Friday, October 9, 2020

Trump’s Doctor Says the President Can Go Back to Public Engagements by Saturday

Trump’s Doctor Says the President Can Go Back to Public Engagements by Saturday
President Donald Trump’s physician has cleared the president to return to public events Saturday. In a White House press release issued Thursday, Dr. Sean Conley said that Trump had remained stable since returning from Walter Reed Hospital to the Oval Office. 

Americans Hope and Pray Trump Healthy Enough To Stand Trial. - Andy Borowitz

So a lot of White House staffers are worried the recklessness of the president will hurt them? Welcome to what millions of Americans have been feeling for years. - Dan Rather

Rose Garden Attendees Urged To Get Tested And Not By Trump
In an extraordinary step, the Washington, D.C., Department of Health has released an open letter appealing to all White House staff and anyone who attended a Sept. 26 event in the Rose Garden to seek medical advice and take a COVID-19 test.

Fly Calls Trump A Loser For Skipping Debate. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Trump Accuses Lincoln, Washington, Jefferson and Roosevelt of Trying To Keep Him Off Mt. Rushmore. - Andy Borowitz

Mitch McCruelty Expects Not To Pass Any Relief To Millions Of Americans. Great Re-election Strategy!

Man With 20 Rifles Can’t Remember If His Goal To Start Or Stop Violent Overthrow Of Government. - The Onion

Gary Busey Would Bring Much-needed Stability To White House, Experts Say. - Andy Borowitz


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Rock The Voter News

Once again.  The Covid "cure" Trump's been touting was developed with fetal tissues obtained by abortions. So, let's be clear...he's pro HIS life only. - Bette Midler

Russian Trolls Are So Busy!
C-SPAN said the Twitter account of the moderator for the second debate, C-SPAN journalist Steve Scully, was hacked, and that this accounts for a tweet in which he appeared to asked staunch Trump critic Anthony Scaramucci for advice on how to respond to the president.

Trump Will Avoid Biden And Instead Debate Voices Inside Head. - Andy Borowitz


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Can you name another job that Donald Trump would continue to hold after exhibiting this type of unhinged public behavior other than President of the United States with the support of craven and complicit Congressional Republicans? - Dan Rather

In fairness, the Trump campaign has always wanted to go super viral. - George Takei

Trump will be so happy that he finally made the cover of TIME magazine

Those Steel Jobs Trump Promised Are In Negative Territory

Bought a brand new heavy duty chainsaw after the last hurricane. 
Won't start. Never started. I've used chainsaws my whole life, since I was a kid. Fixed them. Rebuilt them. Won't start. Directions. Online troubleshooting. Won't start.
Took it to the dealer. One pull, starts. - Stonekettle


Jane Fonda is fierce at 82.




A group of wild rabbits is called a fluffle and I've never loved the English language more.

Best wishes for a safe and peaceful weekend.

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