Rich’s 2016 murder to the WikiLeaks hack of Democratic Party emails in the run-up to the presidential election.

Kamala Harris won the debate, and the fly on Mike Pence's head came in second. - Bill Kristol

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If you’re keeping score, so far Kamala is leading Pence by 90 IQ points.- Andy Borowitz

Rock The Voter News

A virtual Presidential debate will be a complete waste of time, says man who called into Fox Business for one hour this morning. - The Daily Edge

There is a fine line between attending a Trump rally and assisted suicide. - Andy Borowitz

Trump's A Drug Addict Trying To Keep His Medical Records Secret
President Trump required personnel at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center to sign non-disclosure agreements last year before they could be involved with treating him, according to four people familiar with the process.

Trump Furious At Pence For Refusing To Take Steroids Before Debate. - Andy Borowitz

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That fly is an American hero. - Gabrielle Union

Business/Tech News

Pence Calls Space Force Necessary to Protect U.S. from Gay Aliens. - Andy Borowitz

The Stock Market Surely Doesn't Reflect Everyday America

Stocks opened with gains Thursday amid rollercoaster negotiations between the Trump administration and House Democrats on a coronavirus aid package with less than four weeks until Election Day.

The Dow Jones Industrial Average opened with a gain of 120 points, rising 0.4 percent after the market opened Thursday. The S&P 500 index rose 0.5 percent and the Nasdaq composite rose 0.7 percent after the opening bell.

My uncle said he wouldn’t discuss trump with me unless I said one good thing he’s done so I said he’s normalizing makeup for men and it didn’t go as I planned. - Daniel

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Annie Edson Taylor was a schoolteacher who became the first person to survive a trip over Niagara Falls in a barrel (on her 63rd birthday) in 1901. I believe she also coined the phrase "hold my beer."

Peace.